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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I wonder if there is enough material out there to make a compilation of embarrassing shit that Trump has done in public?

2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I just don’t see anyone spending time on this.  The attorneys for the Trump campaign are going to remind Trump that he’s successfully avoided federal prosecution for three years and he thinks he’s going to get action on something this hazy and of this magnitude in three months?

Republicans tho

Just now, Horn Dogg said:

I wonder if there is enough material out there to make a compilation of embarrassing shit that Trump has done in public?

Or racist and sexist dog whistles that he's thrown out. 

State chairs are meeting now. Tn chair was the first to go all in 

allegedly 

1 hour ago, Texaus said:

Trump getting beat down by a black woman is a wet dream. But you know what also will make me happy when she wins? That Alan Lictman asshole being wrong.

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3 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I just don’t see anyone spending time on this.  The attorneys for the Trump campaign are going to remind Trump that he’s successfully avoided federal prosecution for three years and he thinks he’s going to get action on something this hazy and of this magnitude in three months?

Mrs. Thomas will text her husband, and this shit will be fast-tracked.

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16 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

 

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It’s called sarcasm 

That was some obvious sarcasm. Funny though.

17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

This isn't it at all.  She has long been accused of trading sex for an assistant DA appointment from Willie Brown.  It's why I alluded to the "whore" slur that's about to be resurrected (in addition to the obvious "black" and "woman" slurs).

Oh so it’s even dumber than I though

 

 

52 minutes ago, Constant said:

Can Kamala even golf? What will Trump’s #1 critique be if it’s not about her golf handicap?

 

We know the answer.

That she has smaller tits than him 

4 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I wonder if there is enough material out there to make a compilation of embarrassing shit that Trump has done in public?

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Harris’ mom was born in India and her dad in Jamaica. How much you want to bet that Trump throws out a tweet that some are questioning Harris’ exact birthplace.  “People are talking…”

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18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Regarding the debate talk;  Donald has laid down a marker:

 

 

 

 

Slopadopolus is strong to quite strong 

Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Harris’ mom was born in India and her dad in Jamaica. How much you want to bet that Trump throws out a tweet that some are questioning her exact birthplace.  

Let him. It would be a great way for her to point out one of the Project 2025 items is to remove birthright citizenship, something Vance's wife also has. 

7 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Democrat have been continuously fucking up federal races in NC since Obama won in '08. My bar for thinking they would be decisive favorites there is... Quite high at this point.

NC gives you so new many paths: (I always keep NV in the Dem tally)

Win NC, you can lose PA, AZ and GA if you win MI/WI

Win NC, you can lose AZ, GA and WI if you win PA 

Win NC, and AZ, and you only need 2/3 blue wall states 

 

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Oh so it’s even dumber than I though

 

 

It’s ALWAYS dumber than you think 

To every person asking "what if Trump says this racist/sexist thing?"...I fucking hope he does. Re-introduce the disgusting behavior of Trump and the GOP to Americans.  Bring it out in the open. We will win if they do. 

 

I’m unclear how I contribute to Kamala’s campaign. I don’t find a website other than Biden’s. 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

NC gives you so new many paths: (I always keep NV in the Dem tally)

Win NC, you can lose PA, AZ and GA if you win MI/WI

Win NC, you can lose AZ, GA and WI if you win PA 

Win NC, and AZ, and you only need 2/3 blue wall states 

 

You can also go via the traditional blue wall path (+NC) or the sunbelt path (NC, GA, AZ)

Just now, Dbeasy said:

I’m unclear how I contribute to Kamala’s campaign. I don’t find a website other than Biden’s. 

That money goes to her. 

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

To every person asking "what if Trump says this racist/sexist thing?"...I fucking hope he does. Re-introduce the disgusting behavior of Trump and the GOP to Americans.  Bring it out in the open. We will win if they do. 

Not if, but when.

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

To every person asking "what if Trump says this racist/sexist thing?"...I fucking hope he does. Re-introduce the disgusting behavior of Trump and the GOP to Americans.  Bring it out in the open. We will win if they do. 

 

Yep. They’ve seemingly forgotten. Let the GOP remind them 

$15m+ in 3 hours, from the last thing I’ve seen 

 

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 



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And here we … go
20 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

you might want to read the news from a few hours ago, there have been some minor changes with the Biden campaign

What news? 

14 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I wonder if there is enough material out there to make a compilation of embarrassing shit that Trump has done in public?

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Donald: I demand the debate be held on Fox News! 

Kamala:

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

$15m+ in 3 hours, from the last thing I’ve seen 

 

immamac isn’t impressed

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

NC gives you so new many paths: (I always keep NV in the Dem tally)

Win NC, you can lose PA, AZ and GA if you win MI/WI

Win NC, you can lose AZ, GA and WI if you win PA 

Win NC, and AZ, and you only need 2/3 blue wall states 

 

I know that, I'm just saying I think the idea that Roy Cooper is going to be worth several points in NC is dubious. I actually do think I'd pick him though. Even assuming it does not fundamentally change the race in NC, I think he's a good a pick as any to court independent/moderates and the potential cost of picking him is the lowest. Most other names floated have a tangible downside or don't have any in-state upside. 

Shaprio is really the only other name I'd consider, but he's actually quite valuable as an above-replacement value Governor of PA. Holding that position is going to be absolutely vital if Harris loses in November and you want Shaprio on the ballot, without the stain of losing the state as a VP candidate.

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My god they are flailing. You love to see it. 

 

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My god they are flailing. You love to see it. 

 

1.) What?

2.) Your base doesn't know what a good chunk of those words mean.

3.) Those that do will revert to point 1.

The GOP really believed Biden wouldn’t step down as the nominee. They weren’t prepared 

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I was on the fence on whether Biden stays in or make a change to Kamala was a better chance for winning in Nov. I could see pros and cons on both sides (sorry for that phrase). Now that it’s done, and Biden seems to have done it in as gracious a way that could be done, I can’t even put into words how energized I feel by this news.

Thanks Joe — for bearing that asshole in ‘20 and now for thinking of the country first and standing aside so Kamala can deliver the knockout blow in ‘24!

Let’s fucking go!

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Shapiro endorses Kamala

56 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yeah that's going to happen, you syrup eating dildo. 

what's wrong with eating syrup?

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I was on the fence on whether Biden stays in or make a change to Kamala was a better chance for winning in Nov. I could see pros and cons on both sides (sorry for that phrase). Now that it’s done, and Biden seems to have done it in as gracious a way that could be done, I can’t even put into words how energized I feel by this news.

Thanks Joe — for bearing that asshole in ‘20 and now for thinking of the country first and standing aside so Kamala can deliver the knockout blow in ‘24!

Let’s fucking go!

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Shapiro endorses Kamala

Agree with every single point you made in that post. Every single one. LFG indeed! 

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what's wrong with eating syrup?

It’s better than jelly.

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My god they are flailing. You love to see it. 

 

Omg she’s an atheist communist AND believes in the occult. 
 

Swing voters are going to buy that for sure 

All you need to know is 99% of it is dreadfully unfunny.
It's the comedy stylings of a middle school bully that never got his comeuppance yet became an "adult."

"gay"
"you do oral sex; oral sex is gross.'
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The GOP really believed Biden wouldn’t step down as the nominee. They weren’t prepared 

I could see being unprepared for one of the major governors or someone out of left field... But the sitting Vice President for the 81 year old POTUS? This is the best they have after the past few weeks?

I'm sure it'll fine tune but I am not impressed. Democrats can win this.

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Shapiro endorses Kamala

A big thing is not many of the non KH names have been nationally vetted. Good chance to let her team privately vet them 

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The GOP really believed Biden wouldn’t step down as the nominee. They weren’t prepared 

They've really teed up the hits for the fringes of their base.

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I was on the fence on whether Biden stays in or make a change to Kamala was a better chance for winning in Nov. I could see pros and cons on both sides (sorry for that phrase). Now that it’s done, and Biden seems to have done it in as gracious a way that could be done, I can’t even put into words how energized I feel by this news.

Thanks Joe — for bearing that asshole in ‘20 and now for thinking of the country first and standing aside so Kamala can deliver the knockout blow in ‘24!

Let’s fucking go!

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Shapiro endorses Kamala

 

2 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Agree with every single point you made in that post. Every single one. LFG indeed! 

me too, i couldn't even pretend to know which was the better option. but...i can now say i'm feeling much more optimistic than i was this time yesterday.

i made a point of watching FOX news for a while earlier...i think seeing their reaction along with that of DT and others...yeah, i'm feeling pretty good about it now. 

20 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

It’s ALWAYS dumber than you think 

this really should be the 24 GQP campaign slogan. 

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I could see being unprepared for one of the major governors or someone out of left field... But the sitting Vice President for the 81 year old POTUS? This is the best they have after the past few weeks?

I'm sure it'll fine tune but I am not impressed. Democrats can win this.

Their point of reference is Trump and he wouldn’t do this in a million years. They assumed Biden would hang on until the election or failing that destroy his party upon being forced out. 

17 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

 


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And here we … go

 

 

Only an incel would think that's a negative.

She already had my vote, but now... 

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2 hours ago, Blotto said:

I'm lamenting the loss of the "prepare your anus" rep right about now. 

We also desperately need an eye roll rep.

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Their point of reference is Trump and he wouldn’t do this in a million years. They assumed Biden would hang on until the election or failing that destroy his party upon being forced out. 

This. Trump wouldn’t back out at any cost. That was their assumption, that Joe was exactly the same 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The GOP really believed Biden wouldn’t step down as the nominee. They weren’t prepared 

You are correct, but it makes sense. Republicans are cowards. In a few months they allowed a conman shitbag to completely take over their party. They talked the talk at first, but bent the knee the minute things got tough. They don't know what it means to show conviction and to do the right thing. 

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