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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#13553
1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Should we read anything into the Philadelphia address, with regard to Shapiro? Or is that the standard address for these filings?

No. That’s a reach. 

#13554
1 minute ago, Js1 said:
GOP strategist Terry Sullivan tells @CBSNews that his fellow GOP operatives are “less than enthusiastic” “They’re the dog that caught the car”
I respect President Biden’s decision to act in the best interest of the country by stepping aside in the 2024 presidential election.

 


 

True GoP wants to kill off the maga gqp era more than they want to beat Biden

no one will say it 

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#13555

Went from virtually zero chance to a hell of a chance in a few hours. What a good day.

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#13556
5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Agreed.  I was thinking of the Muslim populations in Michigan and Minnesota.

Doubt that would mean anything. If I recall correctly, Harris was partly responsible for Biden getting tougher on Netanyahu.

#13557
Just now, aggie08 said:

Went from virtually zero chance to a hell of a chance in a few hours. What a good day.

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#13558
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:
GOP strategist Terry Sullivan tells @CBSNews that his fellow GOP operatives are “less than enthusiastic” “They’re the dog that caught the car”

Translation: they're shitting their pants right now.

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#13559

 

Joe Biden made a trip to Vegas and immediately quit his job. It’s called the American dream.

 

 

#13560
1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

This is like bringing the second half kickoff back for a touchdown.

Now step on their necks

 

I'd say it's more like benching your veteran QB that's thrown a couple bad picks and has you down 10 in the early 4th to an inferior opponent, and trotting our your intriguing but unproven RS FR backup.

54 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, it appears Elon isn't taking this well:

 

He’s never been madder in his entire life

 

 

Elon out here rage posting like a Surly game thread

#13564
1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

Translation: they're shitting their pants right now.

They’re always shitting their pants.  Adult diaper out front should have told you.

#13565

Can Kamala even golf? What will Trump’s #1 critique be if it’s not about her golf handicap?

 

We know the answer.

#13566
20 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

It’s Shapiro. It has to be Shapiro. Anyone else is legit a mistake. Shapiro locks up the most important state in this coming election.

100% agree

#13568
Kamala Harris and her campaign team are getting ready for the upcoming election.

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 

#13570
3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Perfect timing. Takes attention off trump bungled assassination attempt.

I look forward to the lunacy he posts to get attention back on him.

They keep saying it was 8 days ago. Feels like 8 weeks 

#13571
2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:
Kamala Harris and her campaign team are getting ready for the upcoming election.

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 

I will never understand right wing humor.

#13573
Just now, Js1 said:

They keep saying it was 8 days ago. Feels like 8 weeks 

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1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

I will never understand right wing humor.

All you need to know is 99% of it is dreadfully unfunny.

#13574
10 minutes ago, Js1 said:
GOP strategist Terry Sullivan tells @CBSNews that his fellow GOP operatives are “less than enthusiastic” “They’re the dog that caught the car”
I respect President Biden’s decision to act in the best interest of the country by stepping aside in the 2024 presidential election.

 

Trump is certainly not going to be able to say that he's done more for African Americans than any president in history.  Kamala will be able to stand there and ask him what has he done?  Don't think he'll be able to stand over her either.   

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#13575
1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

I will never understand right wing humor.

Imagine you are 12… and sexist… and racist.  

#13576

The bots and trolls are out in full force on black subreddits and Gen Z subreddits 

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#13579
8 minutes ago, Enchubben said:
Kamala Harris and her campaign team are getting ready for the upcoming election.

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 

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#13580
8 minutes ago, Enchubben said:
Kamala Harris and her campaign team are getting ready for the upcoming election.

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 


 

 

#13582
8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Perfect timing. Takes attention off trump bungled assassination attempt.

I look forward to the lunacy he posts to get attention back on him.

What's the pool on his first public racist post/public speaking diarrhea rant? Has it already happened today?  

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#13584
CNN’s @jamiegangel says sources close to the Vice-President say these are some of the names being discussed as her running mate: Arizona Senator Mark Kelly Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro

 

#13585
2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

 

Bingo. And also a massive indictment of the American electorate, which votes for style over substance. 

Not sure why you’re picking on Americans here…

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#13586
3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you described three of the same things

Tangent, but reminds me of the joke: A felon, a racist, and president walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi Donald.' 

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#13587


Paraphrasing

 

 Congresswoman Joyce Beatty on MSNBC: “we had a call planned today to talk about the election. It had 18,000 registered Black women. After today we anticipate that call will have 30,000. For Black women, this is personal to us”

#13588
News: Sen. Peter Welch (D-VT) on CBS calls on DNC to have a "truncated process" to pick the nominee and let it play out formally... says he is not ready to endorse VP Harris and wants a process to play out

 

#13589
1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:
CNN’s @jamiegangel says sources close to the Vice-President say these are some of the names being discussed as her running mate: Arizona Senator Mark Kelly Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro

 

Shapiro, Kelly, Cooper, Beshear. I don't think the governor of Kentucky or North Carolina nets you much. 

#13590
11 minutes ago, Enchubben said:
Kamala Harris and her campaign team are getting ready for the upcoming election.

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 

This makes no sense.  Kamala doesn’t know how to give a BJ?

also Kamala needs to give someone a BJ now that she’s nominee for POTUS? 
 

Please walk me through this one 

#13591
1 minute ago, Pancho said:


Paraphrasing

 

 Congresswoman Joyce Beatty on MSNBC: “we had a call planned today to talk about the election. It had 18,000 registered Black women. After today we anticipate that call will have 30,000. For Black women, this is personal to us”

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#13592
2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:
CNN’s @jamiegangel says sources close to the Vice-President say these are some of the names being discussed as her running mate: Arizona Senator Mark Kelly Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro

 

All great choices. Any would do. Beshear, Cooper and Shapiro can talk to those WWC voters in the Midwest. Kelly is a fucking American hero 

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#13593
This will be the first Presidential election since 1976 to not have a Biden, Bush, or Clinton on the ticket.

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#13594

 

Donald Trump is too old, too convicted, too indicted, too impeached, too much of a rapist, and too much of a psycho to run for president. The Republicans really should have a conversation amongst themselves to choose a new nominee.

 

 

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#13595
3 minutes ago, naija said:
News: Sen. Peter Welch (D-VT) on CBS calls on DNC to have a "truncated process" to pick the nominee and let it play out formally... says he is not ready to endorse VP Harris and wants a process to play out

 

Yeah that's going to happen, you syrup eating dildo. 

#13596
1 hour ago, sidis said:

There’s no way that Biden pulled the trigger on all this without all the bundlers, donors, and visible party leaders all being on board with the plan. 

There‘s no way Biden had time to organize anyone.  If it looks that way it’s just a testament to how popular opinion had organized around his potential withdrawal.  

#13597
Just now, LCHorn said:

There‘s no way Biden had time to organize anyone.  If it looks that way it’s just a testament to how popular opinion had organized around his potential withdrawal.  

Well yeah but we don’t know the private convos between Biden and donors, members of Congress, etc. for all we know, they’ve specifically mentioned their support for her if he drops out in an effort to sway him 

#13598
16 minutes ago, Constant said:

Can Kamala even golf? What will Trump’s #1 critique be if it’s not about her golf handicap?

 

We know the answer.

He’s already called her crazy. It’s probably just a matter of time before he calls her “nasty.” 

#13599
3 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

There‘s no way Biden had time to organize anyone.  If it looks that way it’s just a testament to how popular opinion had organized around his potential withdrawal.  

Biden has been playing out scenarios since the debate. If you don’t understand that you are very naive. He’s been in politics since before 1970

 

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