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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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This vs. "PENNSYLVANIA IS CHEATING!" and "GO VOTE GO VOTE GO VOTE" 

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Just now, Js1 said:

They're losing

I am of the opinion that, this time, only his most fervent supporters give this any oxygen, while the rest of us, even many of his voters, roll their eyes and say, "This shit again?"

In 2020, I had otherwise smart people I know talking about dead people voting. I'm guessing not this time.

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I just feel like today, we're right here:

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And remember, Ike wrote two statements for D-day.  One in case of failure.

The world is watching.  So much is in the balance.  And it will be decided as it was before, by ordinary men and women.  The part I just can't believe is that it is our fellow Americans standing on the shore, intent on destroying us.

The world is definitely watching. I am watching RTP3 (Portugal) covering the election live, commentary and all. With very few exceptions (the Chega party idiots) they want the same result most of us do.

The sad reality is the GOP is going to get more crazy regardless of outcome.  There will be no autopsy report or constructive self reflection.  They will always place blame elsewhere.  This Trump campaign was the worst run campaign I have ever seen… somehow worse than his 2020 campain.  If Trump wins, it will call into question a litany of firmly held assumptions surrounding the efficacy of modern day campaign tactics and Dems will be the ones in need of reflecting.  

10 minutes ago, wood said:

Re: the Anna Bower post from above, here's more from her:

 

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Judge Baker stopped short of imposing sanctions on counsel for the GOP. But it was a blistering public reprimand.

If we know one thing, blistering reprimands are very effective against MAGA.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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But both sides are divisive and extreme . . . 

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I have art shows coming up. Gonna go paint cartoon Apes waving Trans flags and listen to local right wing talk radio.

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CNN trying really hard to make the point that education is the biggest divide in swing states without actually saying that Trump's core voters are fucking low IQ morons.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The sad reality is the GOP is going to get more crazy regardless of outcome.  There will be no autopsy report or constructive self reflection.  They will always place blame elsewhere.  This Trump campaign was the worst run campaign I have ever seen… somehow worse than his 2020 campain.  If Trump wins, it will call into question a litany of firmly held assumptions surrounding the efficacy of modern day campaign tactics and Dems will be the ones in need of reflecting.  

If he wins, there is literally nothing left for the democrats to do. The country will have chosen full on christian theocratic fascism. There isn't any other way I can see it if that were to happen.

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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"Law Enforcement coming" says the guy awaiting sentencing.

20 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Hey everybody, rate this pho

 

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Thats just a pile of bad looking noodles with a little broth on the bottom, not Pho... 2/10

 

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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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The funniest party is whose law enforcement? 

 

21 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Hey everybody, rate this pho

 

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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

After he loses PA he's going to post "I HATE PHILLY". 

Trump don't like us

Trump don't like us

Trump don't liiiiike us, we don't care...

 

Fuckin' Philly.

4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I haven't seen @YChang post in a bit, but I'm curious to know the mood in Taiwan (I thought I read that he was there).  Apologies in advance if I have that wrong.  I would think they nervous as shit.  

I can't imagine the nerves of the Ukrainians, Poles, Latvians, Estonians, etc.  

We are not good stewards of the faith that the world places in us.

When do the CFP rankings come out? I can't take this shit.

14 minutes ago, quigley said:

Serious question.

NYT is going to start up their fucking needle soon. Are we going to have minute-by-minute fucking updates on which way the wind blows it?

(please no)

Pretty sure someone folks said the NYT tech team are on strike and no needle tonight.

 

We have JS1 anyway. 

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Fucking "talk" with zero evidence.  

My line report, moved quick but got in just at the right time. Majority women 40-70, and then guys that look like Independent Senate Candidate Dan Osborn. (Caught the BNSF rail yard that is next to my neighborhood switching shifts)

23 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

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8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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CHEATING = Letting people with vaginas and/or dark skin vote.

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The sad reality is the GOP is going to get more crazy regardless of outcome.  There will be no autopsy report or constructive self reflection.  They will always place blame elsewhere.  This Trump campaign was the worst run campaign I have ever seen… somehow worse than his 2020 campain.  If Trump wins, it will call into question a litany of firmly held assumptions surrounding the efficacy of modern day campaign tactics and Dems will be the ones in need of reflecting.  

Yeah.  The scary part for me is that some actual smart, charismatic politician is going to realize they can win a national election with a fascist platform if they just don't have all of Trump's baggage and shitty presentation. Trump is a clown; he's a cartoon version of a fascist.  We have to hope we're not in store for the real thing when this election is over.

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“A lot of talk”

Oh yeah? Where? Thanks for the description, links, etc. as usual. Can’t wait to be done with this motherfucker after tonight.

This Stef Cutter chick best be backing up her tweets.

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Also, there is a LOT of talk* about Sela Ward and Susanna Hoffs insisting on a threesome with Brisketexan!

 

* The "power of positive thinking" voice inside my head counts as "a lot of talk" the same way that Trump is hearing "a lot of talk" about cheating in Philly.

Just now, Royalfan5 said:

then guys that look like Independent Senate Candidate Dan Osborn.

I would have liked to have been in that line

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Osborn ain't no Jon Ossoff (who is?) but he is a more polished looking Fetterman

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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This is so rage inducing.  We're going to have to watch this bullshittery for months.  I wonder what sap he's going to get to lead the charge.  It worked out well for Rudy.

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I hope he has to be buried in a coffin made from the warped and twisted Douglas Fir products from his store.

This is so rage inducing.  We're going to have to watch this bullshittery for months.  I wonder what sap he's going to get to lead the charge.  It worked out well for Rudy.

Maybe not if he’s in jail.

@immamac what are the odds the site goes down tonight? I’m gonna need my surly fix

can i mention here that i think she's hot

this is a safe space, right?

If he gets an ass-beating tonight, it will die down quickly.  People can tune out old man yelling at clouds very easily.  No evidence of cheating and shitty lawyers will make sure his challenges go nowhere.  He will have his own legal problems and come January a new AG coming after him.

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Just now, Sbbruin said:

This is so rage inducing.  We're going to have to watch this bullshittery for months.  I wonder what sap he's going to get to lead the charge.  It worked out well for Rudy.

If you didn't see the post up thread, Rudy completely ignored the judges order to turn over everything to Ruby and Shae, and even drove the Mercedes to the polls today.  The judge has decided that instead of a telephone status conference on Thursday, Rudy must appear in person.  He's going to jail for contempt, and I'm here for it. 

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

This is so rage inducing.  We're going to have to watch this bullshittery for months.  I wonder what sap he's going to get to lead the charge.  It worked out well for Rudy.

I'll accept that chick that has been losing for him... she's not bad looking.

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This is so rage inducing.  We're going to have to watch this bullshittery for months.  I wonder what sap he's going to get to lead the charge.  It worked out well for Rudy.

Duh, Elon

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1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

Fuck all the haters crying about Arizona, ARIZONA IS BLUE

This will be my mom's last time voting. Put a vote down for Harris and Gallego from her

6 minutes ago, quigley said:

"Law Enforcement coming" says the guy awaiting sentencing.

Would be amazing if the Biden admin and the State of NY set it up to have his release pending sentencing revoked for the death threats on Cheney. With the go ahead arrest and detainment to commence immediately after the election is decided for Harris. 

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

After he loses PA he's going to post "I HATE PHILLY". 

 

5 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Trump don't liiiiike us, we don't care...

Fuckin' Philly.

Philly - NYC antipathy is real and extends beyond sports. Big-little brother thing.

Philly will reveal is his tears.

12 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Ok, I gotta fly back to HOU in a bit but I'm at the chili’s on Lamar.

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Send a picture of that cheeseburger.

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

The judge has decided that instead of a telephone status conference on Thursday, Rudy must appear in person.  

After a couple of his stinkbombs, the judge is going to regret the in-person hearing.

13 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Reminder to charge your phones now.

And your vibratory.

Wait, what?

5 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Yeah.  The scary part for me is that some actual smart, charismatic politician is going to realize they can win a national election with a fascist platform if they just don't have all of Trump's baggage and shitty presentation. Trump is a clown; he's a cartoon version of a fascist.  We have to hope we're not in store for the real thing when this election is over.

Yeah. Harris is going to have to overhaul the voting system, like the John Lewis Voting Act, for us to keep withstanding this shit. 

Fucking "talk" with zero evidence.  

It’s the same source as “There’s some poll they took who said I’m the greatest president ever”. “Even better than Lincoln”. “Oh and many of you don’t know this but Lincoln was a Republican”

Exits are not reliable

EXITS ARE NOT RELIABLE

 

 

 

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Squirm you mother fucker 

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