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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

We should DoorDash Chili's to that line. 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Exits are not reliable

EXITS ARE NOT RELIABLE

 

 

 

I can totally see a share of knob ass republicans saying "Democracy, BECAUSE WE ARE NOT A COMMUNIST NATION"

10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

If he wins, there is literally nothing left for the democrats to do.

Uh, Trump is a massive fundraiser for the Dems.  They will certainly be texting you and me for money everyday.  Sadly, this also happens regardless of outcome.  

Just now, Huckleberry said:

We should DoorDash Chili's to that line. 

How about some pizza?

 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah. Harris is going to have to overhaul the voting system, like the John Lewis Voting Act, for us to keep withstanding this shit. 

Hopefully she has a congress to do it.

Pelosi has already guaranteed the House (I guess NY races?).

Need Selzer to be right and NE Senate falls to the Independent, plus ??? Allred ???

Biden at 41% approval in the exits is.... an improvement? 

8 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Yeah.  The scary part for me is that some actual smart, charismatic politician is going to realize they can win a national election with a fascist platform if they just don't have all of Trump's baggage and shitty presentation. Trump is a clown; he's a cartoon version of a fascist.  We have to hope we're not in store for the real thing when this election is over.

We'll see. Hard to do what Trump did without the power of celebrity.

Send a picture of that cheeseburger.

You can't eat a picture.

This gen x playlist in the bar slams and goes hard. Queen, Madonna…

But there is no doubt they are deep frying back I the kitchen. I'm gonna need a shower tonight.

Did I hear someone say, "I wish Rimbo would post more Onion headlines?"

No?

Well, too bad.

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This is how we win.

1 minute ago, quigley said:

Hopefully she has a congress to do it.

Pelosi has already guaranteed the House (I guess NY races?).

Need Selzer to be right and NE Senate falls to the Independent, plus ??? Allred ???

Rick Scott please.  

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Chili’s check in… 

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

Why the fuck do students have to wait hours to vote?  This seems like it was preventable. 

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

How about some pizza?

 

Hope they order from Comet pizza

11 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

My line report, moved quick but got in just at the right time. Majority women 40-70, and then guys that look like Independent Senate Candidate Dan Osborn. (Caught the BNSF rail yard that is next to my neighborhood switching shifts)

Did you offer to take the rail workers to Chili's in exchange for a vote for Harris/Osborn ????

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1 minute ago, quigley said:

Hopefully she has a congress to do it.

Pelosi has already guaranteed the House (I guess NY races?).

Need Selzer to be right and NE Senate falls to the Independent, plus ??? Allred ???

Federal Law having computers draw congressional districts to avoid gerrymandering. Expand Congress. Ranked Choice Voting, eliminating primaries. This will turn the temperature down. 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Biden at 41% approval in the exits is.... an improvement? 

si, pero sufficiente?

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Why the fuck do students have to wait hours to vote?  This seems like it was preventable. 

Of course it is.  And the GOP has done everything in it's power to prevent it.

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Chili’s check in… 

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The chair does not recognize any Chilis posts until tomorrow. 

20 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

so he actually has no principles whatsoever. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I'm perfectly happy to ship all these maga voting cunts to the state that now with global warming gets hit by 2-3 hurricanes a year. 

Chili’s check in… 
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Are you at Lamar? Come sit with me. Blue pullover in the bar.
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Are you at Lamar? Come sit with me. Blue pullover in the bar.

It's gonna get weird.

11 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This is so rage inducing.  We're going to have to watch this bullshittery for months.  I wonder what sap he's going to get to lead the charge.  It worked out well for Rudy.

Yep.  

I seriously wonder when we're even gonna have the official declared winner.  Then, if it's Kamala, how many weeks or months of legal battles are coming, and what insane shit does his horde come up with along the way?

As much as we've looked forward to today, this feels like it's just the top of the 1st in a game that is going to go many extra innings.

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My work brought me out to Azle today. Figured you guys would like this and I take it as a good omen. 

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5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Why the fuck do students have to wait hours to vote?  This seems like it was preventable done on purpose.

Fixed that for you.

7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

How about some pizza?

 

Can it arrive in a blue box?

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27 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Already started 

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Take the loss your fucking pussy.

5 hours ago, mdmost said:

I'm usually a go on Election Day person. Our local polling place is always light. I only early voted this year because my wife wasn't working from home today so we went last Friday. 

No lines today at the Randalls at Brodie and Slaughter, it’s been 45 min to an hour plus for the last couple weeks.  

1 minute ago, Basil said:

 

Liz fucking Cheney

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3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

It's gonna get weird.

Yeah, we may need a call sign other than “muledick”

6 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

We'll see. Hard to do what Trump did without the power of celebrity.

Yep. Three decades in pop culture promoting himself as a rich, successful businessman blinded a lot of people to what a fraudulent fucking moron he is. 

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2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

It's gonna get weird.

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2 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

No lines today at the Randalls at Brodie and Slaughter, it’s been 45 min to an hour plus for the last couple weeks.  

No one goes to Randall's even when it's the polling place 

4 minutes ago, mchookem said:

so he actually has no principles whatsoever. 

The best Dr Phil moment ever was when the guy who started Bum Fights went on Dr Phil dressed up like Dr Phil.  Dr Phil ended up kicking him off the show.

 

Listening to NPR on my lunch break like I do everyday.

Today they ran a test for the Emergency Broadcasting system which they have never done at that time.

I'm sure it's nothing.

12 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

How about some pizza?

 

Done $20.

 

Why the fuck do students have to wait hours to vote?  This seems like it was preventable. 

On the surface its because they dont vote in those numbers for other elections and thats how they set polling. But really it’s because of electioneering and wanting to minimize their voice, which is overwhelmingly liberal.


Kamala Harris will win AZ

Just now, quigley said:

Done $20.

 

INTERFERENCE, PHILLY PD IS ON THEIR WAY!!!!!!

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