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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Some social influencer couple in I think New York had a pet squirrel, which is illegal, because you know rabbies and shit.  The Health Department found out from the videos online, got it and euthanized it.  Somehow, because of fucking course, this became political.  

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    Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

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4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

which is illegal, because you know rabbies and shit. 

I don't think they will ordain any squirrels. 

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If Kamala wins, we don't just go to Chili's. No, no, fuck that. 

We buy a Chili's. 

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5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

damn, just hit me I have meeting weds am then lunch at taste of texas. say what you want, but I love that salad bar. yall order a queso for me, I'll be sipping champagne 

There's a good chance your magat clients will cancel on weds.

11 minutes ago, Woland said:

Choulex, Switzerland. 15 minutes from downtown Geneva. French Alps in the background.

 

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Looks amazingly beautiful, however, I'm now told it will be Nice area, because now my Step Mother and Dad are involved.  This is hilarious, because my Father once fondly described Nice as Gadsden with a lake (emphasis on fondly).  The man should write for Frommers. He also fondly described Venice as Gatlinburg on water, without the carmel apples,  which is even funnier when you consider that he honeymooned with my Mother in Gatlinburg and had an amazingly horrid divorce with her.  Nonetheless, he still speaks of Gatlinburg with some sort of amazing reverence.  

We live in a completely surreal world, and this election is just part of it.  

2 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

Your user name better fucking check out 😜 

8 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

This is horrible, but will anyone be surprised when Paxton has this woman arrested and sued by close of business Monday? “She admitted tot he crime on camera.”

Ok, I gotta ask…Cliff notes on how this Chilli’s thing started and next steps?

sounds like I gotta eat chillis on Tuesday??

 

9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i have friends who live walking distance to there. i should take them up on their offer of living with them for a couple months and going on weekend trips.

Uh, yeah you should you dumb fucker. 

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

There's a good chance your magat clients will cancel on weds.

 

european companies involved, im good 

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2 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Ok, I gotta ask…Cliff notes on how this Chilli’s thing started and next steps?

sounds like I gotta eat chillis on Tuesday??

 

Its Wednesday. Explaining it is like dissecting the urban Meyer hire thread. You’re either catching up on your own or taking our word for it. 

5 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Looks amazingly beautiful, however, I'm now told it will be Nice area, because now my Step Mother and Dad are involved.  This is hilarious, because my Father once fondly described Nice as Gadsden with a lake (emphasis on fondly).  The man should write for Frommers. He also fondly described Venice as Gatlinburg on water, without the carmel apples,  which is even funnier when you consider that he honeymooned with my Mother in Gatlinburg and had an amazingly horrid divorce with her.  Nonetheless, he still speaks of Gatlinburg with some sort of amazing reverence.  

We live in a completely surreal world, and this election is just part of it.  

Paree is Macon with a cool radio tower.

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5 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Ok, I gotta ask…Cliff notes on how this Chilli’s thing started and next steps?

sounds like I gotta eat chillis on Tuesday??

 

A Surly poster and his wife are going to open a Chili’s in Switzerland.

39 minutes ago, Fred Garvin said:

Not what it used to be, but we like the Santa fe salet

 

ordering steak at chili's is a damn baller move on a date. alpha male !!!

1 minute ago, troph said:

you've kind of alluded to it but moving to another country without a plan and an ex pat community to absorb into can lead to serious unintended consequences, lots of stories of moving to vacation dream lands like tuscany and french wine country and severe depression sets in because no social connection.

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6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Its Wednesday. Explaining it is like dissecting the urban Meyer hire thread. You’re either catching up on your own or taking our word for it. 

Gawd damn it.

9 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Ok, I gotta ask…Cliff notes on how this Chilli’s thing started and next steps?

sounds like I gotta eat chillis on Tuesday??

 

Because skillet queso is the truth, the way, and the life. 

4 minutes ago, troph said:

are we starting  bee caves chillis party on wed night?

* Bee Cave

10 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Ok, I gotta ask…Cliff notes on how this Chilli’s thing started and next steps?

sounds like I gotta eat chillis on Tuesday??

 

Wednesday. Some of us have young kids, so there's no chance in hell that we'll be confident in the result by dinner time, even if it's a blowout.

3 minutes ago, troph said:

lots of stories of moving to vacation dream lands like tuscany and french wine country and severe depression sets in because no social connection.

I read somewhere that being surrounded by alcohol cures depression.

5 minutes ago, troph said:

you've kind of alluded to it but moving to another country without a plan and an ex pat community to absorb into can lead to serious unintended consequences, lots of stories of moving to vacation dream lands like tuscany and french wine country and severe depression sets in because no social connection.

They have surly they’ll be fine. Also I m depressed  by the social connection I DO have here…

22 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i have friends who live walking distance to there. i should take them up on their offer of living with them for a couple months and going on weekend trips.

Splurge on the Swiss Travel Pass and you'll be all set. 2nd class cabin does not require any reservations.

24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They are so fucking aggy

Eh aggy would have fried that sucker up 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

They have surly they’ll be fine. Also I m depressed  by the social connection I DO have here…

Sorry for partying.

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

The spread between men and women is even bigger when you consider 5% of the remainder is transgender prisoners voting illegally! 

8 minutes ago, troph said:

you've kind of alluded to it but moving to another country without a plan and an ex pat community to absorb into can lead to serious unintended consequences, lots of stories of moving to vacation dream lands like tuscany and french wine country and severe depression sets in because no social connection.

I volunteer to visit biannually.  On their dime obviously. 

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

The spread between men and women is even bigger when you consider 5% of the remainder is transgender prisoners voting illegally! 

We should support men transitioning to women but not the reverse.

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

please let that happen.

 

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TOMBALL! (As someone who taught college in that area, if folks like this are flipping then ho-lee shit. I still don’t think Texas goes blue, but 👀)

 

14 minutes ago, troph said:

are we starting  bee caves chillis party on wed night?

i'll be at the perry's in the woodlands

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

That was settled today.  Dotard got 90 seconds on NBC during the NASCAR race. 

 

 

Meanwhile: 

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

They have surly they’ll be fine. Also I m depressed  by the social connection I DO have here…

Social connections are not really that important to me. I’d like to eventually be in a South Pacific country where my odds of crossing paths with Americans would be near zero. 

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I love how, for you Texas peeps, there's like a 7% chance that there will be another Surly member at the Chili's you end up at. Y'all are going to be trying to make eye contact with every deliriously happy guy next to his annoyed wife to see if you'll share a laugh.

All the people behind are thinking it was not worth taking the $100 to listen to this moron.

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1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

I love how, for you Texas peeps, there's like a 7% chance that there will be another Surly member at the Chili's you end up at. Y'all are going to be trying to make eye contact with every deliriously happy guy next to his annoyed wife to see if you'll share a laugh.

Remember if you spot another Surly person in the wild, the proper way to figure it out is to use the codeword "muledick". 

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