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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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    Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

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    I am an American Indian, born in rural Pennsylvania while my dad attended Penn State for graduate school in the 70s.  He was accepted by all on campus, but encountered plenty of racism when outside of

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20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Its Wednesday. Explaining it is like dissecting the urban Meyer hire thread. You’re either catching up on your own or taking our word for it. 

So, I should also study the curtains while victory dining?

6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

SNL should have Trump on the show, but change the script at the last minute without telling him and then spend 2 minutes mocking him to his face on live TV. 

30 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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They had to fly in tiny instruments from El Paso

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Remember if you spot another Surly person in the wild, the proper way to figure it out is to use the codeword "muledick". 

“Muledick, party of two.” 

John Samuelsen, who also does the same data analysis as Ralston, thinks NV will be a very small Harris win

will highly depend on what’s left, who shows up on Tuesday and how the indies go

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

About to begin???

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12 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Meh.

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2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

I prefer officers from Cobb County, GA.

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1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Still fucking far. And per the map, the one I saw is in Long Island.

Its by the Jackie R! But yeah, is far, still heart of queens tho. Fuck Trump.

3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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I know. I gotta figure out how to screenshot the longer posts for the ones that won't go to Twitter.

Here's a follow up btw. 

 

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Finally, Operation Werewolf!

18 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

About that

 


his face looks like Megyn Kelly’s vagina

2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

My wife is now convinced we can buy a chateau and run a b&b.  We have no experience in hospitality at all.  

I didn’t know my girlfriend had a sister…

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

Read the room, buddy. Chili's is for winners. 

Always

Be

Chili's

i'll meet @mdmost and @mdleast at the Casa Linda Chili's on Wednesday for a celebration meal.

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A direct-to-camera appeal from Trump to "go and vote" aired during this evening's NASCAR post-race show.

Fuuuuuuuuck. We needed that demo. That's it, I'm back on the ledge, you guys!

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Fuuuuuuuuck. We needed that demo. That's it, I'm back on the ledge, you guys!

well if that has you concerned, I know this will for @Js1 sushi is back on the election trade thread prognosticating about statistics. 

Once Harris wins this election I hope that some of you that have neighbors that are part of the cult will just completely shame them to the point that they’ll want to live elsewhere. Perhaps a move to far eastern Russia or The Gobi Desert. Anyone voting for this piece of trash absolutely deserves to be mocked, laughed at, excluded from society and turned into a pariah for the rest of their life. Treat them like the bottom feeding trash of humanity that they are. We have collectively given these clowns way too long a leash to spread conspiracy theories and general hatred.

If you own a business stop hiring the cult members. If you already employ them find something they are doing wrong in their job that can result in termination. Make their lives an absolute living hell. You know just like they have tried to do to minorities for most of the last decade. Let them now reap what they have sown.

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

well if that has you concerned, I know this will for @Js1 sushi is back on the election trade thread prognosticating about statistics. 

Like Helio, guaranteeing the opposite of what he says will happen 

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My husband has refused to let me go in on buying a Chili's.

Just now, Ellellelle said:

My husband has refused to let me go in on buying a Chili's.

Has he seen this thread?

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34 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

That was settled today.  Dotard got 90 seconds on NBC during the NASCAR race. 

 

 

Meanwhile: 

 

 

 

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A thread addressed to my fellow conservatives who are planning to vote, or considering voting, for Trump. 1/13

I was a senior, Senate-confirmed appointee in the Trump administration. I saw it from the inside. It was a chaotic disaster. I am also a lifelong conservative, a former Republican nominee for Congress, and a former White House Counsel.

2/13

Trump is reckless, angry, vengeful, and narcissistic, and he has no respect for the Constitution or the rule of law.

3/13

He is not a conservative; rather, he is a would-be autocrat and fascist motivated exclusively by his personal self-interest. If you think he cares about you or your family, I assure you that he does not. He cares only about himself.

4/13

So why did the country not go completely off the rails last time? Because there were just enough senior officials who served as “guardrails.” I assure you that there will be no “guardrails” in another Trump administration.

5/13

If Trump is re-elected, senior administration positions will be filled entirely by blindly ambitious or unqualified radicals and grifters who pass a test of personal loyalty to Trump.

6/13

There will be no “adults in the room” who stand up for the Constitution and our cherished American democratic institutions.

7/13

Perhaps you recognize Trump’s many serious flaws, but you think you will benefit from some of his “policies” while escaping the effects of the chaos and lawlessness. To that I say the following:

8/13

1. Although Trump will tend to follow Project 2025 (a problem in itself), you can’t trust him to implement any particular policy. Trump has no political principles. He will reverse any position any time if it suits his personal interest. Surely you’ve already noticed that.

9/13

2. You won’t escape the disastrous effects of his policies (e.g., tariffs) on the economy, global instability and damage to national security resulting from his admiration for foreign dictators, or the chaos, lawlessness, and persecution that he promises. No one will.

10/13

But what about Kamala, you ask—if she’s elected, won’t the Democrats run amok implementing their dream list of leftist policies? No, they won’t be able to do that. Please read this article, particularly “The Harris Risk” portion: .

11/13

A Message for Haley Voters Still on the FenceUnderstand, clearly, what Trump will do, what he could do, and also what Harris won’t be able to do.https://www.thebulwark.com/p/a-message-for-haley-voters-still

I disagree with Kamala Harris on many issues, but she will respect our constitutional system and the rule of law, and she will support our international alliances and allies. She has also pledged to appoint a Republican to her Cabinet.

12/13

I respectfully urge you to join me and many other conservatives and Republicans in voting for Kamala Harris. It’s time to close the book on Trump and rebuild a truly conservative party based on respect for the Constitution, the rule of law, and each other.

#HarrisWalz2024

13/13

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1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

My husband has refused to let me go in on buying a Chili's.

PM Hornian 

1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

My husband has refused to let me go in on buying a Chili's.

@Gatorubet offered earlier to help women in this sort of situation.  

8 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Well I'm about to lose my shit. Just checked the Collin County spreadsheet for last Sunday and none of the three people in my household that voted that day are on it.

Make sure the whole thing loaded.  Mine had 51,000 entries.

What conglomerate owns Chili's? Should we notify the stonk thread?

17 minutes ago, immamac said:

Wednesday to celebrate. 

Because on Tuesday we eat the birds. 

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Just for record, I can walk from my office to the Chili's at 45th and Lamar

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For New York City surly, I won’t go to Chilis on Wednesday, but I’d be game for OG PJ Clarks (55th and 3rd) or JG Melon (74th and 3rd).

34 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

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Look, the play is to buy an existing Chili's that some Trumper will invariably sell for peanuts once his tricked out bomb shelter is completed and furnished. Patience. 

 

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1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

For New York City surly, I won’t go to Chilis on Wednesday, but I’d be game for OG PJ Clarks (55th and 3rd) or JG Melon (74th and 3rd).

Oh wow I didn’t know you live in New York!

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

For New York City surly, I won’t go to Chilis on Wednesday, but I’d be game for OG PJ Clarks (55th and 3rd) or JG Melon (74th and 3rd).

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For those who are superstitious, the Commanders won today.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

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Not going 1.5 hours each way to go to a Chili, even the one in Forest Hills. It’s fucking far.

3 minutes ago, berlinerbaer said:

For those who are superstitious, the Commanders won today.

The “Redskins Rule” has been wrong 4 out of the past 5 elections

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Not going 1.5 hours each way to go to a Chili, even the one in Forest Hills. It’s fucking far.

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55 minutes ago, Woland said:

2nd class cabin does not require any reservations.

Sir, who do you think you are conversing with?  We don't 2nd class anything.

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