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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Should we read anything into the Philadelphia address, with regard to Shapiro? Or is that the standard address for these filings?

No. That’s a reach. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 


 

True GoP wants to kill off the maga gqp era more than they want to beat Biden

no one will say it 

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Went from virtually zero chance to a hell of a chance in a few hours. What a good day.

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5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Agreed.  I was thinking of the Muslim populations in Michigan and Minnesota.

Doubt that would mean anything. If I recall correctly, Harris was partly responsible for Biden getting tougher on Netanyahu.

Just now, aggie08 said:

Went from virtually zero chance to a hell of a chance in a few hours. What a good day.

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Translation: they're shitting their pants right now.

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

This is like bringing the second half kickoff back for a touchdown.

Now step on their necks

 

I'd say it's more like benching your veteran QB that's thrown a couple bad picks and has you down 10 in the early 4th to an inferior opponent, and trotting our your intriguing but unproven RS FR backup.

54 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, it appears Elon isn't taking this well:

 

 

 

Elon out here rage posting like a Surly game thread

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Perfect timing. Takes attention off trump bungled assassination attempt.

I look forward to the lunacy he posts to get attention back on him.

1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

Translation: they're shitting their pants right now.

They’re always shitting their pants.  Adult diaper out front should have told you.

Can Kamala even golf? What will Trump’s #1 critique be if it’s not about her golf handicap?

 

We know the answer.

20 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

It’s Shapiro. It has to be Shapiro. Anyone else is legit a mistake. Shapiro locks up the most important state in this coming election.

100% agree

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Perfect timing. Takes attention off trump bungled assassination attempt.

I look forward to the lunacy he posts to get attention back on him.

They keep saying it was 8 days ago. Feels like 8 weeks 

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 

I will never understand right wing humor.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I heard my new favorite name for J.D. Vance today: Hillbilly chipmunk.

I'm still partial to Racist Carebear

Just now, Js1 said:

They keep saying it was 8 days ago. Feels like 8 weeks 

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1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

I will never understand right wing humor.

All you need to know is 99% of it is dreadfully unfunny.

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Trump is certainly not going to be able to say that he's done more for African Americans than any president in history.  Kamala will be able to stand there and ask him what has he done?  Don't think he'll be able to stand over her either.   

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1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

I will never understand right wing humor.

Imagine you are 12… and sexist… and racist.  

The bots and trolls are out in full force on black subreddits and Gen Z subreddits 

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Imagine you are 12… and sexist… and racist.  

you described three of the same things

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

The bots and trolls are out in full force on black subreddits and Gen Z subreddits 

This is exciting.

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8 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 

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8 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 


 

 

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11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Some are saying the oldest presidential candidate that anyone has ever seen. 

8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Perfect timing. Takes attention off trump bungled assassination attempt.

I look forward to the lunacy he posts to get attention back on him.

What's the pool on his first public racist post/public speaking diarrhea rant? Has it already happened today?  

28 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Fine, we'll get you three. You drive a hard  bargain

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2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

 

Bingo. And also a massive indictment of the American electorate, which votes for style over substance. 

Not sure why you’re picking on Americans here…

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3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you described three of the same things

Tangent, but reminds me of the joke: A felon, a racist, and president walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi Donald.' 

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Paraphrasing

 

 Congresswoman Joyce Beatty on MSNBC: “we had a call planned today to talk about the election. It had 18,000 registered Black women. After today we anticipate that call will have 30,000. For Black women, this is personal to us”

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Shapiro, Kelly, Cooper, Beshear. I don't think the governor of Kentucky or North Carolina nets you much. 

11 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 

This makes no sense.  Kamala doesn’t know how to give a BJ?

also Kamala needs to give someone a BJ now that she’s nominee for POTUS? 
 

Please walk me through this one 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:


Paraphrasing

 

 Congresswoman Joyce Beatty on MSNBC: “we had a call planned today to talk about the election. It had 18,000 registered Black women. After today we anticipate that call will have 30,000. For Black women, this is personal to us”

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2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

All great choices. Any would do. Beshear, Cooper and Shapiro can talk to those WWC voters in the Midwest. Kelly is a fucking American hero 

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3 minutes ago, naija said:

 

Yeah that's going to happen, you syrup eating dildo. 

1 hour ago, sidis said:

There’s no way that Biden pulled the trigger on all this without all the bundlers, donors, and visible party leaders all being on board with the plan. 

There‘s no way Biden had time to organize anyone.  If it looks that way it’s just a testament to how popular opinion had organized around his potential withdrawal.  

Just now, LCHorn said:

There‘s no way Biden had time to organize anyone.  If it looks that way it’s just a testament to how popular opinion had organized around his potential withdrawal.  

Well yeah but we don’t know the private convos between Biden and donors, members of Congress, etc. for all we know, they’ve specifically mentioned their support for her if he drops out in an effort to sway him 

16 minutes ago, Constant said:

Can Kamala even golf? What will Trump’s #1 critique be if it’s not about her golf handicap?

 

We know the answer.

He’s already called her crazy. It’s probably just a matter of time before he calls her “nasty.” 

3 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

There‘s no way Biden had time to organize anyone.  If it looks that way it’s just a testament to how popular opinion had organized around his potential withdrawal.  

Biden has been playing out scenarios since the debate. If you don’t understand that you are very naive. He’s been in politics since before 1970

 

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14 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I will never understand right wing humor.

It’s racist. 

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