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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, thepop said:

Looks like im not the only one who went from super confident in the last few days to wanting to puke today.

I'm back to confident. Will return to nausea in a couple hours.

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26 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

This thread moves too fast for me. Can someone give me the super quick run down on why chilis?

Cause chilis will help lube your anus to help us all pass the worst dump ever.  Also known as Trump. 

7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I don’t really recall seeing her post in CR, so it’s possible she expressed those views in some threads I don’t frequent. mostly it sounded harsh sentencing her to procreate with Rocco. But who knows, maybe she had a thing for guys with price tags on their sports coat

She's doing a LOT better than Rocco.

It's going to be depressing, even in a comfortable win, if Trump gets even more votes than 2020.

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

A lot of dooming about Guam, a place 7k miles from the US, with almost no overlap between their politics/culture and the U.S., despite also being US citizens. 

Hillary won Guam by +47 and it didn't make a shit.  Guam does not equal MI, PA, WI, NC, GA, AZ, NV. 

little late to the party bc this thread moves like lightning, but maybe Guam is like PR's OU and they actually liked the slights toward their island rival. anyway, like you said, it doesn't really make a shit

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Contracting officer made a proposal due on the 26th. On the 23rd issued an extension. Now due Jan. 02.

Fucker.

Back to the election. Among friends it is split. The one that amazed me is a Texan, usually liberal, but so scared of the border is going for trump.

Kindly tell your "liberal" friend that he's a dumb motherfucking idiot. 

1 hour ago, LurkingHorn said:

This is absolutely going to happen. I'm more concerned about this then the actual result. 

I'm more concerned about the actual result, thanks. 

8 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

@BamaATL What could Isaac Saul be talking about here with GA?

 

 

Before anyone freaks out: At this point in 2004, the Bush people were starting to pass around concession speech drafts.  We don't know shit about fuck. 

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Grain of salt

Pacing for record level of turnout
🟦 Numbers / ground reports good for Harris in PA, MI, WI. 
🟥 Not great for her in NC. Bad for her in GA.
🟪 NV is going to come down to independents
📢 Noisy in AZ, and nobody seems to agree.
🤒 Rs seem much more concerned than Ds

Of course: Early returns will matter much more than anything we are seeing right now, but this is the vibe.

if she sweeps those three blue wall states then she is at 270 - right?

She can lose Georgia and North Carolina and Nevada and Arizona and still win the election, no?

Just now, aggie08 said:

It's going to be depressing, even in a comfortable win, if Trump gets even more votes than 2020.

well, despite his best efforts the electorate grew, so that shouldn't be much of a surprise

Just now, Gatorubet said:

if she sweeps those three blue wall states then she is at 270 - right?

She can lose Georgia and North Carolina and Nevada and Arizona and still win the election, no?

Yep

6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

where to bet with full confidence in getting paid and ability to take money out? I'd drop 10k in a heartbeat. 

i don't know enough about polymarket. predictit will cap you at $850.

robinhood now is taking action, selling shares like predictit. they don't "cash" until certification, but if she wins, those shares will be 98-99c like predictit. that's where i would go.

xitter is a swamp of mis- and disinformation

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Making some sauce for lasagne tonight to keep myself occupied. I’ll probably crack open the Jamo around 4. 


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Just now, Bateshorn said:

Before anyone freaks out: At this point in 2004, the Bush people were starting to pass around concession speech drafts.  We don't know shit about fuck. 

Why would I freak out? If that holds, we win.

Granted I would rather we win by more.

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

It's going to be depressing, even in a comfortable win, if Trump gets even more votes than 2020.

You'll take your 271 and be happy about it. Because the other option fucking sucks.

2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

turnout not good in GA numbers wise for Kamala

Not at all surprising to me.  With only 8.3% of the EV vote being prior day of, which tracks very Republican, it stands to reason that election day turnout would skew R.  But at the same time, it also matters where this is happening.  Gwinnett County was 30k over expected as of a couple of hours ago.  Projected numbers on turnout overall for today are sparse, but I'm looking for more.  Part of the issue that makes tracking this difficult for anyone beyond the state is places like Dekalb County that have over 100 polling locations.  I wouldn't get too up in arms over this, because the data right now, either way is by and large guess work, and people certainly have an agenda.  I read earlier we will start to get SOS updates around 5.  All I've seen to this point was that as of noonish more than 500k had voted.  

8 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

What's in Willie's pocket there? It ain't his hand...

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1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

if she sweeps those three blue wall states then she is at 270 - right?

She can lose Georgia and North Carolina and Nevada and Arizona and still win the election, no?

+ Neb-2

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

if she sweeps those three blue wall states then she is at 270 - right?

She can lose Georgia and North Carolina and Nevada and Arizona and still win the election, no?

Yep. That was my map as of last week. I’m on the verge of thinking she can get more than that but it’s based on nothing. 

I'm ignoring numbers tweets from people no one has ever heard of.  No one has time for that today.

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yep

We aren't losing in Georgia.  

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Not at all surprising to me.  With only 8.3% of the EV vote being prior day of, which tracks very Republican, it stands to reason that election day turnout would skew R.  But at the same time, it also matters where this is happening.  Gwinnett County was 30k over expected as of a couple of hours ago.  Projected numbers on turnout overall for today are sparse, but I'm looking for more.  Part of the issue that makes tracking this difficult for anyone beyond the state is places like Dekalb County that have over 100 polling locations.  I wouldn't get too up in arms over this, because the data right now, either way is by and large guess work, and people certainly have an agenda.  I read earlier we will start to get SOS updates around 5.  All I've seen to this point was that as of noonish more than 500k had voted.  

Not worried, just looking for context, thanks

Just got back from the gym. Y'all figure this shit out yet? 

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Just now, Dahobbs said:

Just got back from the gym. Y'all figure this shit out yet? 

Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Just got back from the gym. Y'all figure this shit out yet? 

After several pages of random tweets and incomprehensible charts we have determined that we don't know shit about fuck.

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Just got back from the gym. Y'all figure this shit out yet? 

It's piss.

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1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Just got back from the gym. Y'all figure this shit out yet? 

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Tried to watch MSNBC for a minute. Andrea Mitchell might be the worse commentator working. I am out. I’ll just follow this thread. 

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Just got back from the gym. Y'all figure this shit out yet? 


 

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I'm going for a bike ride. You folks keep up the fight

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Not at all surprising to me.  With only 8.3% of the EV vote being prior day of, which tracks very Republican, it stands to reason that election day turnout would skew R.  But at the same time, it also matters where this is happening.  Gwinnett County was 30k over expected as of a couple of hours ago.  Projected numbers on turnout overall for today are sparse, but I'm looking for more.  Part of the issue that makes tracking this difficult for anyone beyond the state is places like Dekalb County that have over 100 polling locations.  I wouldn't get too up in arms over this, because the data right now, either way is by and large guess work, and people certainly have an agenda.  I read earlier we will start to get SOS updates around 5.  All I've seen to this point was that as of noonish more than 500k had voted.  

i think the media is just now figuring out that r's voted early and are cannibalizing their ed vote.

there is also very little chatter about registered r's - we already know they're not 100% trump votes. i'd be surprised if they're 90% trump votes. last i saw, kamala was leading the loyalty poll like 92-87 which would be great.

if everything is truly "tied". those numbers alone will finish the job.

(this is not a georgia specific post, it's an everywhere post) 

10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Impressed Bill can still do that at his age.

 

13 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

What's in Willie's pocket there? It ain't his hand...

 

19 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Bill >>> Arnold Palmer cock.


It’s prehensile, in fact he uses it to sign his name.

8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

if she sweeps those three blue wall states then she is at 270 - right?

She can lose Georgia and North Carolina and Nevada and Arizona and still win the election, no?

And she needs the one electoral vote from Omaha.

All those others are just running up the score.

 

2 minutes ago, G650 said:

I'm going for a bike ride. You folks keep up the fight

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Just now, Bullneck said:

And she needs the one electoral vote from Omaha.

All those others are just running up the score.

 

or Ann is correct and Iowa gives us - what - three votes?

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

real or fake melania ?

Not making a call, but she's looking a little thick.

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

real or fake melania ?

haha I thought you typed media...probably fake, eh?

This exit poll is troubling! 

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Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Not making a call, but she's looking a little thick.

She's been eating too many meals at Chili's.

21 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I don’t really recall seeing her post in CR, so it’s possible she expressed those views in some threads I don’t frequent. mostly it sounded harsh sentencing her to procreate with Rocco. But who knows, maybe she had a thing for guys with price tags on their sports coat

It was on FB where I think I saw it. 

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

And she needs the one electoral vote from Omaha.

All those others are just running up the score.

 

ok then!   Flea flicker

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