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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

The “Redskins Rule” has been wrong 4 out of the past 5 elections

Well good thing they aren't the Redskins anymore 

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    Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

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12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

For New York City surly, I won’t go to Chilis on Wednesday, but I’d be game for OG PJ Clarks (55th and 3rd) or JG Melon (74th and 3rd).

can one get into PJ Clarks on the average weeknight? 

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

can one get into PJ Clarks on the average weeknight? 

Yep. Might have to sit at a regular table vs. being at the bar.

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

I've seen a bunch of these, and they all involve doing something aggressive their assholes or genitals.  Not "I'll donate to charity" or "I'll where a Harris t-shirt for a week non-stop."  No. It's I'll shove a shovel up my ass sideways".  I don't get it.

1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

I've seen a bunch of these, and they all involve doing something aggressive their assholes or genitals.  Not "I'll donate to charity" or "I'll where a Harris t-shirt for a week non-stop."  No. It's I'll shove a shovel up my ass sideways".  I don't get it.

They are all sexually repressed degenerates. 

1 hour ago, Woland said:

Splurge on the Swiss Travel Pass and you'll be all set. 2nd class cabin does not require any reservations.

 

last time I ran into @elfenix he was wearing a top hat and monocle, I don't think he's riding 2nc class 

8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

What the ever fuck is he even trying to say?

he's talking about the BLS's revision from august to march's job numbers. dorks think the BLS cooks the books.

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2 or 3 works for me 

31 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

For New York City surly, I won’t go to Chilis on Wednesday, but I’d be game for OG PJ Clarks (55th and 3rd) or JG Melon (74th and 3rd).

How about TJ Maxx or GD MacGullicuddy's?

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23 minutes ago, Helobious said:

The “Redskins Rule” has been wrong 4 out of the past 5 elections

Damn, they should change the name to the Helobious Rule

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Their dumbass social media people got them believing they are winning VA and NH.

 

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It's the inverse of 2016 in so many respects, and they're as unprepared for the outcome as many D's were then.

But then they'll just whine and bitch about rigged this or stolen that for weeks or months, and be even more insufferable.

36 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Because on Tuesday we eat the birds. 

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20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

That is quite terrible, love it!

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30 minutes ago, Helobious said:

The “Redskins Rule” has been wrong 4 out of the past 5 elections

The Redskin Rule is a coincidence. 

The Helobious Rule is a phenomenon.

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8 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

How about TJ Maxx or GD MacGullicuddy's?

Which is the one with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

They did it.

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35 minutes ago, Helobious said:

The “Redskins Rule” has been wrong 4 out of the past 5 elections

Commanders

51 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

My husband has refused to let me go in on buying a Chili's.

Why does he hate America?

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somewhat related:

 

 

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Lol such losers

 

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4 minutes ago, berlinerbaer said:

Commanders

They’ll always be the Washington Football Club to me.

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

he’s skipping the country after the trump L on tuesday 

Seriously, I could see him moving some SpaceX stuff across the border to Mexico, because if they don't stop fucking around, they'll invite more federal eyeballs to look at their operations (they already have enough agencies looking at them).

The only problem is if he moves it out of the country, a bunch of handouts contracts will dry up.

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Seriously, I could see him moving some SpaceX stuff across the border to Mexico, because if they don't stop fucking around, they'll invite more federal eyeballs to look at their operations (they already have enough agencies looking at them).

The only problem is if he moves it out of the country, a bunch of handouts contracts will dry up.

 

he has enough money to live on forever. south africa will promise not to extradite him is my guess 

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I must have missed the joke. Is Kamala a Chili’s fan or something?

We have a bunch of heathen Chili's fans here.

Well, they are fans until the Steak & Ale revival hits Fort Worth next spring/summer, and then the heathens will be weeded out from the cultured men and women of Surly.

10 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

They’ll always be the Washington Football Club to me.

They absolutely should have kept this name. 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

We have a bunch of heathen Chili's fans here.

Well, they are fans until the Steak & Ale revival hits Fort Worth next spring/summer, and then the heathens will be weeded out from the cultured men and women of Surly.

WE’RE NOT GOING BACK!

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he has enough money to live on forever. south africa will promise not to extradite him is my guess 

I hope he’s made some promises to Putin he can’t keep

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yes. Coy and Vance(hehe) were not as clever as Bo and Luke. 

I was ready to get divorced and marry the woman on twitter who compared Selzer's Iowa polling to the Battlestar Galactica surviving the Cylon onslaught because it wasn't integrated with an AI, but you sir, have me intrigued with your comprehensive knowledge of the Duke family tree.

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

I hope he’s made some promises to Putin he can’t keep

 

they have transcripts is my guess

us intell1gence has many many tools at their disposal 

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

WE’RE NOT GOING BACK!

Can you make that same pledge about posting on the football board??  :)

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I hope he’s made some promises to Putin he can’t keep

He’ll take his tea with milk and polonium. 

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He throws a casual, annual 100-plus person party, so he should be able to handle a few dozen depressed internet degenerates. And I'm willing to bet the bar will be fully stocked.

Oh…it’s stocked.

Ok….so if she wins, we’re going to chilis on Wednesday for real. Correct? Dead fucking serious. 45th and Lamar seems right, although Burnet and 183 is just slightly closer for me.

And if she loses…sure, y’all come to my place. I’ve got LOTS of scotch, patio cooler and beer fridge well stocked, about a full pot of leftover red beans and rice, and some cornbread and French bread. Warning, though - about 3:45 last night, the coyotes were making a hellacious racket, woke us up. They know something is up….just not sure what.

Had a friend make an insightful comment this weekend.  I don’t know if Harris is going to win convincingly, but if she does it will align with his comment:
”The United States and its people are always slower to move than they should be, but they end up doing the right thing.  They ended slavery far later than they should have.  But they did it, eventually.  They entered both world wars later than they should have, but they did it, eventually.  Trumpism should have been snuffed out in its infancy.  It wasn’t, but it will be, eventually.”

I really pray this is the case. I can’t tell you how much I want it to be true.

We still don’t know shit about fuck.
I wish I could believe that America is good, and will defeat that hideous creature. But I can’t get there. I hope my doubts are all wrong.
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

He’ll take his tea with milk and polonium. 

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4 hours ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Chuy's. We'll deserve the worst if she loses. But she ain't losing.

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

We have a bunch of heathen Chili's fans here.

Well, they are fans until the Steak & Ale revival hits Fort Worth next spring/summer, and then the heathens will be weeded out from the cultured men and women of Surly.

In a world where a deep fried Allsup's burrito is a must have this is not out of the ordinary.

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I thought she meant my 11 year old daughter. 

Does Kamala like Chili's? Someone find out. 

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

If Kamala wins, we don't just go to Chili's. No, no, fuck that. 

We buy a Chili's. 

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“Nobody’s likes Chili’s” my ass!

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