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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

not this man.

Me either.  I'd be more than happy to be a "kept man".

 

That’s been the most baffling thing for me. It’s not that they sold their soul to the devil - we realized quickly that they had no real principles. It’s that they sold it…to HIM. He was ALWAYS going to fuck you over. You could see it from 100 galaxies away. But they were blind to it. Completely blind.
Pretty sure she’d go trans man before cis or trans woman. But in the end she just likes dudes.

Well…we ARE delightful. What with the scratching and farting and not picking up on social cues and whatnot.

But on a serious note about women….maybe we’re starting to see nationwide what we’ve seen in deep blue places like Travis county starting in 2018: WOMEN ARE FUCKING PISSED, and they’re turning out at rates that let them control the outcome of all elections. All of our civil district judges in Travis county are now women. All of them. All the justices on the Third court of appeals are women. Because women showed up at the Dem primaries, and made their voices heard.
If you galvanize women, and they all show up with one voice, you’re gonna do whatever they decide.
And we should be ok with that.
2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

It's probably more like "Amy Coney Barrett siding with Alito" is the little domino, but it's funnier as "Joe Rogan recommends Tony Hinchcliff to the Trump team"

We could put a few more dominoes in and tag one with Tim Walz named running mate! 

PSA: Kamala is on SNL right now.

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All I know is when it comes to this election; my wife who votes, but barely pays attention to politics and sure as hell doesn't have a lot to say about it has had A LOT to say about it.  

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that was great, well done Madame Vice President !!!

 

 

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She was amazing 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

She's there!!! 

Big, if true.

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Trump going to post a mess tonight 

Just now, HenryJames said:

Big, if true.

It is. She was great

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Just now, Js1 said:

She was amazing 

You can do something your opponent cannot do…open doors. L-o-l!

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That cold open was incredible!

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

MOAR!!!!!!  Pick off IN and SC for OCD purposes.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump going to post a mess tonight 

ELECTION INTERFERENCE BY NBC!

Just now, tx ind said:

ELECTION INTERFERENCE BY NBC!

 

I WILL SIGN INTO LAW, SNL IS BANNED !!!!

ON DAY 1 !!!!!!

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

100%. How in the fuck did this become their biggest tentpole issue?

It works with white women. 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump going to post a mess tonight 

Suing NBC/SNL in 3… 2…

Just now, tx ind said:

ELECTION INTERFERENCE BY NBC!

Definitely going to be a new lawsuit filed in Amarillo on Monday.

Just now, Underdog said:

Suing NBC/SNL in 3… 2…

 

Amarillo court / judge going to be busy 

Trump going to post a mess tonight 

Yep…
And all of the following SHOULD be hyperbole.
But it’s not. It’s all actually likely to happen.
ELECTION INTERFERENCE BY NBC!

 
I WILL SIGN INTO LAW, SNL IS BANNED !!!!
ON DAY 1 !!!!!!

Definitely going to be a new lawsuit filed in Amarillo on Monday.
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

this guy is horrible 

FUCKING HORRIBLE

seriously, this guy fucking sucks.

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Sorry not sorry for footballin' the CR, but:

Poooooooooooor dotard.

Poooooooooooor aggy.

Just now, Gil Bang said:

FUCKING HORRIBLE

seriously, this guy fucking sucks.

 

he killed my kamala boner 

Michael Steel mentioning more good news - he works for MSNBC, so I wonder if we are getting some good good NBC polls tomorrow too. Sunday is usually ABC/NBC/CBS

Haha holy shit Tim Kaine making fun of himself.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

id knock up julia tonight, if presented with the opportunity 

She’s aged into her 50s quite nicely.

Julie-Gentry-Real-World-New-York-Where-A

 

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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he’s just selling vitamins 

49 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

CONFIDIENTIAL MEMORANDUM
 

a winning campaign would definitely leak this immediately. Or this:

 

So basically the Emerson poll just used the exact same splits as the 2020 results.  That's informative.  Not like we have a different candidate on one side and some landmark SCOTUS decision that's pissed of women like nobody's business since then.

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No worky

Should be now. (?)

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Is there anywhere that I can place a prop bet that Trump brings up SNL ratings from when he hosted in his next tweet?

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