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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If Florida goes for Harris, then I'll ask the football gods for only a three-touchdown win over the Gators on Saturday.  It's the least Sark could do.

 

please get back to reality, quinn is still getting into game shape / looking for his groove … UT wins by 3

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How does one go about sussing out the differences between Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, and Indiana?

Iowa is the only one of those states I've sampled the strip clubs in.

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

football, basketball, football, basketball.

Indiana Hoosier football: am i a joke to you? 

1 minute ago, Royalfan5 said:

Well they call them Runza's in Nebraska, and Bierocks in Kansas. Iowa has bullshit speed limits, while Nebraska and Kansas are much more reasonable. Nebraska has better gravel roads, but shitty black tops, while Kansas is the opposite. Nebraska and Iowa are much harder drinkers in aggregate. 

Back in the 90s I was in Indiana for work, and learned the hard way that there are two time zones there. "Where the hell are you?? You were supposed to be here at 9."

Me: "But it's only 8:30." Nope. 

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

used to be good at football, basketball, football, basketball.

 

4 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I need to be more mindful of wearing the Harris/Walz cap. Got my blood drawn today, and either I unlucked into the world’s shittiest phlebotomist, or the hat pissed her off.

You should have been clued in when she asked, "is it safe?"

15 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

 

Yeah, as long as Harris wins North Carolina by at least two votes, I’’ll still wish my ex was a flood statistic. 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

I have a brief I have to submit to the office by COB Tuesday, so I keep fitfully working on it.   it’s also a dead bang loser - as it is a request for re-hearing to an unfriendly appellate court.   i’m trying to say what I wanna say without being sanctioned. “You stupid fucks should resign” keeps sneaking its way in there.

Many years ago a former partner of mine submitted an appellate brief which - in its entirety - read as follows:

"The trial judge in this case was Charles Ben Howell. The judgment should be reversed."

Man they are REALLY pumping these Women for Trump cunts to the front of my rally and mic.  

They know how bad the numbers are. 

51 minutes ago, Captainant said:

My 6 month old daugher got a "I voted" sticker last Monday when we did our early voting!

FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any seen the Selzer poll breakdown?

If it is truly 85% of Iowa women over 65 voting for Harris because of Dobbs this is over.

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

The guy who cuts my hair is a post Vietnam war immigrant, and the only thing he has latched onto politically in the decades  he’s lived here is that the GOP is anti-communist and the Democrats are communist.    When asked about the GOP and Russia, he looked me right in the eye and said “Russia is no longer communist.”

His journey to the GOP took no more effort than calling Democrats the “C” word because they did not support the war in Vietnam. And like many Vietnamese, he is a stauch Catholic, and totally onboard the one issue abortion train.

I remember Schwarzenegger giving a speech at the RNC basically saying he became a Republican because of his experiences in Soviet occupied Austria. I've known some Cubans that saw being Republican as simply anti-communist as well.

Here's an old article about Schwarzenegger's speech. It's crazy because he was appealing to immigrants at the RNC. Now days the speech would be "go back to your shit hole countries and trash islands."

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna5879467

 

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Debbie Dingell is positively giddy.

Kamala +5 in Michigan, mark it down.  

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24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Final Sabato Crystal Ball - 

276 Harris (MI, PA, WI, NV)
262 Trump (GA, NC, AZ)

276-262 was what the models were coalescing towards about 2 weeks ago. 

I feel like all these type of things will be close so they can say they were close it was just X that caused the model to be wrong or some stupid shit like that.

I mean, I don’t think it will be a blowout either. I’m not sure what is getting everyone (not just here) so positive that this will be a Harris blowout. 

276-262 sounds about right.

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Debbie Dingell is positively giddy.

Kamala +5 in Michigan, mark it down.  

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GOP trying to distract their voters from Iowa poll:

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

I mean, I don’t think it will be a blowout either. I’m not sure what is getting everyone (not just here) so positive that this will be a Harris blowout. 

We had a bye last week.  Quin had another week to heal up and get his head straight.  This is just how we're wired.

Rick Wilson has been particularly smug today, which i take as a good sign

Not saying it will happen, but if Harris overperforms tomorrow then the "canary in the coal mine" was Marylin Lands. 

Remember her?

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Internal polls for both candidates showed a close race. 

It ended up being a 25-point blowout in a fairly red district.

20 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If Florida goes for Harris, then I'll ask the football gods for only a three-touchdown win over the Gators on Saturday.  It's the least Sark could do.

Oh yeah?  Well, first you’re gonna have to get by our walk-on freshman quarterback Mister!

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I mean, I don’t think it will be a blowout either. I’m not sure what is getting everyone (not just here) so positive that this will be a Harris blowout. 

276-262 sounds about right.

Because in a sane world it would be a Reagan-Mondale blowout, so anything that starts to show that maybe SOME people are sane is like a shot of hopium adrenaline.

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Harris just endorsed by Meek Mill

 

Kamala Harris Dancing GIF by Joe Biden

I mean duh, she got him a free operation while he was in prison 

How does one go about sussing out the differences between Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, and Indiana?

My two cents:

I think Iowa, Minnesota and Wisconsin are similar in Midwestern Popularism, but most notable in Minnesota. Not only do you get Walz as governor, but Jesse Ventura 20 years ago. The Dems in Minnesota are officially called DFL : “Democratic - farm - labor”. But, a lot of the same feel in parts of Iowa and Wisconsin, then lesser so as you get into Nebraska, Kansas…

But over the last 30 years, national politics has preempted state politics. There used to be prolife Dems in Nebraska who could win elections. Now, there aren’t any left and they wouldn’t win elections if they did exist. The Obamacare vote doomed the last Nebraskan Senator. The “all politics is local” isn’t really true anymore in the age of syndicated talk radio and cable news.

I think over the last 10 years you are seeing a resurgence of more progressive, common sense movements as a reaction to complete Republican dominance and overreach in places like Kansas, Oklahoma, and Nebraska. Hopefully that grows.
2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Riveting. 

 

According to his IG he hates Trump

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2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Riveting. 

 

In all sincerity, this might be the scariest a human being has ever sounded during an interview.

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19 hours ago, Js1 said:

wtf is squirrel gate? 

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7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Oh yeah?  Well, first you’re gonna have to get by our walk-on freshman quarterback Mister!

Please. He’s the JD Vance of SEC QBs. 

26 minutes ago, G650 said:

Iowa is the only one of those states I've sampled the strip clubs in.

Was it the Playhouse in Council Bluffs?

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How does one go about sussing out the differences between Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, and Indiana?

Spending a lot of time in all of those places (which I have).

Indiana is the outlier.  Rust Belt.  Lot of Southern feel to it - Evangelicals and such.  College hoops is way bigger than college football.  Notre Dame kinda doesn't count.  Lot of the state is forested and rugged with more quarrying, mining, etc in places (although the NW part looks like the western Midwest).  Eastern time zone.  Has pro sports and a majorish city.

The other 3 are really fucking similar.  Lots of Germans.  Lots of Catholics.  Row crop ag.  Very few trees.  Nebraska has more ranching because you can't grow anything in the Sand Hills.  Both college football and basketball are big deals.  Iowa's been more politically moderate over the years, somewhat aligning with it's neighbors to the north and east, but that shifted in '14 (and is hopefully shifting back).  KS and NE both seem to be moderating some too.  None of them have pro sports (although KS has the Chiefs and Royals next door).

2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

 The Dems in Minnesota are officially called DFL : “Democratic - farm - labor”. But, a lot of the same feel in parts of Iowa and Wisconsin, then lesser so as you get into Nebraska, Kansas…

 

That's a legacy of Populism in the late nineteenth and early twentieth century that stretched all the way to Texas. Unfortunately, over time we've lost that legacy. A TCU professor that is up my academic tree has a great book on it.

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39 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Final Sabato Crystal Ball - 

276 Harris (MI, PA, WI, NV)
262 Trump (GA, NC, AZ)

276-262 was what the models were coalescing towards about 2 weeks ago. 

Damn so if NV is wrong we could be looking at a Final 270 Harris for the win? I’ll take it but  a bit too fucking close for my liking.

3 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Nebraska has more ranching because you can't grow anything in the Sand Hills.  

You can grow some mighty fine golf courses though.

I would swap Georgia and Nevada.  If I had to pick one that I thought Kamala was going to lose, it would be Nevada.

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4 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Spending a lot of time in all of those places (which I have).

Indiana is the outlier.  Rust Belt.  Lot of Southern feel to it - Evangelicals and such.

Southern Indiana and Southern Illinois had a lot of Southern sympathizers during the Civil War.

A woman holds a sword and a shield with "Union" on it and stands in front of three man-headed serpents. Below is written "The Copperhead Party - In Favor of a Vigorous Prosecution of Peace!"

13 minutes ago, G650 said:

According to his IG he hates Trump

You didn't gather that from the video? 

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31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I only recently learned that women couldn't get a bank account without a man co-signing until like the 1980s.  That is fucking insane.

Speaking for someone who showers every morning in the shadow of a ceramic crab roughly the size of VW bug, perhaps we shouldn't be so hasty about this one.

15 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Riveting. 

 

I can’t stop laughing at this.

45 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Final Sabato Crystal Ball - 

276 Harris (MI, PA, WI, NV)
262 Trump (GA, NC, AZ)

276-262 was what the models were coalescing towards about 2 weeks ago. 

Maybe hopium, but I don’t see Trump taking all three.   Actually, I might give him Nevada or NC, and that’s all.

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Damn so if NV is wrong we could be looking at a Final 270 Harris for the win? I’ll take it but  a bit too fucking close for my liking.

Don't like. 270 will be contested in the courts until J6. Need to put a boot on this motherfucker's throat.
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Seen driving down Congress Ave:

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And a text chat that just came from one of our German friends - they’re nervous AF:

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Yeah I post regularly in the election thread of a very large UK-based racing board - Autosport. I keep telling them "Y'all chill. We got this", but they're shitting their pants.

36 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I only recently learned that women couldn't get a bank account without a man co-signing until like the 1980s.  That is fucking insane.

We still have a shit ton of accounts that never updated their signature card from that era, so you'll have joint accounts that are listed as John Smith and Mrs. John Smith. 

13 minutes ago, Tuco said:


My two cents:

I think Iowa, Minnesota and Wisconsin are similar in Midwestern Popularism, but most notable in Minnesota. Not only do you get Walz as governor, but Jesse Ventura 20 years ago. The Dems in Minnesota are officially called DFL : “Democratic - farm - labor”. But, a lot of the same feel in parts of Iowa and Wisconsin, then lesser so as you get into Nebraska, Kansas…

But over the last 30 years, national politics has preempted state politics. There used to be prolife Dems in Nebraska who could win elections. Now, there aren’t any left and they wouldn’t win elections if they did exist. The Obamacare vote doomed the last Nebraskan Senator. The “all politics is local” isn’t really true anymore in the age of syndicated talk radio and cable news.

I think over the last 10 years you are seeing a resurgence of more progressive, common sense movements as a reaction to complete Republican dominance and overreach in places like Kansas, Oklahoma, and Nebraska. Hopefully that grows.

George Norris was really the only guy that pulled off peoples populism in Nebraska in a big way. Of course it’s a hell of resume 

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