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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#54601
16 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

It's crazy to think that 3-4 months ago JD Vance was probably thinking he would become president in the next 4 years, or at least be the frontrunner for the next nomination. And most of us had never heard of Tim Walz.

Now, Vance could have his political career destroyed while Walz came out of nowhere to be next in line for the presidency. Just a nice thing to think about on the eve of one of our nation's defining moments. Mostly Vance realizing how his fate has potentially changed. I hope he has a really bad next 24-36 hours.

Next 24-36 years can suck for him too. He’s a piece of shit 

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#54602
6 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 go do 100 pushups.

This would kill 99% of this thread (not me I’m still young and hot). We need those votes. 

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#54604
2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

This would kill 99% of this thread (not me I’m still young and hot). We need those votes. 

With a 20 lb vest --> I got u bro

#54606
9 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Anyone who promoted or seriously endorsed Harris doing JRE, go do 100 pushups.

Already did a bunch.
She should have done it. 

#54607
Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Already did a bunch.
She should have done it. 

I agree, I still think it would have been a good move. Or at least send someone who's a better communicator than John Fetterman.

#54608
3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

This would kill 99% of this thread (not me I’m still young and hot). We need those votes. 

You do gotta admit though, this is a strong challenge from a guy named @SizzleChest.  

#54609
3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

We posting lunch beers tomorrow?

God dammit. TOMORROW IS THE DAY WE EAT THE BIRDS. CHILIS BEERS ARE ON WEDNESDAY. 

#54610
7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Night crew. Tonight is your final night before the intense work begins. We are counting on you to bring maximum effort. 

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#54611
2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

God dammit. TOMORROW IS THE DAY WE EAT THE BIRDS. CHILIS BEERS ARE ON WEDNESDAY. 

Popeyes?

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#54612
22 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

It's crazy to think that 3-4 months ago JD Vance was probably thinking he would become president in the next 4 years, or at least be the frontrunner for the next nomination. And most of us had never heard of Tim Walz.

Now, Vance could have his political career destroyed while Walz came out of nowhere to be next in line for the presidency. Just a nice thing to think about on the eve of one of our nation's defining moments. Mostly Vance realizing how his fate has potentially changed. I hope he has a really bad next 24-36 hours.

This is going to end badly for JD Vance or whatever his name really is.

Trump is going to lose bigly and blame Vance (of course).  He'll demand Vance not accept the results.  Vance will either go along and perceived as a tool or not go along and be hung effigy (or for real) by the Trumpkins.

There is now way he comes out of a Trump loss in a good spot.

#54613
4 hours ago, F250 said:

"Read my mind."

LOL

I would venture to guess that if you could visit Mickey Rourke's mind, you would be in for a lot of good drugs, booze and women.

#54614
3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Popeyes?

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#54616
12 minutes ago, immamac said:

Night crew. Tonight is your final night before the intense work begins. We are counting on you to bring maximum effort. 

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#54618
I have tremendous respect for David Plouffe. He looks exhausted and that's a good sign. They are leaving it all on the field. https://t.co/LVyJJfJDfI

 

#54619
1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

 

Cruise pic.  

not sure who she’s voting for

Well she is on a cruise so she hopefully already voted.

Unless she supports Trump, in which case I hope she forgot.

#54621
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hits near to home. About 20 years ago after a happy hour work function in a chilis or a peer restaurant in the north Dallas area around northwest highway, my African-American friend took me to a lovely little place down the road called Dallas gentlemen’s club where to out surprise Alan iverson and crew were a couple tables away with many bottles of Dom and the attention of most of the talent.  It was reported the next morning that he missed shoot around due to illness, but managed to play in the game that night. 

I don't know what all this Chili's talk is about... but I do know about kicking it with the Grandmama and a few Cowboys at DGC, so this hits close to home.

 

What is all this Chili's talk about? My closest Chili's is now a Los Cucos... and I have two Applebee's gift cards I need to burn, so whut it dew?

#54622
2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
I have tremendous respect for David Plouffe. He looks exhausted and that's a good sign. They are leaving it all on the field. https://t.co/LVyJJfJDfI

 

I thought I was tired. Even Southwest would charge Plouffe for those bags under his eyes 

#54623
1 minute ago, Js1 said:

I thought I was tired. Even Southwest would charge Plouffe for those bags under his eyes 

“We can sleep when we’re dead” - Coach

#54625
5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Cruise pic.  

not sure who she’s voting for

Should move on her like a bitch. Do whatever you want.....

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#54626
Just now, Js1 said:

I thought I was tired. Even Southwest would charge Plouffe for those bags under his eyes 

The whole campaign has been busting their ass.  Regardless of outcome, they deserve credit for all the hard work.  If there is to be an ugly post mortem, the ground

game won't be the issue.  I've been extremely impressed with them, and if when we win tomorrow, this may well help own the Senate and House.  

 

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#54628
1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

The whole campaign has been busting their ass.  Regardless of outcome, they deserve credit for all the hard work.  If there is to be an ugly post mortem, the ground game won't be the issue.  I've been extremely impressed with them, and if when we win tomorrow, this may well help own the Senate and House.  

 

Tru dat.  If Kamala loses, it's just because America is a shithole country full of angry / stupid / greedy fucks.  I'm hopeful, but still not completely off the ledge.

#54630

What a sad, pathetic existence.  She went from Fox News to NBC with her own daytime talk show (and $15-20M per year) to SiriusXM and having to lie about Trump’s “stamina” at a busted rally before he gets his ass kicked.

Megyn Kelly: Can you believe the energy and stamina on this guy at his age? I am ready to go to sleep over there

 

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#54631
1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Think it was more like +9.

Trump beat Biden by 8.2 points in Iowa, so you're close.

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#54632

I just remembered that all DISD schools are closed tomorrow, so I have to take care of my 6-year-old autistic son all day. That's probably going to minimize my planned heavy drinking self-medication throughout the day. It's going to be a long day...

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#54633
LOL - Atlas's last Pennsylvania poll simply eliminated half the state's black population from its likely voter screen.

 

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#54635
3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

The whole campaign has been busting their ass.  Regardless of outcome, they deserve credit for all the hard work.  If there is to be an ugly post mortem, the ground

if you had told me an hour after the Biden Trump debate that we’d be sitting here with Kamala the favorite in almost every battleground state the night before election day, I would’ve said you were high on your own supply.   No matter what happens, the campaign was run as well as you could run a campaign, the two candidates performed beyond expectation,  and the thing that we have no control over - how many crazy stupid hateful people love Trump - we have no control over.

Win or lose, they left it all on the field.  But I think she is going to win and we will have to sit through months and months of Trump’s  lies, bullshit, and occasional violence - until we slap down the last attempts to steal the election again….

…and I think sentencing is November 26

#54636
2 minutes ago, MaxHorn said:

I just remembered that all DISD schools are closed tomorrow, so I have to take care of my 6-year-old autistic son all day. That's probably going to minimize my planned heavy drinking self-medication throughout the day. It's going to be a long day...

I don't know if you are in the path of rain or not, but I imagine it will be a good day to take your son to a park and enjoy the fresh air, have a good day, and not stew on it.  Just a thought anyway.  

#54637
1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Wait, Nicolle Wallace worked for Palin too? Ugh. I knew she worked for Dubya. That’s bad enough. But Palin? Wtf was wrong with her and how did she finally see the light?

I still love her but…damn. 

#54638
2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

if you had told me an hour after the Biden Trump debate that we’d be sitting here with Kamala the favorite in almost every battleground state the night before election day, I would’ve said you were high on your own supply.   No matter what happens, the campaign was run as well as you could run a campaign, the two candidates performed beyond expectation,  and the thing that we have no control over - how many crazy stupid hateful people love Trump - we have no control over.

Win or lose, they left it all on the field.  But I think she is going to win and we will have to sit through months and months of Trump’s  lies, bullshit, and occasional violence - until we slap down the last attempts to steal the election again….

…and I think sentencing is November 26

I'll be in Vegas on 26th, I wonder if the sportsbook will take wagers on sentencing.....

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#54639
PHILADELPHIA
There are SOOOO many people at this Kamala Rally in Philadelphia! So many people already here and tens of thousands waiting to get in!THIS IS WHAT A MOVEMENT LOOKS LIKE!— Tom D'Angora (he/him) #HarrisWalz2024 (@TomDangora)
I’ve found the end of the line at the Harris rally in Philadelphia tonight, and measured it using google maps. It is 1.4 miles (2.3km) long.

And just to wrap it up…

 

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#54640

Well they better fucking show up and vote tomorrow (they will)

#54641
5 minutes ago, MaxHorn said:

I just remembered that all DISD schools are closed tomorrow, so I have to take care of my 6-year-old autistic son all day. That's probably going to minimize my planned heavy drinking self-medication throughout the day. It's going to be a long day...

You could watch OU-Texas highlights. I recommend the vintages 1986, 87, 96, 2000, 01, 03, 11, 12, 20, 21, or 23.

#54642

Re: that dumb fake story from the dem insider— even in the made up story Kamala has almost clenched it.  It said she’s right in with 2 of the 3 blue wall states.  3 gets her to 270.
 

 They can’t even invent sad stories. 

#54643
Just now, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Re: that dumb fake story from the dem insider— even in the made up story Kamala has almost clenched it.  It said she’s right in with 2 of the 3 blue wall states.  3 gets her to 270.
 

 They can’t even invent sad stories. 

That’s bc they can’t do math 

#54644
35 minutes ago, immamac said:

 

Holy shit. That’s a mid-to-late 80s Black Angus restaurant/bar dance floor. I waited tables there as a teen. Hahhhahahaha 

 

#54645
18 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Should move on her like a bitch. Do whatever you want.....

gator is a star.  she'll let him do it.

#54646
18 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I don't know what all this Chili's talk is about... but I do know about kicking it with the Grandmama and a few Cowboys at DGC, so this hits close to home.

 

What is all this Chili's talk about? My closest Chili's is now a Los Cucos... and I have two Applebee's gift cards I need to burn, so whut it dew?

I'm pretty sure someone here works for a marketing firm that has a contract with Chili's. Or the Chili's 3 for me compared to fast food prices discussion really took on a life of it's own.

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#54647

The man who accurately called 2022 Senate and 2023 SCOPA has spoken

🦅 Pennsylvania - Final ThoughtsIt's been a long election cycle with ups and downs, but my gut feelings + data are about the same as they were in August.I think VP Harris is favored to win PA by 2 pts, give or take 1 while Senator Casey wins by 4-5.Let's break down why. ⬇️

 

#54648
6 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I don't know if you are in the path of rain or not, but I imagine it will be a good day to take your son to a park and enjoy the fresh air, have a good day, and not stew on it.  Just a thought anyway.  

We are definitely driving out to Arlington for a visit to Forever Young records. It’s his happy place (and mine too!). That should take up a few hours.

#54649
18 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

The whole campaign has been busting their ass.  Regardless of outcome, they deserve credit for all the hard work.  If there is to be an ugly post mortem, the ground

game won't be the issue.  I've been extremely impressed with them, and if when we win tomorrow, this may well help own the Senate and House.  

 

If there is an ugly post mortem, it's because the dotard is right and this is a shithole country full of shitheads.

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#54650
11 minutes ago, The Dog said:
LOL - Atlas's last Pennsylvania poll simply eliminated half the state's black population from its likely voter screen.

 

Despite this warped sample, it only has Trump winning by 0.7.

El oh el

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