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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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13 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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Do you think the Puerto Ricans will vote?  I go to PA somewhat frequently and I had no idea that there were 500K Puerto Ricans there.

100k of them are in Allentown alone which is now majority hispanic as of the last census. 

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3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I'm starting to think he legit pulls a JoePa and dies a week after losing.

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23 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

Yeah, about that...

"On Monday, Harris will wrap up the campaign in Pennsylvania by holding rallies in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, followed by a concert in Allentown featuring rapper Fat Joe and a performance by Frankie Negron"

Where are these fellas from again?

15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Read the room, buddy. Chili's is for winners. 

Apologies. I didn’t read anything in here for sanity purposes. 

11 minutes ago, wood said:

 

Good news motherfucker. We’re going to know by midnight eastern that you got your shit pushed. 

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

FWIW, as I posted earlier, whether dark Branden planned it that way, or not, his ‘garbage’ comment kept the Puerto Rican thing in the news cycle longer - and repeatedly for days after MSG -  with the garbage truck stunt pissing off more Puerto Ricans than it attracted other asshole MAGA followers.   He is so loathsome now that all of his loathsomeness does not attract new voters, it just turns even marginally decent people away from him. 

What may be happening is that for all of our whining about how nothing he did would have an effect on anyone, it wound up actually having a huge effect. 

Biden should definitely go on Rogan tomorrow.

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4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I'm starting to think he legit pulls a JoePa and dies a week after losing.

Looks like I might be going to Chili’s twice in the same month. 

1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

Yeah, about that...

"On Monday, Harris will wrap up the campaign in Pennsylvania by holding rallies in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, followed by a concert in Allentown featuring rapper Fat Joe and a performance by Frankie Negron"

Where are these fellas from again?

Fat Joe is from The Bronx.

Chilis would be great prep for colonoscopy. 

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20 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Is the Sizzler still around? I bet there one up near Clarion, if anywhere 

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Do that and the doctor will sue you for malpractice.

 

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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Fat Joe is from The Bronx.

Forget it, I'm rolling...

 

Puerto Rican ancestry.

I have 3 Birmingham-area Chili's to choose from. All are in paved-over hellscapes. Help me choose.

From closest to farthest:

1. Homewood, "Wildwood Centre", which is no longer wild, wooded, and never was a "centre". I was last inside this one maybe 15 years ago and ordered at the bar where they didn't try to give me that sticky flashing touch-screen. Homewood is mildly blue but who knows what will drag into a Wildwood Centre Chili's.

2. Fultondale, Northside of Birmingham in the Forever 1978 suburbs. The Chili's is perched out over I-65 and will no doubt be full of people from Florida or northern states fleeing homicidal post-election mobs. Years ago at a nearby shopping center my suspiciously ethnic wife felt that she was receiving glares from the Pinkfolk. West Virginia starts about ten miles north of this one.

3. Trussville, Northeast of town, at the bottom end of a massive parking lot of a mall and across the street from a graveyard. An odd burb that went from "country village" to "let's park our money here" inside of 20 years. I went to an art show there a couple years ago and it's a place where you can tell they want art, but at the same time they're kinda pissed off about it. Many of the men look like Barney Rubble.

Just go to the closest one. 

Its Wednesday all day for celebration. The longer you stay the better the celebration. Would be awesome for someone to go from open to close at one haha. 

Tuesday can be warmup day, but it can't be a proper celebration if you don't know the result yet. 

12 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

FWIW, as I posted earlier, whether dark Branden planned it that way, or not, his ‘garbage’ comment kept the Puerto Rican thing in the news cycle longer - and repeatedly for days after MSG -  with the garbage truck stunt pissing off more Puerto Ricans than it attracted other asshole MAGA followers.   He is so loathsome now that all of his loathsomeness does not attract new voters, it just turns even marginally decent people away from him. 

What may be happening is that for all of our whining about how nothing he did would have an effect on anyone, it wound up actually having a huge effect. 

Let’s not start sucking each others dicks just yet. It’s Sunday. Lots of time left for people to do the wrong thing. 

So we’re partying at Chili’s on Wednesday?

4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have 3 Birmingham-area Chili's to choose from. All are in paved-over hellscapes. Help me choose.

From closest to farthest:

1. Homewood, "Wildwood Centre", which is no longer wild, wooded, and never was a "centre". I was last inside this one maybe 15 years ago and ordered at the bar where they didn't try to give me that sticky flashing touch-screen. Homewood is mildly blue but who knows what will drag into a Wildwood Centre Chili's.

2. Fultondale, Northside of Birmingham in the Forever 1978 suburbs. The Chili's is perched out over I-65 and will no doubt be full of people from Florida or northern states fleeing homicidal post-election mobs. Years ago at a nearby shopping center my suspiciously ethnic wife felt that she was receiving glares from the Pinkfolk. West Virginia starts about ten miles north of this one.

3. Trussville, Northeast of town, at the bottom end of a massive parking lot of a mall and across the street from a graveyard. An odd burb that went from "country village" to "let's park our money here" inside of 20 years. I went to an art show there a couple years ago and it's a place where you can tell they want art, but at the same time they're kinda pissed off about it. Many of the men look like Barney Rubble.

Trussville it is

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Just go to the closest one. 

Its Wednesday all day for celebration. The longer you stay the better the celebration. Would be awesome for someone to go from open to close at one haha. 

Tuesday can be warmup day, but it can't be a proper celebration if you don't know the result yet. 

I expect at least half a dozen of you Austin crew to hit the OG at 45th and Lamar and take pics. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Would be awesome for someone to go from open to close at one haha. 

Dude I've got one kidney and I don't wanna die.

30 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

Welcome to the party Puerto Ricans. I have hated that cocksucker (not to hurt the feeling of the experts here as I am very heavily into whiskey In a deer blind) for years. The fact it took Tony calling them garbage is comical. Drump has been calling EVERYTHING garbage for years. Truth is, he is fucking garbage and we need to pull our asses out of the sand and just fight a tiny bit. Sounds like it could happen, but if it doesn't (it will), don't be like brisket and throw your shit in the air, grab it and fucking do something about it. 10000% peacefully. 

5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have 3 Birmingham-area Chili's to choose from. All are in paved-over hellscapes. Help me choose.

From closest to farthest:

1. Homewood, "Wildwood Centre", which is no longer wild, wooded, and never was a "centre". I was last inside this one maybe 15 years ago and ordered at the bar where they didn't try to give me that sticky flashing touch-screen. Homewood is mildly blue but who knows what will drag into a Wildwood Centre Chili's.

2. Fultondale, Northside of Birmingham in the Forever 1978 suburbs. The Chili's is perched out over I-65 and will no doubt be full of people from Florida or northern states fleeing homicidal post-election mobs. Years ago at a nearby shopping center my suspiciously ethnic wife felt that she was receiving glares from the Pinkfolk. West Virginia starts about ten miles north of this one.

3. Trussville, Northeast of town, at the bottom end of a massive parking lot of a mall and across the street from a graveyard. An odd burb that went from "country village" to "let's park our money here" inside of 20 years. I went to an art show there a couple years ago and it's a place where you can tell they want art, but at the same time they're kinda pissed off about it. Many of the men look like Barney Rubble.

Homewood, no question.  It is the birthplace of yours truly, and much like the North Korean leaders, the place of my birth is a sacred one.  I have graced it with a Chili's as told in the prophecy, just for you RD.  

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Looks like the closest one for SW Austin is Southpark Meadows. 

(haven't eaten at a Chili's in probably 25 years)

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Homewood, no question.  It is the birthplace of yours truly, and much like the North Korean leaders, the place of my birth is a sacred one.  I have graced it with a Chili's as told in the prophecy, just for you RD.  

You a Brookwood Baby? I probably live in your old house. Tell me-- where did you bury the vintage action figures?

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Dude I've got one kidney and I don't wanna die.

Do you know how rare it is to die a hero?

This thread is moving faster than a game thread. I can't keep up.

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Ok I read back a few pages. 
 

@PenelopeWitherspoon I think we should do an adventure to the SI Chili’s. We’d cancel out each other’s sore thumbness for being there so we’d be safe. 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm assuming @SydneyCarton will come join me at the Cypress Chili's to celebrate on Wednesday if things go well.

I mean, I’ll FaceTime you from the Chili’s by my office. 

Just now, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Brisket’s 

Just now, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Applebee's

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Brisket’s 

The Ledge now comes with a spiral staircase and coyotes. 

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Better get used to roller food my man.  

19 minutes ago, heso said:

100k of them are in Allentown alone which is now majority hispanic as of the last census. 

Billy Joel didn't mention the hispanics. 

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Paraguay

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

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1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Billy Joel didn't mention the hispanics. 

Because in 1980 they were only 5% of the population. 

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Paraguay

France here, may happen anyway, my wife has gone down the rabbit hole of moving there out of necessity to now out of want.  

Neither of us speak French, what could go wrong?  

20 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Fat Joe is from The Bronx.

Do it for Pun, Joe

 

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The cruise line says I can’t smoke my cigars on my balcony.

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When Harris goes over 300 EV’s Tuesday I’m gonna light one up regardless.  

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Just go to the closest one. 

Its Wednesday all day for celebration. The longer you stay the better the celebration. Would be awesome for someone to go from open to close at one haha. 

Tuesday can be warmup day, but it can't be a proper celebration if you don't know the result yet. 

So back in 03 I had a buddy pick me up and we went to Chilis and we get there around 11:30. I ended up knowing the bartender and didn’t want to leave when he was ready to at 4. I stayed until 9 pm and an enormous heavy lady ended up driving me home. I was around 24 at the time and had just moved back home for a minute and I remember the disappointment on my mom’s face when she peaked through the window to see who was dropping me off. 

 

I also learned that the bottomless chips and salsa aren’t bottomless. They made me order another one around 6 pm. 

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