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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Is there anywhere that I can place a prop bet that Trump brings up SNL ratings from when he hosted in his next tweet?

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I mean, NBC has to give him equal time if he wants it, right?  I’m sure they’d be happy to have him on SNL if he’s up for it.  

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Just now, A-Tex Devil said:

I mean, NBC has to give him equal time if he wants it, right?  I’m sure they’d be happy to have him on SNL if he’s up for it.  

The Fairness Doctrine was abolished in 1987

1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I mean, NBC has to give him equal time if he wants it, right?  I’m sure they’d be happy to have him on SNL if he’s up for it.  


He’s been workshopping some new material. 
 

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Trump appears to be unraveling 

“If I don't win this thing after all this talk, I’m in trouble. Will you please go vote? I came here, whatever the hell time it is, who the hell knows. I’m giving you the full bore. You wouldn’t let me leave in half an hour. I would have been home sleeping right now”

 

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I thought he had all the votes he needed?

Just now, tx ind said:

I thought he had all the votes he needed?

 

4D chess, he’s going for the biggest win ever 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump appears to be unraveling 

“If I don't win this thing after all this talk, I’m in trouble. Will you please go vote? I came here, whatever the hell time it is, who the hell knows. I’m giving you the full bore. You wouldn’t let me leave in half an hour. I would have been home sleeping right now”

 

 

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Reminds me of the Adam Sandler / Farley Halloween bits on SNL. 

"Hey I'm crazy mister orange face! I got orange paint all over my face! Now gimme some votes!" 

"For the love of GOD just give the boy some votes!" 

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Reminds me of the Adam Sandler / Farley Halloween bits on SNL. 

"Hey I'm crazy mister orange face! I got orange paint all over my face! Now gimme some votes!" 

"For the love of GOD just give the boy some votes!" 

Can’t you see he’s in trouble without the votes?!!  Just give him the votes!!

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump appears to be unraveling 

“If I don't win this thing after all this talk, I’m in trouble. Will you please go vote? I came here, whatever the hell time it is, who the hell knows. I’m giving you the full bore. You wouldn’t let me leave in half an hour. I would have been home sleeping right now”

 

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We signed up to play 60 minutes 

46 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

So basically the Emerson poll just used the exact same splits as the 2020 results.  That's informative.  Not like we have a different candidate on one side and some landmark SCOTUS decision that's pissed of women like nobody's business since then.

And, you know, an insurrection. 

Thinking the splits would be the same is pure negligence. 

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I thought bastrop was trump country ?

 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I thought bastrop was trump country ?

 

There's no way they didn't get coal rolled at least once

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Is that Iowa poll real? How could it be? Hmmm...

 

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A little bit of a Georgia update, Republicans have now filed by my count their 4th lawsuit in the last week to try to basically stop voting in Fulton County pretty much all together.  These are entirely baseless and continue to be thrown out.  They are only doing this to my knowledge there, and my best guess is that they are so far behind that the only chance they feel they remotely have is for Fulton County to be stopped all together.  Funny thing is, if my math is remotely correct, I don't think even that would be enough.  

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

All I know is when it comes to this election; my wife who votes, but barely pays attention to politics and sure as hell doesn't have a lot to say about it has had A LOT to say about it.  

So does our wife have any other husbands besides us?

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39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump appears to be unraveling 

“If I don't win this thing after all this talk, I’m in trouble. Will you please go vote? I came here, whatever the hell time it is, who the hell knows. I’m giving you the full bore. You wouldn’t let me leave in half an hour. I would have been home sleeping right now”

 

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to the pain you orange fuck. i hope you live forever. fucking loser. 

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4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

 

grab them by the balls !

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Today has been a good day. 

Watching aggy start out behind, then take the lead, then get tied up, and then get wrecked.  Then reading this thread.

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Here's that fantastic cold open with Kamala. The guy who does Trump nailed his impression of that speech.

 

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Probably because Kamala voters went to enjoy a football game, Clay, you mush-brained fucking moron.

A last bit of food for thought, what if Selzer is wrong?  But not in the way we all knee-jerked to, i.e. within her margin or error of 3; instead of 47 in Iowa it'd be 50.  

 

Now that friends, would be a lot of fun.  

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6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Watching aggy start out behind, then take the lead, then get tied up, and then get wrecked.  Then reading this thread.

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Fuck man, can I just have my safe space?

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Fuck man, can I just have my safe space?


 

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Has this been posted yet?

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Here's that fantastic cold open with Kamala. The guy who does Trump nailed his impression of that speech.
 

Just watched it. Was fantastic.
16 hours ago, Bookman said:

- It was out four weeks, and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.

- They should be fuckin' killed man. No trial, no jury, straight to execution. 

- Boy I wish I coulda caught him doin' it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doin' it. It woulda been worth him doing it just so I coulda caught him. 

- What a fucker!

- What's more chickenshit than fuckin' with a man's political yard sign? I mean, don't fuck with another man's yard sign!

- You don't do it!

- It's just against the rules! 

 

Public hangings.

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I finally saw the whole clip and I don’t think he realizes he’s even doing the blow job with the mic. This could be the straw that breaks the homophobes backs. 

 

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The way I learn that my vpn has connected to a Texas ip address is unmistakable. 

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Our Selzer, who art in Iowa,

hallowed be thy name

thy toplines come,

thy trends be true

in Wisconsin as they are in Iowa

Give us this day your last poll

and forgive us our pollercoaster,

as we forgive other pollsters

and lead us not into doomerism,

but deliver us from Trump, amen

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perfect ….

 

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hopefully it’s a peaceful election …..

 

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29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

No one tell him about Fox News

4 hours ago, MrBig said:

I finally saw the whole clip and I don’t think he realizes he’s even doing the blow job with the mic. This could be the straw that breaks the homophobes backs. 

 

He sucks dick on the down-low just like us!

Trump has hosted SNL twice, once during his 2015 campaign.

Candidates have made cameo appearances on SNL but I’m not aware of any other candidate that has hosted.

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Brendan Thomas Carr (born January 5, 1979) is an American lawyer who has served as a member of the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) since 2017.[7] Appointed to the position by Donald Trump, Carr previously served as the agency's general counsel and as an aide to FCC commissioner Ajit Pai. In private practice, Carr formerly worked as a telecommunications attorney at Wiley Rein.[8]

Carr supports changes to Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act and opposes net neutrality protections.[9][10] Carr is noted for his support for banning TikTok on national security grounds.[11][12] In office, Carr has been noted for being unusually vocal about public policy issues for a regulatory appointee, accusing House Intelligence Committee chair Adam Schiff of overseeing a “secret and partisan surveillance machine”.[13]

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Brendan Thomas Carr (born January 5, 1979) is an American lawyer who has served as a member of the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) since 2017.[7] Appointed to the position by Donald Trump, Carr previously served as the agency's general counsel and as an aide to FCC commissioner Ajit Pai. In private practice, Carr formerly worked as a telecommunications attorney at Wiley Rein.[8]

Carr supports changes to Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act and opposes net neutrality protections.[9][10] Carr is noted for his support for banning TikTok on national security grounds.[11][12] In office, Carr has been noted for being unusually vocal about public policy issues for a regulatory appointee, accusing House Intelligence Committee chair Adam Schiff of overseeing a “secret and partisan surveillance machine”.[13]

Carr is an opponent of net neutrality protections and has endorsed efforts to reform Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act.[24][10]

Carr vehemently opposed efforts to block the acquisition of Twitter by Elon Musk.[25]

In 2023, Carr authored the chapter on the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) in the Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 book, Mandate for Leadership: The Conservative Promise.[26][27] In the chapter, Carr proposes "reining in Big Tech" as one of the main goals for the FCC.[28]

There is zero chance both Pennsylvania and Michigan are tied. No way. And especially not after the Iowa poll. 

 

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