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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

real or fake melania ?

 

Looks fake to me.

 

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Someone pointed out you automatically get thrown into the Indy bucket until you opt for R or D.  So trying to figure our NV is a waste of time based on this data.

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not making a call, but she's looking a little thick.

 

100% fake melania 

The media pollsters loving to compare numbers to 2020 without any thought/question as to 2020 being an "odd" year

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13 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

She's doing a LOT better than Rocco.

I donno man, Rocco had it all. An average paying job with pay stub to prove it and a twenty year old Vette. Hope he saved some pussy for the rest of us 

Just now, locodos said:

ok then!   Flea flicker

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then an onside kick followed by another flea Flicker

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What a stupid ass way to elect a president. 

Wonder how the burner phone market is doing?  Because if I was going to march on DC, and cell phones pinging were what helped nab participants prior, I might would think about purchasing something that wouldn't be traced back.  Or it could be that dumb people don't think about these things.   

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

then an onside kick followed by another flea Flicker

Then a fake spike bomb on the kneel down play.

3 minutes ago, locodos said:

ok then!   Flea flicker

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Welp, you asked for it . . .

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I love listening to this:

 

 

 

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we're gonna win today, eat chili's tomorrow, and Thurs, while we're on the shitter, we get to watch on our phones when Rudy gets thrown in jail for contempt. 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Someone pointed out you automatically get thrown into the Indy bucket until you opt for R or D.  So trying to figure our NV is a waste of time based on this data.

Yep, and they're young and POCs. 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

real or fake melania ?

 

I do the same while I'm at work after I smoke a blunt in the parking lot

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I can't hardly do this.  I'm "working" from home but I'm a mess.  What flick should I stream?

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Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I can't hardly do this.  I'm "working" from home but I'm a mess.  What flick should I stream?


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He's definitely getting good news if he's threatening the public before 3:00pm.

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10 minutes ago, B00M said:

I donno man, Rocco had it all. An average paying job with pay stub to prove it and a twenty year old Vette. Hope he saved some pussy for the rest of us 

don't forget his swedish whore or whatever!

 

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21 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Not at all surprising to me.  With only 8.3% of the EV vote being prior day of, which tracks very Republican, it stands to reason that election day turnout would skew R.  But at the same time, it also matters where this is happening.  Gwinnett County was 30k over expected as of a couple of hours ago.  Projected numbers on turnout overall for today are sparse, but I'm looking for more.  Part of the issue that makes tracking this difficult for anyone beyond the state is places like Dekalb County that have over 100 polling locations.  I wouldn't get too up in arms over this, because the data right now, either way is by and large guess work, and people certainly have an agenda.  I read earlier we will start to get SOS updates around 5.  All I've seen to this point was that as of noonish more than 500k had voted.  

Sir, this doesn't feel like the brash "we're winning GA" posts you've been moving for the last 7-10 days. 

Just now, mchookem said:

don't forget his swedish whore or whatever!

 

Didn't his leased used 'vette have a carpeted dashboard?

Just now, mchookem said:

don't forget his swedish whore or whatever!

 


paying a washed up porn star for sex

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

If Philly brings this home, I will gladly sacrifice two games of them kicking the Cowboys asses this season. 

Yeah, they're going to do that regardless but I'm willing it to happen even more if Philly gets her over the line in PA. 

I will donate to the Eagle's Nest and wear my 7th grade Eagles jersey.

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lol the portion of the right wing media that tries to present a veneer of credibility has been kicked out of trump's event tonight - axios, puck, politico

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1 minute ago, kevwun said:

He's definitely getting good news if he's threatening the public before 3:00pm.

Check the date...9/20.  Threatening and menacing is just what he does.

16 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Tried to watch MSNBC for a minute. Andrea Mitchell might be the worse commentator working. I am out. I’ll just follow this thread. 

as an old, I hate to say it, but she seems to have a problem, stringing her thoughts together, and it is probably time for her to retire.

The gaps in her sentences while she speak I find really annoying, so I don’t listen to her.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


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I probably watch that film a half dozen times every year.  I'm skewing "Band of Brothers".

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This Queen has spoken (at least for the House)

 

42 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Helobious is what happens when Jade and Rocko procreate. 

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I can't hardly do this.  I'm "working" from home but I'm a mess.  What flick should I stream?

the candidate? the ides of march?

i've been plowing through west wing s3/s4/s7 (the elections).

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the Onion, as usual during times like this, is on fire

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This Queen has spoken (at least for the House)

 


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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I can't hardly do this.  I'm "working" from home but I'm a mess.  What flick should I stream?

Something comparitively uplifting, like Schindler's List. 

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

real or fake melania ?

 

Fake. Not hateful enough for the real deal 

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not even remotely sorry if already posted

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This Queen has spoken (at least for the House)

 

Fuck yeah.

At least one 1/2 of one branch will have some sanity and Mike fucking Johnson can't fuck with certification.

Okay, here is where I am:

Snacks - secured (Peach rings, red vines, sour gummy worms)

"Fun stuff" - secured (some good hybrid gummies from my new fave budtender while we bonded over both of us wearing Astros hats and being from the same part of Houston)

Nap - coming up

Dinner - not Chili's 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sir, this doesn't feel like the brash "we're winning GA" posts you've been moving for the last 7-10 days. 

We aren't losing in Georgia.  I said it about 30 posts ago, but if this helps you, I can do it again.  

Fake. Not hateful enough for the real deal 

She’s also really close to him. She never likes being that close

So Dabo was kicked out of the polling booth because his son shared his same name, and these motherfuckers think we need IDs when your voting action is immediately tracked?

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Something comparitively uplifting, like Schindler's List. 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Okay, here is where I am:

Snacks - secured (Peach rings, red vines, sour gummy worms)

"Fun stuff" - secured (some good hybrid gummies from my new fave budtender while we bonded over both of us wearing Astros hats and being from the same part of Houston)

Nap - coming up

Dinner - not Chili's 

Why you have no confidence?!!?!?!?!?!?!

Betting odds on most sites are 58-60% for Trump today….  Next election maybe we get back to semi normal middle candidates on both sides. Nah it will be a Ted Cruz and fit lump ticket lol. 

4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

We aren't losing in Georgia.  I said it about 30 posts ago, but if this helps you, I can do it again.  

I mean, this thread DOES move fast, and I did post before I read your last post. That being said, everything helps. 

 

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Just now, Dahobbs said:

Why you have no confidence?!!?!?!?!?!?!

BECAUSE THATS FOR TOMORROW

18 minutes ago, Chopper said:

haha I thought you typed media...probably fake, eh?

This exit poll is troubling! 

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Don't $9.95 the Cloak Room.

 

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I can't hardly do this.  I'm "working" from home but I'm a mess.  What flick should I stream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRBCCGfXSjM

 

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