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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Meanwhile, it appears Elon isn't taking this well:

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

 

I bet this joke went hard in the smith county Facebook group.

If it makes you feel better this goes way harder:

 

Hopefully Hollywood / Big Tech money falls in behind her 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Yeah, the right isn't ready for this.

 

It looks Biden rope a doped them.  They have 24 hours to get their messaging on point, but what exactly will that message be.  

I'm loving the irony of Republicans lamenting that this move is 'subverting the will of democratic voters'.  I mean, that never stopped y'all before?

Yeah…we’re still at “Number of Dems who stormed the Capitol to murder the VP to stop the count of actual votes = 0,” so the Repubs can sit down and SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TREASONOUS BAGS OF SHIT.
Waste of time. Road doesn’t go through Texas 

Yep. Texas is lost. Don’t waste any time contesting it. Let those of us here sow some chaos, just enough to make Trump waste money here. That’s it.
This.  Maybe by 2036 or 2040.
 
 

Not even then. We are too stupid. Our goal is to be Mississippi with Tex mex. We’re about there.
If Harris spends ten seconds in Texas between now and November, then it is malpractice. 
Pennsylvania, Georgia, Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona, Virginia, North Carolina, Nevada. 
All day. Every day.

Fuck. Yes. Island hopping. Win the territory you need to nuke the fucking enemy. That’s your focus.
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hopefully Hollywood / Big Tech money falls in behind her 

She’s from CA. She has those connections already and you know she has Newsom behind her to leverage his connections 

if you haven't donated, do it

23 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Think we are about to see misogyny on a scale we’ve never seen in this country

Misogynoir, anti-black racism and misogyny rolled into one. 

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5 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-harris-campaign-donations/2020/08/12/06eb1f0e-dcdb-11ea-b205-ff838e15a9a6_story.html

Before he entered politics, President Trump donated $6,000 to Kamala D. Harris’s reelection campaign while she was California attorney general, campaign finance records show.

Trump gave $5,000 to Harris’s campaign in September 2011 and $1,000 in February 2013. His daughter Ivanka Trump gave Harris’s campaign $2,000 in 2014, records show.

Harris, now the running mate of presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, was California’s attorney general from 2011 until 2016 — when she was elected to the U.S. Senate. In 2015, the year Trump began his campaign for president, Harris said she gave Trump’s donations to charity.

Is she doesn't open up a debate or press conference by holding up this FEC donation report and saying something akin to "...And finally, I'd like to thank Donald Trump.  Without his generous support in 2011 & 2013 when I was running for AG of California, I wouldn't have become Senator, and eventually Vice President.  In the interest of transparency, I have posted my donation records as well on my campaign website, and encourage him to do the same.  But I had to give him a special shout-out for helping me out when I was getting started on higher office.  It's the same people that report his yuge donation numbers so I'm sure there'll be no discrepancies."  

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

It looks Biden rope a doped them.  They have 24 hours to get their messaging on point, but what exactly will that message be.  

Racist dog whistles and anti-woman

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Racist dog whistles and anti-woman

So the same thing since 2016. Got it 

Just now, Js1 said:

So the same thing since 2016. Got it 

Yes only this time the Democrats aren't going to not make the mistake of taking the Rust Belt for granted. 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hopefully Hollywood / Big Tech money falls in behind her 

I want to see the youth wake up and show signs of life.  I think they will.

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Racist dog whistles and anti-woman

Can they sprinkle in some birther bullshit & claim she's not eligible?

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Up to $14m raised since the announcement. Enthusiasm is back!

How can I donate and not end up on some blast list?

Just now, Horn Dog said:

How can I donate and not end up on some blast list?

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Can someone get the writers for this election season to moonlight at House of the Dragon and The Bear, to teach them how to advance the plot in spectacular fashion?

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Can they sprinkle in some birther bullshit & claim she's not eligible?

Why yes they can. Her parents were both immigrants, right? Oh but don't look now if they use that line...the VP candidate for Trump wife's parents were the same and that's how she got her citizenship, by being born in the United States. Something Project 2025 wants to end. 

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Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Can they sprinkle in some birther bullshit & claim she's not eligible?

Oh, they're going to do everything they can to block her from being the nominee.  They will suddenly, and ironically, care about the results of an election being sacred.

And they're going to demand that Biden resign the Presidency.  If he's unfit to run, he's unfit to serve, etc.

It's about to get so much messier.

Media: this is very sad to see Joe back out

Same media who spent 3 weeks trashing him and throwing his candidacy in the dumpster 

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2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

How can I donate and not end up on some blast list?

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Just now, TexArcher said:

And they're going to demand that Biden resign the Presidency. 

Speaker Dipshit of the House already did this.

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Can they sprinkle in some birther bullshit & claim she's not eligible?

They're working their ass off on it as we speak.  Trouble for them is she was born in a run-of-the-mill big city hospital at the end of the baby boom which kept just as good of records as any other like it.  Not the fucking Marshall Islands or USVI or on her mom's trip back to India or some shit.  

Mom was born in India.  Dad was born in Jamaica.  Met in academia and moved around, to coastal elite liberal bastions like Urbana-Champaign, IL.  So yes, her mother was an immigrant from across an ocean but she was born on U.S. soil-just like Don, Jr., Ivanka, Eric, and Baron.  

31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

She needs to hit Hou / DFW / SA / Austin metroplex / EP with the fist of God 

 

let's see what that poll says in a month. not that texas will flip, but I bet those numbers change

6 minutes ago, mchookem said:

if you haven't donated, do it

where? I gave directly to Biden/Harris before - is that prudent now?

 

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Not now. Not ever.

Sorry.

man, I kinda get this. and if they get rid of Citizen's United then we can all be relieved of this nonsense. but if ever there were a time to donate, even $5, the time would be now. you're not going to hate yourself for it, I can promise.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Speaker Dipshit of the House already did this.

Nice. They are all riled up.

This kind of rules.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Oh, they're going to do everything they can to block her from being the nominee.  They will suddenly, and ironically, care about the results of an election being sacred.

And they're going to demand that Biden resign the Presidency.  If he's unfit to run, he's unfit to serve, etc.

It's about to get so much messier.

Let them flail about in a panic. LBJ did the same thing and served out his term. I guess they can do some quick work and finally try to impeach him. 

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

man, I kinda get this. and if they get rid of Citizen's United then we can all be relieved of this nonsense. but if ever there were a time to donate, even $5, the time would be now. you're not going to hate yourself for it, I can promise.

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aight, then I'm donating in your name and there's nothing you can do to stop me. :P 

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Not now. Not ever.

Sorry.

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

They're working their ass off on it as we speak.  Trouble for them is she was born in a run-of-the-mill big city hospital at the end of the baby boom which kept just as good of records as any other like it.  Not the fucking Marshall Islands or USVI or on her mom's trip back to India or some shit.  

Mom was born in India.  Dad was born in Jamaica.  Met in academia and moved around, to coastal elite liberal bastions like Urbana-Champaign, IL.  So yes, her mother was an immigrant from across an ocean but she was born on U.S. soil-just like Don, Jr., Ivanka, Eric, and Baron.  

But not Ivana or Melania, both of whom were born and raised in communist countries. Oh and Donald’s mother didn’t get here until 1930.

10 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Can they sprinkle in some birther bullshit & claim she's not eligible?

It’s not if but when. 

I donated and if they want to come, they better come heavy or not at all.

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

 

@Aqua Buddhacrushed.

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5 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

How can I donate and not end up on some blast list?

Donated.  And I'm going to donate every week until the election is won.

As an independent never trumper who has watched the Dems fuck up a lot, thank God they got this right.  

And it's about goddamn time we elected a woman (and Indian).

Thank you Joe Biden for doing what almost no one else would do in his situation.   You're a true patriot.  

Now let's fucking go.  

 

 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

If this is their talking point….lol

 

Normal person?  GTFO, has this guy not been alive for the last decade?  There are no "normal people" in the GOP

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Speaker Dipshit of the House already did this.

Good. Waste time and effort on an inconsequential issue.

Good lord, Scott Jennings is such a hack. Fuck you CNN

Collins does nothing but get run over by bullshit and conspiracy theories 

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Hey, @immamac, perhaps it's time to update the thread title with a little hopium.

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Joe Biden is now a President with total immunity and legal protections for official presidential actions as granted to him by the Supreme Court — and unencumbered without the electoral concerns of seeking re-election.

 

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Just now, Js1 said:

Good lord, Scott Jennings is such a hack. Fuck you CNN

Collins does nothing but get run over by bullshit and conspiracy theories 

Jesus Christ. “Overturned the will of the voters” “has anyone seen Joe Biden actually sign this letter”

Collins does nothing. Worthless cunt

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