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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

The fact that was leaked on a Saturday night speaks volumes.  

Yup. They were ready. 

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5 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Wondering if all the Trump tariff talks have farmers thinking twice in Iowa. They were not pleased last time around.

 

trump had to bail the farmers in his first term 

 

 

17 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I have been saying this for years. And men really have a problem with independent, successful women. 

Not me. I'm totally happy to go wherever you want to go in Europe.  I'll wear whatever you want, carry your bags and be a perfect gentleman.  *As long as you pay. The me paying part makes it a little too much like my marriage. And I'm already paying for that and the first go round.

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56 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

My wife’s version, when she’s particularly torqued off, is:

”Heterosexuality is a curse on woman.”

Dodged a major bullet

10 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

My Iowa farmers are basically betting Trump will cut them a check again 

They are barely recovering from last go round. Reinstatement of the tariffs this year would decimate many.

13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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Joey Mannarino is a gay pornstar name.

22 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I have been saying this for years. And men really have a problem with independent, successful women. 

The best bosses I've had in my 20 year career have all been women and it's not even close.

50 minutes ago, troph said:

I’ve got a friend in divorce because she just can suffer stupid anymore and she wishes women would do it for her. She then sighs and says something about how much she loves dick.

There's a woman out there for her.

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14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

They were pleased when trump dumped billions on farmers after his tariffs raw dogged them. 

Sounds like socialism.

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

This is what this election should look like.  I mean, if the reality isn’t that he’s laughed off the primary ballot. 

5 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Dodged a major bullet

One could even say you ducked it... 

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3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I would jizz so hard I'd need a prostate transplant. 

15 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I cannot believe half of my family is voting for this asshole. It’s so disappointing. 

And don’t upvote this. It’s a problem. These people have fallen for the trans sports shit that Cruz is pushing. That’s why these ghouls keeping running those advertisements. It’s working. 

13 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Sounds like socialism.

Not if you vote republican. Duh. 
 

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Morning time, delicious breakfast, the sun is so pretty

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What a shitty dinner, today sucked!

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9 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

And don’t upvote this. It’s a problem. These people have fallen for the trans sports shit that Cruz is pushing. That’s why these ghouls keeping running those advertisements. It’s working. 

100%. How in the fuck did this become their biggest tentpole issue?

13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

god damn it's a brand new payback.

Trump internals allegedly only have him up 5 in Iowa. So that still is pretty bad for them 

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

To add to my previous post it will be annoying if a chunk of seniors finally turn on Trump just because of their personal financial interests (SS and Medicare) but I'll take it. I really appreciated the old Iowa guy quoted as saying that J6 was why he'll never vote for Trump and will actually vote for a Democrat to keep him out of office. At least that's a principled but not only self-interested reason. 

Feel like this tweet fits with Huck’s post.  Gee Ryan, I wonder what could cause seniors to turn on Trump?

 

The tweet he's quoting is from September 26th

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57 minutes ago, scottsins said:


The hacked video of her from the original happening was one of the best out of all of them.

Link?

1 hour ago, Royalfan5 said:

If you make it to Independence it’s not that far to Eisenhowers in Abilene Kansas too

 

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You know, Ohio and Iowa are pretty closely correlated, I wonder if Ohio is less than plus eigh- 
 

 

CONFIDIENTIAL MEMORANDUM
 

a winning campaign would definitely leak this immediately. Or this:

 

9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I don't think that's it all.  The MSG shitshow was just gravy on top.  I'll put it this way, if you've ever pissed off a woman, thought nothing of it, only for her to stew on it and basically quietly declare a jihad on your ass, you know what this is.  Somehow, the old adage, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", needs to be amended to include attempting to take away their rights.  

Republicans have incorrectly thought that they could somehow take away the rights of women and just go ho hum about their business.  Any married man, or man that has been married, should easily recognize just how bad of an idea that is.  

I've been hawkish on Democratic chances the entire time, but after seeing the data, and now seeing all this play out, I believe I was wrong in the sense that I underestimated just how big a deal this part of the whole equation really is.  When I think about how angry women are, and how I'd feel if the shoe were on the foot, it's pretty easy to see what is really happening.  

Women aren't just about to be truly equal in the election process, the future of politics may well be asking first what it is they would like.  

2 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

If that Selzer Iowa poll is correct, then it's clear to me: 

It's not that male pollsters can't see a clear winner.

It is that they don't understand most women...

especially about Roe.

In other words, typical men.

They don’t even need to understand them, they could look at 2022 and every special election since roe. Instead, they said naw they’ll have forgotten by now- their first chance to vote for POTUS since and a chance to vote against the guy they nominated the justices that did it. 

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

you've ever pissed off a woman, thought nothing of it

I don't know how many times but they do. 

 

I mean they vote more than we do. If you vote more you count more.

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Trump is a rapist and Vance is a weird virgin. 
 

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6 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

If that Selzer Iowa poll is correct, then it's clear to me: 

It's not that male pollsters can't see a clear winner.

It is that they don't understand most women...

especially about Roe.

In other words, typical men.

 

But the right isn’t going to adjust—they’ll just double down.

If Kamala wins (and romps) on Tuesday, I’m curious as to where the radical right goes from here.

Just now, Pancho said:

 

But the right isn’t going to adjust—they’ll just double down.

If Kamala wins (and romps) on Tuesday, I’m curious as to where the radical right goes from here.

They go to violence in the streets. 

Just now, Pancho said:

 

But the right isn’t going to adjust—they’ll just double down.

If Kamala wins (and romps) on Tuesday, I’m curious as to where the radical right goes from here.

To Loser Town, since they love to go loserin 

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7 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

If that Selzer Iowa poll is correct, then it's clear to me: 

It's not that male pollsters can't see a clear winner.

It is that they don't understand most women...

especially about Roe.

In other words, typical men.

I, a man, know you're wrong.

Women don't hold grudges and they're quick to move on after bad things are done to them.

39 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

100%. How in the fuck did this become their biggest tentpole issue?

White women. 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

I mean they vote more than we do. If you vote more you count more.

Yes, however, the old paradigm is that the doting wife voted lockstep with her husband, who in turn dictated who the family was voting for.  That is obviously an extremely antiquated concept, but that is actually going to prove out to be the big polling miss, and when you think about it, that's absolutely absurd.  

 

and here's Shane Beamer answering questions about tonights Selzer poll

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