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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Turnip took lead in Wisconsin on polymarket

People betting on the outcome they hope for?

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1 minute ago, HornPhD said:

People betting on the outcome they hope for?

Caring about the betting markets is dumb

Those things looked like a seismograph in 2020 on E-Day/night

Also it's all crypto bros and foreign whales

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Just now, HornPhD said:

People betting on the outcome they hope for?

I have no idea on how betting works on elections, but I can see people pumping money to show trump favored to win so when he loses they can pretent it's evidence of fraud. Just get this shit over with and let him die already.

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I would give her a solid 30 seconds she would def not remember. 

Oh, she would remember it.  In her nightmares.

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I would give her a solid 30 seconds she would def not remember. 

She'd most definitely remember it as she testified in court.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

INTERFERENCE, PHILLY PD IS ON THEIR WAY!!!!!!

I've lived in Philly. I love Philly.

I'll buy the boys in blue pizza too.

12 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

It's gonna get weird.

 

 

3 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:


Kamala Harris will win AZ

Hopefully those new white voters in NC are the super educated ones who moved to Raleigh/Durham mostly

13 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

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This is how we win.

Showing up to vote like

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2020 the black vote saved us, namely black women.

2024 the youth and women are going to save us.

We're heading in the right direction.

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

INTERFERENCE, PHILLY PD IS ON THEIR WAY!!!!!!

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Just now, quigley said:

I've lived in Philly. I love Philly.

I'll buy the boys in blue pizza too.

Another vote for Philly. 

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

It's happening, isn't it?

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 


Pennsylvania’s early voting system sucks. They need to fix it in their next legislative session. 

Just now, Js1 said:

Hopefully those new white voters in NC are the super educated ones who moved to Raleigh/Durham mostly

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I wouldn’t necessarily read that as panic. Having cops at minority-heavy polling locations is a common way of trying to suppress their vote. I don’t know how effective it is anymore, but I think he reading from the script rather. A very shitty script.
1 minute ago, quigley said:

I've lived in Philly. I love Philly.

I'll buy the boys in blue pizza too.

Fuck yes on Philly.

24 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

@immamac what are the odds the site goes down tonight? I’m gonna need my surly fix

None barring an infrastructure failure in Dallas and Chicago. 

8 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

Yeah, we may need a call sign other than “muledick”

Wolfgang had a muledick

Or just shouting YGIFS YGIFS YGIFS YGIFS Y G I F S

7 minutes ago, quigley said:

Done $20.

 

Same

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Pennsylvania’s early voting system sucks. They need to fix it in their next legislative session. 

Texas has better early voting than Pennsylvania

In PA, you can't cast an in-person "vote," you cast an in-person absentee/mail ballot.  And it's like 1 place in each county you can do it, so in places like Philly, it's not worth it.  Might as well wait until there's 100+ precincts open on E-Day

You have to re-register for a new mail ballot every single election

Just now, immamac said:

None barring an infrastructure failure in Dallas and Chicago. 

Wolfgang had a muledick

Or just shouting YGIFS YGIFS YGIFS YGIFS Y G I F S

FRANK STALLONE! 

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hopefully those new white voters in NC are the super educated ones who moved to Raleigh/Durham mostly

Have the demographics there changed, or is this just pure hopeium?

Enough good news elsewhere that NC might just be padding the win.

12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Trump shat himself so it is a HAZMAT Event.

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hopefully those new white voters in NC are the super educated ones who moved to Raleigh/Durham mostly

They ain't voting for Black Nazi so Trumps gotta overcome an anchor

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Ahhhhhhhhh i said this morning that O'Malley-Dillon was referencing Florida the other day - do not read too much into Florida's results, bc it's now just red NY.  How FL votes is not going to affect how any of the 7 swing states vote. 

 

 

Damn, I got to go to Texadelphia now and have a cheesesteak?

 

 

I thought tomorrow was chilis. Fuck, I invited a few friends over and have a stew going.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Ahhhhhhhhh i said this morning that O'Malley-Dillon was referencing Florida the other day - do not read too much into Florida's results, bc it's now just red NY.  How FL votes is not going to affect how any of the 7 swing states vote. 

 

 

Florida is a red state. Just like Ohio, just like Texas. Anyone dreaming of a flip of any of those three is not living in the real world. 

19 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


The chair does not recognize any Chilis posts until tomorrow. 

Nah. We should be fine with early absentee eating here.  Everyone is entitled to their Chilis.

20 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


Are you at Lamar? Come sit with me. Blue pullover in the bar.

It’s just lunch!

Just now, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Florida is a red state. Just like Ohio, just like Texas. Anyone dreaming of a flip of any of those three is not living in the real world. 

IOWA might be bluer than Florida this year.  Seriously. 

7 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

2020 the black vote saved us, namely black women.

2024 the youth and women are going to save us.

We're heading in the right direction.

When are White dudes gonna figure shit out?

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

None barring an infrastructure failure in Dallas and Chicago. 

 

MAGA told me the Chicago infrastructure has been down all year

Just now, quigley said:

When are White dudes gonna figure shit out?

Exits are unreliable, BUT they show Trump's favorability with white voters down 8% from 2020

Just now, quigley said:

When are White dudes gonna figure shit out?


When Joe Rogan and Elon Musk blow up in a rocket ship

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I thought tomorrow was chilis. Fuck, I invited a few friends over and have a stew going.

If it’s a blowout and they can call it by 10 I’ll have a marg at the one that closes at 10:30z

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Trump shat himself so it is a normal day.

 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Damn, I got to go to Texadelphia now and have a cheesesteak?

Jewboy Subs is where the Philly action is at. I'll be there shortly.

... But you're not in Austin, are you?

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Ahhhhhhhhh i said this morning that O'Malley-Dillon was referencing Florida the other day - do not read too much into Florida's results, bc it's now just red NY.  How FL votes is not going to affect how any of the 7 swing states vote. 

 

 

Saw some reporter in Florida today who said she talked to several voters who voted for the abortion initiative but also voted for dotard. 

I mean...what the actual fuck?

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