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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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20 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

 

Nice way to close 

 

Will Uma be there?

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  • Clintonaldo
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    Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

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18 minutes ago, immamac said:

I went to this link:

https://earlyvoting.texas-election.com/Elections/getElectionEVDates.do

Selected the day I early-voted in the first dropdown and my county in the second dropdown box.  Hitting submit downloads the spreadsheet and you can search for your name.  I'm in there.  Elmo owes me big bucks.

25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How do you prove you voted?

In Montana you can look up your voter info online, included that your ballot has been received and accepted. Better believe I'll be hitting Elon up later next week.

35 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Even happier now that WA keeps a record of my vote being counted. 

18 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean it's fun and all but a quick check of Elmo's timeline does not show that tweet there, so fake or deleted.  Either way I now have to go take a shower.

I'll loofah your stretch marks. 

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I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

42 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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I tried to find this and cannot. I was going to accept his offer. 

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

I feel like Gray's Papaya would be a suitable substitute and a big win for you.

Papaya King for life, fight me 

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1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I'll loofah your stretch marks. 

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Well shit.

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Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

Josh Shapiro? Sorry you got snubbed for VP

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

I knew Fetterman posted here. 

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

Good man. Ive been on hopium withdrawal this afternoon

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

the chili's in encino is 8.5mi away and is on postmates.

this changes everything.

Don't wheeze the juice Mr Stoney, no wheezing the juice!

41 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How do you prove you voted?

You FedEx a stool sample to this genius.

37 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

When did Lady Gaga turn into Madonna?

My first thought was Marilyn Manson.

Just a bad picture though.  I don't think she's changed much, really.

 

40 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

When did Lady Gaga turn into Madonna?

Forever ago, movie crossover to boost attention, wild outfits. All we lack is coffee table book for Todd Snider to casually check out.

bitecofer longcats her analysis. 

here’s the punchline:

 

41 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Saw a dude with a "Dark Maga" shirt on yesterday with trump having the lazer eyes.  They even grift and steal our memes. Unfunny, Uncreative dork ass losers.

This page is amazing. We got:

Manure talk

NYE at olive garden in times square discussion 

A movement to eat at chili’s

Report on the ham planet / hoverround lifeboat situation

Pics of columbus ohio early voting line

Speculation on the number of available post-election divorcees

Theoretical travel itinerary for witherspoon

Interview with garbage bag wearing magas

Never change, surly. Never change.

13 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

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5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

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All that rambling talk about Hannibal Lector and shooting journalists got them back in the spirit!

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2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

If it is what you say, I love it. 

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

If you're right, we just might have to Venmo you some money so you can have a nice meal at Chili's. 

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

If it is what you say, I love it. 

Especially this summer?

I’ll be at 45th and Lamar if she wins. Sitting at the bar drunkenly yelling muledick!

Just now, mdmost said:

If you're right, we just might have to Venmo you some money so you can have a nice meal at Chili's. 

I might have to rethink my political allegiances if that’s the case 

54 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

So he learned nothing from his Twitter offer. Good to know. Sounds like this will end up being an interesting class action. 

If I thought it would bankrupt that POS, I'd jump into that suit, even if it meant I only got $1.

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I might have to rethink my political allegiances if that’s the case 

Take the money.  Go eat somewhere else.  Pretty easy.

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Sadly, I can't join in the Wednesday Chili's celebration.  I have a colonoscopy Thursday, and I don't think that would be appreciated.  However, less than one mile from where I am having the procedure there is, you guessed it, a Chili's.  I have already had my wife to commit to this for lunch Thursday.  

She is baffled as to why I would request this.  

1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

SIAP

Holy shit these people are apparently able to vote.  I continue to advocate an IQ test + citizenship as the minimum bar to clear to vote.

4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I might have to rethink my political allegiances if that’s the case 

Read the room, buddy. Chili's is for winners. 

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Just now, SizzleChest said:

Take the money.  Go eat somewhere else.  Pretty easy.

Is the Sizzler still around? I bet there one up near Clarion, if anywhere 

9 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

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Do you think the Puerto Ricans will vote?  I go to PA somewhat frequently and I had no idea that there were 500K Puerto Ricans there.

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Sadly, I can't join in the Wednesday Chili's celebration.  I have a colonoscopy Thursday, and I don't think that would be appreciated.  However, less than one mile from where I am having the procedure there is, you guessed it, a Chili's.  I have already had my wife to commit to this for lunch Thursday.  

She is baffled as to why I would request this.  

It's a Tuesday celebration, and even it it was a Wednesday celebration Chili's might just provide the colon blow you need anyway. 

4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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Do you think the Puerto Ricans will vote?  I go to PA somewhat frequently and I had no idea that there were 500K Puerto Ricans there.

Now? Yes. I’d wager they break for Kamala by about 80-85% now. 

It can’t be understated how big that Nazi rally was for self-own purposes. And his garbage truck thing made it even worse.

Note for future politicos: Doubling down on shaming an entire sect of people isn’t smart. 

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29 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

You FedEx a stool sample to this genius.

I'll just send them my tighty whities and not only will they get a stool sample but also urine, blood, semen and a few unidentified body fluids. 

4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Note for future politicos: Doubling down on shaming an entire sect of people isn’t smart. 

But you see, they were referencing Biden's comments on a podcast that literally no one saw--and most would be surprised to learn that Biden is still our President--so it was clever! 

#gopstrategery

4 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Chilis would be great prep for colonoscopy. 

Yep.  Stay away from the skillet queso and you're golden.

5 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Chilis would be great prep for colonoscopy. 

When you tell the doc you just pounded an order of southwest egg rolls and Double Old Timer

a man says " you honest to god get me so angry i 'm afraid i might hurt myself " .

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6 minutes ago, wood said:

 

I'm starting to think he legit pulls a JoePa and dies a week after losing.

This is 3 hours old by now but it says a lot about oHIo

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14 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Take the money.  Go eat somewhere else.  Pretty easy.

Does Red Lobster accept Chili's gift cards? 

17 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

FWIW, as I posted earlier, whether dark Branden planned it that way, or not, his ‘garbage’ comment kept the Puerto Rican thing in the news cycle longer - and repeatedly for days after MSG -  with the garbage truck stunt pissing off more Puerto Ricans than it attracted other asshole MAGA followers.   He is so loathsome now that all of his loathsomeness does not attract new voters, it just turns even marginally decent people away from him. 

What may be happening is that for all of our whining about how nothing he did would have an effect on anyone, it wound up actually having a huge effect. 

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