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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#56251
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Turnip took lead in Wisconsin on polymarket

People betting on the outcome they hope for?

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#56253
1 minute ago, HornPhD said:

People betting on the outcome they hope for?

Caring about the betting markets is dumb

Those things looked like a seismograph in 2020 on E-Day/night

Also it's all crypto bros and foreign whales

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#56254
Just now, HornPhD said:

People betting on the outcome they hope for?

I have no idea on how betting works on elections, but I can see people pumping money to show trump favored to win so when he loses they can pretent it's evidence of fraud. Just get this shit over with and let him die already.

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#56255
Turnout is off the charts. All across Michigan.That’s it that’s the tweet.
Y’all are NOT gonna believe this. SO many students showed up to vote at polling locations on PA college campuses that they had to have EXTRA VOTING MACHINES sent. Tell me Gen-Z isn’t saving our democracy right now.

 

#56256
2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I would give her a solid 30 seconds she would def not remember. 

Oh, she would remember it.  In her nightmares.

#56257
2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I would give her a solid 30 seconds she would def not remember. 

She'd most definitely remember it as she testified in court.

#56258
1 minute ago, 'stache said:

INTERFERENCE, PHILLY PD IS ON THEIR WAY!!!!!!

I've lived in Philly. I love Philly.

I'll buy the boys in blue pizza too.

#56260
3 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
PRELIMINARY RESULTS OF EDISON RESEARCH EXIT POLL84% of Wisconsin voters were White vs 86% in 202063% of Arizona voters were White vs 74% in 202057% of Georgia voters were White vs 61% in 202069% of North Carolina voters were White vs 65% in 2020


Kamala Harris will win AZ

Hopefully those new white voters in NC are the super educated ones who moved to Raleigh/Durham mostly

#56262

2020 the black vote saved us, namely black women.

2024 the youth and women are going to save us.

We're heading in the right direction.

#56265
1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:
Turnout is off the charts. All across Michigan.That’s it that’s the tweet.
Y’all are NOT gonna believe this. SO many students showed up to vote at polling locations on PA college campuses that they had to have EXTRA VOTING MACHINES sent. Tell me Gen-Z isn’t saving our democracy right now.

 

It's happening, isn't it?

#56266
1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:
Turnout is off the charts. All across Michigan.That’s it that’s the tweet.
Y’all are NOT gonna believe this. SO many students showed up to vote at polling locations on PA college campuses that they had to have EXTRA VOTING MACHINES sent. Tell me Gen-Z isn’t saving our democracy right now.

 


Pennsylvania’s early voting system sucks. They need to fix it in their next legislative session. 

#56267
Just now, Js1 said:

Hopefully those new white voters in NC are the super educated ones who moved to Raleigh/Durham mostly

Yeah Right Smile GIF by Apple TV

#56269
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I wouldn’t necessarily read that as panic. Having cops at minority-heavy polling locations is a common way of trying to suppress their vote. I don’t know how effective it is anymore, but I think he reading from the script rather. A very shitty script.
#56273
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Pennsylvania’s early voting system sucks. They need to fix it in their next legislative session. 

Texas has better early voting than Pennsylvania

In PA, you can't cast an in-person "vote," you cast an in-person absentee/mail ballot.  And it's like 1 place in each county you can do it, so in places like Philly, it's not worth it.  Might as well wait until there's 100+ precincts open on E-Day

You have to re-register for a new mail ballot every single election

#56275
Just now, immamac said:

None barring an infrastructure failure in Dallas and Chicago. 

Wolfgang had a muledick

Or just shouting YGIFS YGIFS YGIFS YGIFS Y G I F S

FRANK STALLONE! 

#56278
2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hopefully those new white voters in NC are the super educated ones who moved to Raleigh/Durham mostly

Have the demographics there changed, or is this just pure hopeium?

Enough good news elsewhere that NC might just be padding the win.

#56279
12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
From colleague @holmeslybrand: The Philadelphia Police Department told CNN they were not aware what Trump was referring to and did not know of any issues with voting that required a law enforcement response.

 

Trump shat himself so it is a HAZMAT Event.

#56280
2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hopefully those new white voters in NC are the super educated ones who moved to Raleigh/Durham mostly

They ain't voting for Black Nazi so Trumps gotta overcome an anchor

#56283

Ahhhhhhhhh i said this morning that O'Malley-Dillon was referencing Florida the other day - do not read too much into Florida's results, bc it's now just red NY.  How FL votes is not going to affect how any of the 7 swing states vote. 

 

Harris camp, amid notes of good news around Philly and college campuses, urges caution about reading too into results from Florida.

 

#56285

 

NEWS: Sources tell me that the Philadelphia vote total will surpass 2020 totals. Some precincts are as high as 150% of 2020 totals, sources say.

 

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#56286
Today, this 94 year old Korean War veteran (and lifelong Republican) hobbled into the voting booth, crossed party lines and voted for democracy. The very same democracy he fought for 75 years ago. Thank you, Dad! ❤️ You’ve always been my hero!
This has been my favorite day on social media ever. It started with a MAGA troll Isabella DeLuca (J6er also) saying if you’re a man who voted for Harris, post a pic, as if we’re weak. Thousands of veterans and confident men posted the baddest photos in response. Huge self-own. 😂 https://t.co/OJKsaGKFSg

 

#56288
1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Ahhhhhhhhh i said this morning that O'Malley-Dillon was referencing Florida the other day - do not read too much into Florida's results, bc it's now just red NY.  How FL votes is not going to affect how any of the 7 swing states vote. 

 

Harris camp, amid notes of good news around Philly and college campuses, urges caution about reading too into results from Florida.

 

Florida is a red state. Just like Ohio, just like Texas. Anyone dreaming of a flip of any of those three is not living in the real world. 

#56289
19 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


The chair does not recognize any Chilis posts until tomorrow. 

Nah. We should be fine with early absentee eating here.  Everyone is entitled to their Chilis.

#56290
20 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


Are you at Lamar? Come sit with me. Blue pullover in the bar.

It’s just lunch!

#56291
8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
Turnout is off the charts. All across Michigan.That’s it that’s the tweet.
Y’all are NOT gonna believe this. SO many students showed up to vote at polling locations on PA college campuses that they had to have EXTRA VOTING MACHINES sent. Tell me Gen-Z isn’t saving our democracy right now.

 

Impossible, I was told just yesterday they don't show up.

#56292
Just now, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Florida is a red state. Just like Ohio, just like Texas. Anyone dreaming of a flip of any of those three is not living in the real world. 

IOWA might be bluer than Florida this year.  Seriously. 

#56293
7 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

2020 the black vote saved us, namely black women.

2024 the youth and women are going to save us.

We're heading in the right direction.

When are White dudes gonna figure shit out?

#56294
6 minutes ago, immamac said:

None barring an infrastructure failure in Dallas and Chicago. 

 

MAGA told me the Chicago infrastructure has been down all year

#56295
Just now, quigley said:

When are White dudes gonna figure shit out?

Exits are unreliable, BUT they show Trump's favorability with white voters down 8% from 2020

#56297
2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I thought tomorrow was chilis. Fuck, I invited a few friends over and have a stew going.

If it’s a blowout and they can call it by 10 I’ll have a marg at the one that closes at 10:30z

#56299
3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Damn, I got to go to Texadelphia now and have a cheesesteak?

Jewboy Subs is where the Philly action is at. I'll be there shortly.

... But you're not in Austin, are you?

#56300
2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Ahhhhhhhhh i said this morning that O'Malley-Dillon was referencing Florida the other day - do not read too much into Florida's results, bc it's now just red NY.  How FL votes is not going to affect how any of the 7 swing states vote. 

 

Harris camp, amid notes of good news around Philly and college campuses, urges caution about reading too into results from Florida.

 

Saw some reporter in Florida today who said she talked to several voters who voted for the abortion initiative but also voted for dotard. 

I mean...what the actual fuck?

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