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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

This shit is so unnecessary. All times are posted in eastern standard time, everyone else does conversions. I don't like it being on the west coast, but thems the rules. 

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25 minutes ago, quigley said:

do any prisons have golf courses?

Lotta discussion about shafts and balls and "in the hole"... so, maybe?

34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lol Nigel Farage told Trump he should shut up and just go play golf if Harris wins

Speaking of pieces of shit that should die in a fire.  

35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Is there any cool facts about it or odds?

it means nothing, really. Romney and Obama tied 5-5 in 2012 and that was not a close election. Biden won 5-0 and it was “close,” while Hillary won 4-2 and barely lost 

28 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Not that I care, but Harris retook the lead in 538 and is favored in PA. 

GA, AZ and NC moved back to tossup 

Now imagine if someone dropped a leak of Jeffery Epstein talking about his good pal. 

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Move over Joe Rogan. The most impactful endorsement of the night has arrived. 

 

Did Trump die? It’s been an empty podium in Grand Rapids for like an hour lol

47 minutes ago, F250 said:

Well, show up driving a Lamborghini Aventador not a Cybertruck.

Chevy Celebrity Station Wagon with loose muffler that sets off all the car alarms.

10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Woulda been a lot cheaper to make a fake Cybertruck out of refrigerator boxes and spray paint.

Finally, and I thank you Sir, I now have a plan for my shitass stainless steel Kitchaide Fridge!

“And you ain’t no Bobby K.”

 

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Just now, Jive Turkey said:

Move over Joe Rogan. The most impactful endorsement of the night has arrived. 

 

I'm going to need a list of all these assholes I can spite for the rest of my life. 

2 minutes ago, SeattleHorn said:

I'm going to need a list of all these assholes I can spite for the rest of my life. 

If you didn't already spite Skip Bayless I'm sort of at a loss.  

46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

42 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not gonna lie, I was kinda hoping for kill whitey to end it. 

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25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Exits are unreliable but don’t worry, we will discuss them at length regardless 

Yeah pretty much. I wish I knew if there's going to be a ton of exit pollsters in GA and PA though. With voting by mail, exit polls don't mean as much as they used to for sure. But tomorrow in those two states there could be a ton of worthwhile info.

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

If you didn't already spite Skip Bayless I'm sort of at a loss.  

Oh for sure, I just want to have them all in one place. 

I have to admit my confidence has been fluctuating wildly the closer we get to E-day.

I just so badly want this clown to go away.

Ultimately I have to keep an emotional hedge after the shock of 2016 and anxiety of 2020.

President of High End Whores for Harris weighs in on economic policy:

 

I believe that Kamala's economic policies will help the low and middle class afford more things, like visits to their local Chili's. This in turn should make them more popular and much more likely to reinstitute the Chili's 2 for $20 deal, which by all accounts was the perfect meal option and a true American date night staple. Know who's on your side and ready to make the tough decisions that will impact your wallet as much as your pallate, choose Kamala, choose Chili's. 

Just now, Chopper said:

Yeah pretty much. I wish I knew if there's going to be a ton of exit pollsters in GA and PA though. With voting by mail, exit polls don't mean as much as they used to for sure. But tomorrow in those two states there could be a ton of worthwhile info.

Doubtful in Georgia.  8.3% was 2020 non voter, which basically means it will break in party lines by location tomorrow.  The goldmine would be EV exit polling, but I haven't seen much of anything worthwhile from that.  Also, only about 250k of mailin this go around, most all was in person ev.  

Dotard 3 Kamala 3 in Dixie Notch

Just now, BamaATL said:

Doubtful in Georgia.  8.3% was 2020 non voter, which basically means it will break in party lines by location tomorrow.  The goldmine would be EV exit polling, but I haven't seen much of anything worthwhile from that.  Also, only about 250k of mailin this go around, most all was in person ev.  

They tried to incorporate early and mail exits in 2020 and they sucked then too

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Dotard 3 Kamala 3 in Dixie Notch

2012 all over again! Book it 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Dotard 3 Kamala 3 in Dixie Notch

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

God dammit I need to go to bed

Don't forget who they are.  

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Dotard 3 Kamala 3 in Dixie Notch

Does this happen every year?  Is it like Punxatawny Phil?

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Dooooom

Dixville Notch is 4 registered GOP and 2 indies. So she won the indies and stole a crossover vote!

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1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Don't forget who they are.  

I believe @Js1 said they were his go to

4 hours ago, speed817 said:

Does he know what concubine means???

Yes, why do you think he said it?

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I believe @Js1 said they were his go to

They always have the fastest results and make the quickest calls. 

Just now, Js1 said:

Dixville Notch is 4 registered GOP and 2 indies. So she won the indies and still a crossover vote!

Maybe she won the GOP 3-1 and lost the indies, you think about that?

Also, how does that town's politics change so much every election? Different people? Just fucking with everybody? 

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Does this happen every year?  Is it like Punxatawny Phil?

It's one of those quaint New Hampshah traditions to keep your mind off the Cthuhloid Interstellar Horrors that roam the dark sides of the frozen hills, caring not for Earth or Man or his treasured democracy.

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Maybe she won the GOP 3-1 and lost the indies, you think about that?

Also, how does that town's politics change so much every election? Different people? Just fucking with everybody? 

It’s a small rural town almost in Canada. It’s super weird, period. It’s just fun 

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Report from a H/W canvasser in PA who says he's knocked on more than 300 doors over the past few weeks:

 

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8 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Dotard 3 Kamala 3 in Dixie Notch

 

is it too late to go to chilis tonight ??

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I believe @Js1 said they were his go to

For making the calls election night yes.  

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

It’s a small rural town almost in Canada. It’s super weird, period. It’s just fun 

Oh, I know. I'm just confused about the voting they do. As I said, seems like they just fuck with everyone. 

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17 minutes ago, SeattleHorn said:

I'm going to need a list of all these assholes I can spite for the rest of my life. 

Trump endorsement list. Scroll all the way down to Public Figures if you're talking about the celebs and such.

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Oh, I know. I'm just confused about the voting they do. As I said, seems like they just fuck with everyone. 

Its a fucking stunt, pure and simple.  

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s a small rural town almost in Canada. It’s super weird, period. It’s just fun 

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8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Dixville Notch is 4 registered GOP and 2 indies. So she won the indies and stole a crossover vote!

This is what I was about to type.

There were no Dem voters in D-N. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

It’s a small rural town almost in Canada. It’s super weird, period. It’s just fun 

Yeah, was going to mention I'd been there and it takes place in a meeting room in the old late-1800s The Balsams resort, lots of photos of earlier election days, pols who had visited, and old result sheets on the walls, then turned it on and it was in somebody's living room this year (apparently the resort is getting renovated). Oh well.

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