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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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What? The guy who said Joe Biden should drop out now wants to run for president now that Joe Biden has done what he asks? No one could've seen this coming. 

I actually think Manchin will do everyone the service that's needed which is to be the sacrificial lamb to be served up for Kamala to get the nomination through an actual primary where she's not the only candidate. 

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35 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
1 hour ago, mdmost said:
The great replacement theory people will let their freak flags fully fly for all to see. This is so much better than them staying in the shadows. This is what America needs to see. This is how we have the reckoning this nation has been needing since Obama left office. Let is all come out. Our country needs it to happen. 

You clearly don't travel through rural Texas or the Coast. They are loudly flying their freak flags and running their mouths openly.

Ah you mean all those people who never see all the people that terrify them so much. I'm talking about the people in cities and suburbs who need to show their true selves. 

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CBS News reported that Joe Manchin is considering re-registering as a Democrat to challenge Harris or whomever else might come out as a potential nominee in order to try to bring the party to the center. Said he’s not sure yet but he’s considering it.

I say go fuck yourself, Manchin. You just want to kill any climate initiatives. 

Seriously, is the R’s social media team even awake, not one Soros blast ??

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27 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Full aggy 

Yeah think off all those venues that Trump never paid that would have been made whole had he never had to do rallies there against Crooked Joe Biden. 

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hoisted on their own dotard a bit.

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2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

CBS News reported that Joe Manchin is considering re-registering as a Democrat to challenge Harris or whomever else might come out as a potential nominee in order to try to bring the party to the center. Said he’s not sure yet but he’s considering it.

I say go fuck yourself, Manchin. You just want to kill any climate initiatives. 

All Dems hate that guy 

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The fact that radical republicans are angry at this tells me all I need to know.

Fox News is hilarious right now with Laura INgrapmachqpaham and her lip fillers having absolutely nothing

Then this:

 

One reason I'm excited by Kamala is that I just know that somehow, somewhere a geriatric Trump will make some sort of misogynistic or racist remark that will backfire on him spectacularly with women and/or African Americans. 

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

One reason I'm excited by Kamala is that I just know that somehow, somewhere a geriatric Trump will make some sort of misogynistic or racist remark that will backfire on him spectacularly with women and/or African Americans. 

Right, this is very different from saying something about Hillary who people didn't really like. Please pleas please pull out the DEI stuff with a woman who's credentials would make Trump look like the moron he is. 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My god they are flailing. You love to see it. 

 

That seems way out of James Lipton’s usual lane to me…

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

All Dems hate that guy 

Yeah, I expect they’d tell him to go fuck himself too. 

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

One reason I'm excited by Kamala is that I just know that somehow, somewhere a geriatric Trump will make some sort of misogynistic or racist remark that will backfire on him spectacularly with women and/or African Americans. 

 

Suddenly?

 

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

One reason I'm excited by Kamala is that I just know that somehow, somewhere a geriatric Trump will make some sort of misogynistic or racist remark that will backfire on him spectacularly with women and/or African Americans. 

Finally, Trump will make a misstep and say something overtly racist and/or misogynistic. 

Just learned that both Mark Kelly's parents were police officers.  "You say you're the party of law and order?  Both my parents were cops."

 

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is badass I want to vote for this

 

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Just now, troph said:

So I’m confused … her phrase “what can be, unburdened by what has been” is satanic? I mean I kinda think it means a black woman can be POTUS? And that the phrase can be used as inspiration for anyone looking to break through discrimination. Am I wrong? 

She's a black woman. That's Satan to some scared white nutbars. 

Manchin is basically THAT dude that sees a Black woman moving up and thinks, by default, he is the better option

1 minute ago, troph said:

So I’m confused … her phrase “what can be, unburdened by what has been” is satanic? I mean I kinda think it means a black woman can be POTUS? And that the phrase can be used as inspiration for anyone looking to break through discrimination. Am I wrong? 

These people are psychotic religious zealots.  Don't try to understand.  They are broken humans.

Just now, naija said:

Manchin is basically THAT dude that sees a Black woman moving up and thinks, by default, he is the better option

Again, he's the perfect asshole we need right now. He's the perfect thing to use to demonstrate to the middle and the enthusiastic just who is trying to keep Trump in office.

Newsom endorsed Kamala according to CBS. 

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Imagine you are 12… and sexist… and racist.  

So Elon?

5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Finally, Trump will make a misstep and say something overtly racist and/or misogynistic. 

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You know what would just make this the best, an interest rate cut by the Fed at the end of the month. 

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I usually wait until after the convention to donate, but I just donated $47. 

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14 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is badass I want to vote for this

 

Well shit, she has my vote. Me and my fellow Satanists have been working very hard to keep all books in schools and keep women's rights intact. Let's fucking go!

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Radical republican “attacks”

- she laughs too much

- she was the girlfriend of Montel Williams in the 2000s

- it’s a “coup” (and NOW radical republicans give a shit about democracy when they keep wrongly telling us we are a republic?)

- she looks embarrassing

 

 

They are scared and mad and I’m here for it

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I used to love watching the McLaughlin Group in the '80s and '90s but toward the end of his run he was constantly coming up with faux outrage stuff only inside-the-Beltway people cared about because the rich people he knew asked him to talk about it.  

For some reason this tweet reminded me of that.  Totally, "who gives a fuck" territory and yet these idiots think it is.

2 hours ago, Enchubben said:

“I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been, ya know?” Put it on the tshirts 

Shitty post, but irregardless, why am I the one who has to do this?

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Surly is slipping. 

Just now, Pancho said:

Radical republican “attacks”

- she laughs too much

- she was the girlfriend of Montel Williams in the 2000s

- it’s a “coup” (and NOW radical republicans give a shit about democracy when they keep wrongly telling us we are a republic?)

- she looks embarrassing

 

 

They are scared and mad and I’m here for it

I love the coup line. So easy to say "oh you guys want to see what a real coup is, because we have footage of one from 2021 that involved the person I'm running against". 

I love this. It changes everything about this race. It puts Trump on the defensive. It makes the right lash out like the angry fuckwits they are. They could've just sat back and not done much to win. Now, they have to retool all of it. They're going to hit her with things that will probably have an impact. But then you get to punch right back even harder. 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Radical republican “attacks”

- she laughs too much

- she was the girlfriend of Montel Williams in the 2000s

- it’s a “coup” (and NOW radical republicans give a shit about democracy when they keep wrongly telling us we are a republic?)

- she looks embarrassing

 

 

They are scared and mad and I’m here for it

They are desperate and pathetic but I would not trust them to know what the fucking fuck they think they know is happening

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