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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

What a weird thing to ask. Although given Trump's attempts to thwart democracy before, I guess it is a legitimate question. 

I meant how might it affect precious metal prices, but I didn't eat enough lead paint chips this morning.

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24 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Finally catch up with the thread, only to find out Immamac never secured the surly national 10% off coopin at Chili's. What a bunch of bullshit 

 

That's what happens when you put aggy in charge.

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

 

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Wow, I can't believe she let you repeat 'some of what she said' while not even using her name.  This is one brave imaginary bitch.  

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Second PA update today:

D-R 412k

D-R + 70-30 indie: 497k

Pretty close to what we want

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

The night before an election. "Hey I have some news that might devastate my party, but go ahead and spread it around the internet."

And Liberals have all given up on the Democrats and love Trump now...except liberal white women for some reason. 

Porta-Potty Girl meets Craps Milf in Urban Meyer’s hotel room. 

10 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Guy who shot Bin-laden.👀

 

“You would be my concubines”?

Weird quasi homoerotic threat, bro.

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7 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Guy who shot Bin-laden.👀

 

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56 minutes ago, Helobious said:

And he’s had Trump winning this thing the whole way. But don’t let the Chili’s delusion mob know that.

He's had it a coin toss the whole way.  He's also called out the pollsters for herding as a cya exercise.  He doesn't run any polls, only aggregates.

John King on CNN with a map preview right now.  Hopefully this means the vicious rumor that he's going to be sidelined tomorrow night is false.

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Second PA update today:

D-R 412k

D-R + 70-30 indie: 497k

Any chance we get that last 3k?

35 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

So… a Tuesday?

Just now, chainsaw said:

Any chance we get that last 3k?

Likely another update in the morning but not sure 

Just now, Js1 said:

Likely another update in the morning but not sure 

To be clear, we already breached the D/R firewall and are only 3k shy of the estimate for D/R/I (although that's a very elastic estimate to begin with)

Just now, chainsaw said:

To be clear, we already breached the D/R firewall and are only 3k shy of the estimate for D/R/I (although that's a very elastic estimate to begin with)

Yes 

25 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

But does he know shit about fuck?

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29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

 

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"...and then they so politely and respectfully showed me the way to the stadium."

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

@Pancho the game day thread doesn't unlock until 6PM, idk if you intended that or not.

I did it. We want discussion post polls closing there. 

We will also have a much slower moving updates only from certain posters thread for big news similar to signing day. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I did it. We want discussion post polls closing there. 

We will also have a much slower moving updates only from certain posters thread for big news similar to signing day. 

Understood.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Dressing up as a Harris supporter to harass them is one way to deal with your childhood trauma, I guess 

 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Chaz Nuttycombe is @BamaATL, confirmed 

My name is Blast Hardcheese.  

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13 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

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Any chance we get that last 3k?

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46 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Atlas modeled a 77% (!!) white electorate in their national poll (Trump +1), which hasn’t been the case in 20 years lol 

2020 was 67% 

 

42 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

 

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If any of this is true, we will know EXACTLY where this country stands. And what we have to defeat going forward. 

Just now, Chewbacca said:

Nothing says 'we're winning' like pre-emptive lawsuits!

He’s already talking about rigged voting machines at his evening rally 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

If any of this is true, we will know EXACTLY where this country stands. And what we have to defeat going forward. 

Narrator:  It's all made up bullshit.

53 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sadly, Helo is doing what is needed in this thread. I'd be horrified if the reverse was happening. 

Shit he picked Texas to win 38-0 this weekend.

49 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Atlas modeled a 77% (!!) white electorate in their national poll (Trump +1), which hasn’t been the case in 20 years lol 

2020 was 67% 

So it's actually Kamala +9 according to my History degree.

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Man they are REALLY pumping these Women for Trump cunts to the front of my rally and mic.  

They know how bad the numbers are. 

Thank God we got to hear from Tiffany for the very first time the day before the election - so she can persuade liberal women that her daddy doesn’t know anything about project 2025 -  or the fact that his running-mate wrote the forward to the book.

 

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Dressing up as a Harris supporter to harass them is one way to deal with your childhood trauma, I guess 

 

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Get your fucking ass kicked in Philly, you will.

5 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Nothing says 'we're winning' like pre-emptive lawsuits!

Shocker 

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"Despite the (Milwaukee Election Commission) maintaining open communications with the RNC, including meeting as recently as last night, it seems that filing a lawsuit was their goal all along," Election Commission Executive Director Paulina Gutiérrez said in a statement.

 

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Thank God we got to hear from Tiffany for the very first time the day before the election - so she can persuade liberal women that her daddy doesn’t know anything about project 2025 -  or the fact that his running-mate wrote the forward to the book.

 

Seems like a weird flex to me. Are we sure she is even in control of that account?

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

That’s still pretty awful for him. There’s def Midwest slippage that’s not being shown to us in the blue wall bc of the herding 

Just now, Js1 said:

That’s still pretty awful for him. There’s def Midwest slippage that’s not being shown to us in the blue wall bc of the herding 

Yea wasn't he +15 in 2020?  

10 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Nothing says 'we're winning' like pre-emptive lawsuits!

Part of the reason I feel extremely confident in my Georgia prediction, they started suing in Fulton County early last week.  They know, and they have known from their own internal numbers.   Their only hope has been hail mary slow the pace efforts.  

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That’s still pretty awful for him. There’s def Midwest slippage that’s not being shown to us in the blue wall bc of the herding 

Big time. Had the Selzer poll had Trump+ 6% I would have been pretty happy about it. 

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1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Part of the reason I feel extremely confident in my Georgia prediction, they started suing in Fulton County early last week.  They know, and they have known from their own internal numbers.   Their only hope has been hail mary slow the pace efforts.  

Yea why file a bunch of pre-emptive lawsuits if you are rolling?  

Just saw this one...lulz

 

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10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Thank God we got to hear from Tiffany for the very first time the day before the election

seriously. if she cared at all, she'd be a big part of his campaign like his wife and ivanka.

wait.

1 hour ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Not sure if you resolved this yet, but just checked mine for Collin County also.  I’m 99% sure I voted on the 24th and didn’t see my name, but when I checked the 25th I was there.  So maybe a day lag or maybe I can’t remember what I did two weeks ago. 

I checked that day and three days after. So I called today and talked to a lovely lady at the Collin election office until she found our shit 😁 She really was nice. 

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Ummmm didn’t Trump do that in like NH, MN and VA?

2 hours ago, MidTexHorn said:

It’s not the humble brag it sounds like. My boss is paying his limo service to drive me to and from cancer treatment in Houston. Stage 4 glioblastoma kinda sucks. 
 

id normally be with you on the wishing Ill on him and his family, but he’s a super nice guy and seems a bit gullible and low information. 

Shit. Sorry to hear of this. My dad was diagnosed with the same last year.

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Ummmm didn’t Trump do that in like NH, MN and VA?

Projection...

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