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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Hell.

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8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?


I went to CiCi’s pizza the day after the election in 2016. It was as bad as I felt. 

Just now, Gatorubet said:

The cruise line says I can’t smoke my cigars on my balcony.

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When Harris goes over 300 EV’s Tuesday I’m gonna light one up regardless.  

How would they fucking know?

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Just now, Clintonaldo said:

the bottomless chips and salsa aren’t bottomless. They made me order another one around 6 pm. 

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


I went to CiCi’s pizza the day after the election in 2016. It was as bad as I felt. 

Were you 17? Because going to a place that didn’t have a bar fucking blowing my mind man. 

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Applebee's.

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horngrad beat me to it.

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Were you 17? Because going to a place that didn’t have a bar fucking blowing my mind man. 

I didn’t go anywhere the day after the 2016 election because I was still way too drunk to drive.

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The cruise line says I can’t smoke my cigars on my balcony.

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When Harris goes over 300 EV’s Tuesday I’m gonna light one up regardless.  

 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How would they fucking know?

Duh, his "I Voted" sticker

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Were you 17? Because going to a place that didn’t have a bar fucking blowing my mind man. 

Seriously this. If I ain’t drinking I ain’t eating. 

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

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14 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hmmm, Rockwall or Wylie Chili's?

Not even a question Rockwall with the tears that will be shed there. I’d almost rather you go to the brewery on 205 or one of the popular spots just to lap it up. Fuck that county

15 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm assuming @SydneyCarton will come join me at the Cypress Chili's to celebrate on Wednesday if things go well.

But you have to attempt to DoorDash a pork chop from Perry’s woodlands

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Brisket’s 

He throws a casual, annual 100-plus person party, so he should be able to handle a few dozen depressed internet degenerates. And I'm willing to bet the bar will be fully stocked.

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

The older women remember what it was like back in the day.

15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Chili’s, for twice as long. 

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How would they fucking know?

I know, rite?!!

I hope their lifeboats work better than their drug sniffing dogs

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I feel like the Surly Trump supporters need a rally point as well. I'm torn between suggesting Applebee's, Hooters and their local Waste Management site. 

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Spain.

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

So I undersampled the half of the gender population that votes more often, and then the largest and most important city, but beyond that, I'm on it.  

21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Pool Chem.

 

 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Oh, it seems clear now. Who could have seen this before?

26 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have 3 Birmingham-area Chili's to choose from. All are in paved-over hellscapes. Help me choose.

From closest to farthest:

1. Homewood, "Wildwood Centre", which is no longer wild, wooded, and never was a "centre". I was last inside this one maybe 15 years ago and ordered at the bar where they didn't try to give me that sticky flashing touch-screen. Homewood is mildly blue but who knows what will drag into a Wildwood Centre Chili's.

2. Fultondale, Northside of Birmingham in the Forever 1978 suburbs. The Chili's is perched out over I-65 and will no doubt be full of people from Florida or northern states fleeing homicidal post-election mobs. Years ago at a nearby shopping center my suspiciously ethnic wife felt that she was receiving glares from the Pinkfolk. West Virginia starts about ten miles north of this one.

3. Trussville, Northeast of town, at the bottom end of a massive parking lot of a mall and across the street from a graveyard. An odd burb that went from "country village" to "let's park our money here" inside of 20 years. I went to an art show there a couple years ago and it's a place where you can tell they want art, but at the same time they're kinda pissed off about it. Many of the men look like Barney Rubble.

Your an Irondale, Adamsville, Crestwood, Wahouma, and East Lake short of listing my Little League football schedule.

If she wins fuck it I'll go to Chili's. I hate Chili's. Maybe I'll make my kids go with me after school. 

I’ll be at chilis for happy hour Tuesday at 1604 and potranco next to the Costco. 
 

What SA’s are gonna join me?

 

 

who was the guy that said he’d either eat a McRib or shove one up his ass is Urban was hired?

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Had a friend make an insightful comment this weekend.  I don’t know if Harris is going to win convincingly, but if she does it will align with his comment:

”The United States and its people are always slower to move than they should be, but they end up doing the right thing.  They ended slavery far later than they should have.  But they did it, eventually.  They entered both world wars later than they should have, but they did it, eventually.  Trumpism should have been snuffed out in its infancy.  It wasn’t, but it will be, eventually.”

Just now, Baboontyme said:

If she wins fuck it I'll go to Chili's. I hate Chili's. Maybe I'll make my kids go with me after school. 

Yeah, already planning on at least picking it up for dinner Wednesday 

6 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I feel like the Surly Trump supporters need a rally point as well. I'm torn between suggesting Applebee's, Hooters and their local Waste Management site. 

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My Michigan anecdote for this election is that when I was in Ann Arbor both before the game and after the game Michigan frat bros (different one each time) yelled at me that Trump sucks and Michigan is for Harris. I realize that's just because my clothes indicated I'm from Texas but if frat bros are willing to yell that then this thing is in the bag for Harris. Ha.

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Pete on Fox 2 sleeps before the election LFG 

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Yeah, already planning on at least picking it up for dinner Wednesday 

You sure you can't swing by Cypress?

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Fuck it, I will commit to Chilis day drinking Wednesday if this comes to pass

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

My Michigan anecdote for this election is that when I was in Ann Arbor both before the game and after the game Michigan frat bros (different one each time) yelled at me that Trump sucks and Michigan is for Harris. I realize that's just because my clothes indicated I'm from Texas but if frat bros are willing to yell that then this thing is in the bag for Harris. Ha.

Hope you told them to vote

5 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Your an Irondale, Adamsville, Crestwood, Wahouma, and East Lake short of listing my Little League football schedule.

I had you pegged as older than that.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Hope you told them to vote

No but the one after the game was stunned silent when I just said "cool, so am I" and kept walking.

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Just now, The Dog said:

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Get fucked Nate. 

Just now, The Dog said:

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Fuck. You. "Derp, I'm so brave picking the smallest margin possible, derp."

NBC did not get the memo. Football Night In America presented by Applebee’s. 

22 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

France here, may happen anyway, my wife has gone down the rabbit hole of moving there out of necessity to now out of want.  

Neither of us speak French, what could go wrong?  

Right after I see this the algorithm sends a house in Burgundy, France to me for $218K.

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Send Pete to Iowa tomorrow. Why the fuck not. They love him there. 

 

10 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

So I undersampled the half of the gender population that votes more often, and then the largest and most important city, but beyond that, I'm on it.  

Lies, damn lies, and statistics 

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