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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#13001
4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That sucking sound you hear is all of the attention moving away from the GOP.

Train wrecks are attention getters but it usually doesn’t bode well for the trains.

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#13002

Man, Clyburn coming out for Kamala should cement it 

#13004
Just now, Pimphand said:

Just here to laugh and laugh and laugh as you Stockholm syndrome bitches continue to worship and appreciate your tormentors & captors.

Keep it up

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#13007
8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Trump really is the biggest idiot on the planet.

you're forgetting every single person who voted for him

#13008
1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Just here to laugh and laugh and laugh as you Stockholm syndrome bitches continue to worship and appreciate your tormentors & captors.

Keep it up


 

 

#13009
Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Hillary didn't lose because she was a woman. She lost because she's a Clinton. 

There were some poor tactics involved, too.  She's pretty unlikeable as well.  Not that Kamala has a huge fan club, but at least she's less of a stick in the mud.

#13010
2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Sad for it to end like this for him. But he can spend the next 4 months campaigning for the eventual nominee and use it as a farewell. And when he has his senior moments, people will say “aww papa Joe” instead of groaning. 

i like joe and am sad also but in a more real am not sad because god fucking dammit the hubris of trying to start a 4 year presidential term at age whatever the fuck

#13013
2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

He did the right thing, something that has been missing from the political landscape for way too long. That was appreciation. 

Who cares about appreciation? the polling until after the convention will decide our fates, I am sure I will praise Biden in a concentration camp real hard then IF this all blows up in our face

#13015
Just now, David Dennison said:

I'll be impressed if the party has this buttoned down before the convention.

Yep. Like CNN said, if party leaders come out quickly for her, it was planned. The VP jockeying will be fun 

#13019
Just now, David Dennison said:

I'll be impressed if the party has this buttoned down before the convention.

This has been worked on for weeks behind the scenes. It's been a matter of how/when since pretty much the instant the first BMD pulled out.

#13020
Just now, Pimphand said:

Hypernovelty is here so embrace your upcoming existential crisis you earned it

You're overdoing it.

Reel it back a bit.

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#13021

I want Joe to go full Dark Brandon and do nothing but talk shit on Trump and every single member of the GQP. 

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#13022
14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

2 years too late. No way trump doesn’t cakewalk now.

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Thank you for your service, Helobious. You glorious stupid m'fer. 

#13023
Just now, Js1 said:

Yep. Like CNN said, if party leaders come out quickly for her, it was planned. The VP jockeying will be fun 

Mayor Pete please.

#13024
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Well well well. Look who’s the old senile fuck now

They need to be hammering this home before the end of the day

#13025
Just now, WBT said:

They need to be hammering this home before the end of the day

It does not matter Trump voters are lying they would have voted for him if he was in a coma, they need dem unity not Trump ammunityion, if the mega tent party does not coalesce we are doomed.

#13032
Just now, David Dennison said:

I do hope Biden campaigns. I think that would be great.

Let him loose 

#13033
1 minute ago, linux said:

It does not matter Trump voters are lying they would have voted for him if he was in a coma, they need dem unity not Trump ammunityion, if the mega tent party does not coalesce we are doomed.

Yeah but there aren't enough trump voters

#13035

Kaitlyn Collins confirms what Pancho said, this is not what Trump’s team wanted. 

#13037

R’s need to get on media today -

- the Dems Know they can’t beat Trump and they’re jumping ship. Biden came after Trump with the full DoJ and Trump is unbeatable !!!!

- is this even legal ?? American dems picked Biden, Biden has to stay on the ballot. The  people have spoken !  Supreme Court needs to step in to save democracy !!!
 

- Kamala is a Californian super liberal black female !!! I repeat, she’s black !!! Wink wink 

 

muddy the waters while the Dems are in disarray. misinformation is key here 

#13040
9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Hillary didn't lose because she was a woman. She lost because she's a Clinton. 

 

That's honestly a really good point

#13042
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

R’s need to get on media today -

- the Dems Know they can’t beat Trump and they’re jumping ship. Biden came after Trump with the full DoJ and Trump is unbeatable !!!!

- is this even legal ?? American dems picked Biden, Biden has to stay on the ballot. The  people have spoken !  Supreme Court needs to step in to save democracy !!!
 

- Kamala is a Californian super liberal black female !!! I repeat, she’s black !!! Wink wink 

 

muddy the waters while the Dems are in disarray. misinformation is key here 

Who gives a shit what they say. You care way too much what the Rs are going to do 

#13043
11 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I would like to think the Democrats didn’t push for this unless they had a reasonable idea how to beat Trump with someone else.

first time GIF

#13044
5 minutes ago, YChang said:

I want Joe to go full Dark Brandon and do nothing but talk shit on Trump and every single member of the GQP. 


best path forward for the Dems 
 

Biden’s march to the sea !

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#13045
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

R’s need to get on media today -

- the Dems Know they can’t beat Trump and they’re jumping ship. Biden came after Trump with the full DoJ and Trump is unbeatable !!!!

- is this even legal ?? American dems picked Biden, Biden has to stay on the ballot. The  people have spoken !  Supreme Court needs to step in to save democracy !!!
 

- Kamala is a Californian super liberal black female !!! I repeat, she’s black !!! Wink wink 

 

muddy the waters while the Dems are in disarray. misinformation is key here 

You are as bad as Nicole, and that's really saying something.

#13046
Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Lotta dumbfuck voters gonna vote for Trump because they dont/wont want a BLACK woman in the white house as prez

Fixed 

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#13047
21 minutes ago, Helobious said:

2 years too late. No way trump doesn’t cakewalk now.

Thanks. I’m off to Vegas to bet my entire net worth on the Democrats now. 

#13048
1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Who gives a shit what they say. You care way too much what the Rs are going to do 

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