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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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    Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

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    I am an American Indian, born in rural Pennsylvania while my dad attended Penn State for graduate school in the 70s.  He was accepted by all on campus, but encountered plenty of racism when outside of

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4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I usually watch CNN on these nights but they had some trumpfuck on the panel lying his ass off during the debates and I assume he’ll be there tonight. I’ll probably just go with MSNBC, I don’t care much about bias anymore, give me an echo chamber that’s at least tethered in reality.

 

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Scott Jennings. He’s a cunt. 

You each cnn because of Scott Jennings, and watching his face if things go well early for us. 

2 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


Honestly? Its dead. And I actually just ate chilis for internet points, so Im kinda disgusted with myself.

These are off-hours for Chili's

30 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:


Kamala Harris will win AZ

 

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5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I usually watch CNN on these nights but they had some trumpfuck on the panel lying his ass off during the debates and I assume he’ll be there tonight. I’ll probably just go with MSNBC, I don’t care much about bias anymore, give me an echo chamber that’s at least tethered in reality.

BBC has election coverage

1 minute ago, UTGrad98 said:

We knew pretty early on in 2016 things weren't going well. Like I remember by 8pm going oh fuck he is gonna win. 

Yeah, I was in PHX for work and we were pretty sure by the time we left for dinner. I eat early too. 

29 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:


Kamala Harris will win AZ

Wisconsin freaking me the fuck out.

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

What happens if Kentucky goes blue. Lmao 

KFC Thursday 

1 minute ago, DreadHead said:

Took a peek over at Texags Politics... those people are in a different reality.

Tigerdroppings went full maga early on, got into promoting qanon… i literally warned them what would happen before they banned me.  Like TD, bubble at Texags is a product of the site’s administration choices and/or political leanings.  

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Difference between men and women in this election.

 

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4 minutes ago, Covri said:

We get 90s era Ashley Judd back?

1000w

phone call just now:

wife - i'm getting hungry, is chili's tonight or tomorrow?

me - tomorrow.

wife - damn.

there's a chance we may be fighting now, it's hard to tell.

I'm proud of myself in that it is 4:50 and I have largely avoided any TVs, online coverage on CNN and the like and stuck to here and Threads.  Its a good way to cope with the stress but there will be margaritas tonight.

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

What happens if Kentucky goes blue. Lmao 

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25 minutes ago, immamac said:

Wolfgang had a muledick

Is this your Arnold Palmer moment?

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

What did you have that was so gross? 

Food from Chilis.

I’ve spent a lifetime hating the city of Philadelphia ever since they cheered Michael Irvin’s injury. If they carry Pennsylvania, then between that and Jerry Jones being a shit stain, I’m going to give Philly a pass this year to abuse the Cowboy’s rotting carcass. 

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9 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Working on a project with a far east contractor and they picked TONIGHT AT 7PM for our kickoff call.

Dunno if I’m pissed or thankful for another hour of distraction.

Meeting cancelled, let’s rage.

 

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10 minutes ago, immamac said:

What happens if Kentucky goes blue. Lmao 

They don’t have to change their colors?

 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Did CNN say their exits show 17% of republicans are voting for Harris?

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I went to to Twitter and it looks like CNN was saying 17% of Trump voters made their decision AGAINST Harris (vs. voting FOR Trump)

But I don't fucking know shit about fuck. 

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Why?

That's a lot of white folk.

I remember 2016 turning on a dime. I forget what states came in but it went from pretty much a coronation to “oh shit Trump just won”. Then Hillary conceded like an hour later. Good times.

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Wisconsin freaking me the fuck out.

Have you ever been to Wisconsin? It's all white people and cows (and bad ass golf courses). Wouldn't read much into it. 

4 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

We knew pretty early on in 2016 things weren't going well. Like I remember by 8pm going oh fuck he is gonna win. 

Yeah, I couldn't take it.

I went to bed at like 8:30 and my wife I may awaken in a country that moved back 40 years.

6 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

Took a peek over at Texags Politics... those people are in a different reality. I understand social media bubbles, but it continues to amaze me the vast difference in sources that some people swear are true and accurate.

I'm remaining cautiously optimistic about turnout so far.

Were you lost?  Did you not know where you were?  I mean pick a topic, any topic and the bolded holds true.

 

8 minutes ago, troph said:

I know yall were waiting on this news but the troph household is in for chilis tokorrow. Shits officially ON! 

Really hoping that we have good reason to see you at 45th and Lamar tomorrow.

And man, is it gonna be a weird convo with the wife: "So, we HAVE to go have dinner at Chili's tonight.  It's, umm, an internet thing.  But hey, your lawyer will be there!"

6 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


Honestly? Its dead. And I actually just ate chilis for internet points, so Im kinda disgusted with myself.

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Just now, aggie08 said:

That's a lot of white folk.

But 2% LESS white folk than 2020…

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I remember 2016 turning on a dime. I forget what states came in but it went from pretty much a coronation to “oh shit Trump just won”. Then Hillary conceded like an hour later. Good times.

At like 8, there were FL counties that should've been deep blue that were pink. I said exactly that, "oh shit, Trump won."

9 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

We need a whiskey emoji

Plus that wisky vote, Dane county with UW has been lighting it the fuck up. 

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Holy shit--I caught up on this thread!

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I went to to Twitter and it looks like CNN was saying 17% of Trump voters made their decision AGAINST Harris (vs. voting FOR Trump)

But I don't fucking know shit about fuck. 

What does mean they actually did with their ballot, not vote for president? If so, I'll take it.

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Just now, Ghost of LL said:

Holy shit--I caught up on this thread!

AAaaaaand you’re a page back again. 

1 minute ago, troph said:

Shit it has to be 45th and Lamar ? We was just gonna roll up to the one in the galleria like the lake Travis marina rats we are.

I mean, we oughta all pick one, and that's the central one.  The 183 and Burnet one is slightly closer to me.  But for the team.  For Surly.  For Kamala.  For AMERICA....I'll go to the flagship Chilis.

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Just now, Ghost of LL said:

Holy shit--I caught up on this thread!

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CBS News showed some exit polling with some stats that hit me. They asked what were the most important issues to voters - and “the state of the democracy” was 30 something percent for both men and women and “immigration” was 13% for women and 16% for men.

In short, the exit polls showed that the immigration issue was half as important to people as the state of our democracy.  I know this is an unverified small bit of data, but if this holds true, it has huge implications.  

the short version would be that twice as many people are motivated by Harris’s big issue then are by Trump’s big issue

that cannot be good for the orange dip shit

Edit: the winner in the clubhouse issue was the economy, although not much more important than the state of democracy.   As the most important issue, it will obviously benefit a candidate when the voter thinks the other guy is responsible for the bad economy, what’s the moon it will be a negative with the voter thinks the economy is fine or getting better.

Still, to see the state of our democracy beating immigration two to one gives me a positive vibe

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1 minute ago, troph said:

Shit it has to be 45th and Lamar ? We was just gonna roll up to the galleria like the lake Travis marina rats we are.

As a fellow lake rat, that trek is excessive. There is a certain bent appeal of rolling off the lake looking rough and sliding into the galleria. Fuck the snooty assholes. We are lake rats, hear us roar.

8 minutes ago, texastough said:

BBC has election coverage

Oklahoma just implemented the Pornhub ban, not sure I can get BBC.

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I remember 2016 turning on a dime. I forget what states came in but it went from pretty much a coronation to “oh shit Trump just won”. Then Hillary conceded like an hour later. Good times.

Counterpoint: James Carville and others were raising the alarm a few days before but everybody ignored them - there were red flags for Hillary (none of which were present for Kamala).

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