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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Shapiro, Kelly, Cooper, Beshear. I don't think the governor of Kentucky or North Carolina nets you much. 

Need Kelly to stay put in AZ.  

The appeal of Cooper is that he's term limited, he's not likely to have 2028 Presidential ambitions, and he all but seals NC for both President and Governor.

Shapiro is a solid option but doesn't have much political experience.  I think the Dems can carry PA with Taylor Swift campaigning for Harris in her home state... she's free from August 21st until the election

Like Cooper, Beshear is term limited, but I get that he's not likely to carry Kentucky for Harris, so I'd put him last.

Even though I know the pitfalls, I'm still not opposed to Whitmer on the ticket.  

Hey Donny, try to grab that by the pussy!

 

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The timing, right after the GQP lemon party in Milwaukee, leads me to believe that this was planned and has been in the works for a short while. 

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This is one of the rare instances where geography will be the most important aspect of the selection process.  For decades, we've been led to believe that a ticket is balanced out by state/EC potential for both parties.  When the opposite has been the case for the vast majority of faces.  the offset is usually personality, experience, and policy.  Beshear is youthful, energetic, and a policy/legal wonk.  Much of his platform and positions heavily overlay those of Kamala.  And Kentucky, nor its neighboring states are gong to flip this cycle.  Illinois will stay Blue.  Indiana, Ohio, WV, and Tennessee and MIssouri will stay red.  I guess he shores up Virginia just in case that becomes a question mark since he has family ties there and went to law school there and lived there for a time.  I don't see the value-add here.  

Kelly, Cooper, and Shapiro all add a more different policy overlay to Harris'.  And all three bring states that are much more in need of solidification.  There's a few other darkhorse candidates y'all should not sleep on.  

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

This makes no sense.  Kamala doesn’t know how to give a BJ?

also Kamala needs to give someone a BJ now that she’s nominee for POTUS? 
 

Please walk me through this one 

Brain has to be broken--then it's hi-larious.  Look at it from the lens of a Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, or sloping forehead types--see, Kamala is a woman and she's running for president so sexualizing her is instantly funny for RW grab 'em by the pussy christian types.  

R social media is a bunch of narrow minded twits. Stuff like this should have been media resdy to go ….

 

 

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Need Kelly to stay put in AZ.  

The appeal of Cooper is that he's term limited, he's not likely to have 2028 Presidential ambitions, and he all but seals NC for both President and Governor.

Shapiro is a solid option but doesn't have much political experience.  I think the Dems can carry PA with Taylor campaigning for Harris in her home state... she's free from August 21st until the election

Like Cooper, Beshear is term limited, but I get that he's not likely to carry Kentucky for Harris, so I'd put him last.

Even though I know the pitfalls, I'm still not opposed to Whitmer on the ticket.  

Hey Donny, try to grab that by the pussy!

 

So Shapiro if the dems are nervous about their chances and cooper if they feel emboldened, as they would feel Pennsylvania looks safe.  Or would it be the other way around?

Joe Biden single handedly ensured no convention bump for Trump lol

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

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Biden has endorsed Harris. Just came across my email.

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Just now, Goofyboy said:

Biden has endorsed Harris. Just came across my email.

Big if true 

41 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Trump will claim she's not the legitimate nominee and refuse to debate her.

Guaranteed. Anyone thinking Trump will debate is delusional.  

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Big if true 

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10 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

There‘s no way Biden had time to organize anyone.  If it looks that way it’s just a testament to how popular opinion had organized around his potential withdrawal.  

Certainly…don’t misinterpret as me saying Biden orchestrated this handover unilaterally. I’m just saying that the powers that be/leadership/donors/bundlers/biden himself would not have moved forward in this manner without having all the ducks in a row. 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

R social media is a bunch of narrow minded twits. Stuff like this should have been media resdy to go ….

 

 

I'm sure Rex Kramer and ProngHorn are really angry right now about this. 

1 minute ago, Goofyboy said:

Biden has endorsed Harris. Just came across my email.

 

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Big if true 

He endorsed her right after he said he wasn't running several hours ago. 

Just now, sidis said:

Certainly…don’t misinterpret as me saying Biden orchestrated this handover unilaterally. I’m just saying that the powers that be/leadership/donors/bundlers/biden himself would not have moved forward in this manner without having all the ducks in a row. 

Hopefully, but Del Conte doesn't run the DNC.

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Brain has to be broken--then it's hi-larious.  Look at it from the lens of a Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, or sloping forehead types--see, Kamala is a woman and she's running for president so sexualizing her is instantly funny for RW grab 'em by the pussy christian types.  

This isn't it at all.  She has long been accused of trading sex for an assistant DA appointment from Willie Brown.  It's why I alluded to the "whore" slur that's about to be resurrected (in addition to the obvious "black" and "woman" slurs).

Lichtman says Dems are still favored under his model with Harris. Guessing she still gets the incumbent bump 

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12 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Need Kelly to stay put in AZ.  

The appeal of Cooper is that he's term limited, he's not likely to have 2028 Presidential ambitions, and he all but seals NC for both President and Governor.

Shapiro is a solid option but doesn't have much political experience.  I think the Dems can carry PA with Taylor Swift campaigning for Harris in her home state... she's free from August 21st until the election

Like Cooper, Beshear is term limited, but I get that he's not likely to carry Kentucky for Harris, so I'd put him last.

Even though I know the pitfalls, I'm still not opposed to Whitmer on the ticket.  

Hey Donny, try to grab that by the pussy!

 

 

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

R social media is a bunch of narrow minded twits. Stuff like this should have been media resdy to go ….

 

 

 

One plus for Shapiro being on the ticket is maybe getting the assholes who keep saying support for Palestinians is equal to being a terrorist sympathizer or an antisemite. I've been called both of those slurs on this board. 

Of course, Harris is also married to a Jewish man. 

Edit: Oh, Rex even called me a pedophile over it.

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Joe Biden single handedly ensured no convention bump for Trump lol

Nah, he just moved it to before the convention

3 minutes ago, troph said:

 

This is was done hours ago?

 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

He endorsed her right after he said he wasn't running several hours ago. 

Come On Please GIF by NBA
 

It’s called sarcasm 

Regarding the debate talk;  Donald has laid down a marker:

 

 

 

 

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32 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 

Weren’t the Republicans breaking Grindr in Milwaukee? I’m pretty sure cocks weren’t sucking themselves.

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lichtman says Dems are still favored under his model with Harris. Guessing she still gets the incumbent bump 

I don't think it's the incumbent bump. I think it's the "thank God we have a politician with energy and charisma that will kick major ass" bump. 

1 minute ago, Kermit said:

Weren’t the Republicans breaking Grindr in Milwaukee? I’m pretty sure cocks weren’t sucking themselves.


R’s are the experts on sucking boners 

3 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

So Shapiro if the dems are nervous about their chances and cooper if they feel emboldened, as they would feel Pennsylvania looks safe.  Or would it be the other way around?

I think if you had an indication that Cooper makes you a prohibitive favorite in NC you do it, because that expands the map. There was no realistic scenario where NC was in play, and certainly not where it was a decisive factor. You can win PA without Shaprio, you cannot win NC without Cooper. Delivering NC also decreases the relative importance of PA in that paths to victory would then exist without the latter (though unlikely, as it is not likely to go MAGA if MI and WI do not).

I am also extremely skeptical Cooper would deliver NC. VP nominees do not typically matter that much.

Just now, gmr548 said:

I think if you had an indication that Cooper makes you a prohibitive favorite in NC you do it, because that expands the map. There was no realistic scenario where NC was in play, and certainly not where it was a decisive factor. You can win PA without Shaprio, you cannot win NC without Cooper. Delivering NC also decreases the relative importance of PA in that paths to victory would then exist without the latter (though unlikely, as it is not likely to go MAGA if MI and WI do not).

I am also extremely skeptical Cooper would deliver NC. VP nominees do not typically matter that much.

 Cooper + the very very controversial GOP governor nominee could just push Biden over. 

36 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 

I mean it couldn't be more obvious if you just posted "I am scared." What a sad display. 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 Cooper + the very very controversial GOP governor nominee could just push Biden over. 

you might want to read the news from a few hours ago, there have been some minor changes with the Biden campaign

Just now, honolulu horn said:

you might want to read the news from a few hours ago, there have been some minor changes with the Biden campaign

Meant Harris. 

6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Regarding the debate talk;  Donald has laid down a marker:

 

 

 

 

Such a pussy. I can't wait till he starts whining about how unfair the Radical Left was to Sleepy Joe Biden. 

Good call, Joe. Well done.

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Wrong thread and board, but it works.

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 Cooper + the very very controversial GOP governor nominee could just push Biden over. 

Democrat have been continuously fucking up federal races in NC since Obama won in '08. My bar for thinking they would be decisive favorites there is... Quite high at this point.

17 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Biden has endorsed Harris. Just came across my email.

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Perhaps I'm just programmed to think the worst of Americans, but I worry him being Jewish could be an issue.

There is a 100% chance that GQP brains are going to be broken as they simultaneously shout about how much they love Israel and fuck Hamas and if you have even a shred of empathy for Palestinian civilians you’re an anti-Semite….but also the Dems are controlled by a (((globalist cabal))) and Jews will not replace us.
They’re going to try to be pro-Israel, anti-Palestinian, anti-semites. Let’s sit back and watch.
Elon out here rage posting like a Surly game thread

If something makes Elon irrationally angry, there’s a 100% chance that thing makes the world better. I want to see him fucking stroke out in a full-on racist rage. Use the hard R, Elon…you know you want to. Can’t un-south Africa a white South African.
Brain has to be broken--then it's hi-larious.  Look at it from the lens of a Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, or sloping forehead types--see, Kamala is a woman and she's running for president so sexualizing her is instantly funny for RW grab 'em by the pussy christian types.  

They can’t help themselves. Nominate a woman, their misogyny busts through like a flash flood. They’ll run every misogynist play in the book.
I hope they do. Motivate the shit out of women to turn out. It’s really key.
1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

And they're going to demand that Biden resign the Presidency.  If he's unfit to run, he's unfit to serve, etc.

I just don’t see anyone spending time on this.  The attorneys for the Trump campaign are going to remind Trump that he’s successfully avoided federal prosecution for three years and he thinks he’s going to get action on something this hazy and of this magnitude in three months?

10 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Weren’t the Republicans breaking Grindr in Milwaukee? I’m pretty sure cocks weren’t sucking themselves.

Don't y'all get it? It's funny because she's a woman (innuendo) and black (banana) - the right is getting better at comedy!1!1!1

These people, I swear to god.

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The great replacement theory people will let their freak flags fully fly for all to see. This is so much better than them staying in the shadows. This is what America needs to see. This is how we have the reckoning this nation has been needing since Obama left office. Let is all come out. Our country needs it to happen. 

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