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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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9 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Who wants to join me in manufacturing plastic MAGA straws?

You sonofabitch, I am in. Let's go get rich.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

People are excited again 

I haven’t fapped this much since the Big XII championship game in December.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

That's huge 

This should be over by Friday. Only selfish assholes who are soon to be unemployed dinosaurs like Manchin want to hold this up. 

26 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

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Damn that's good

34 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Don't shoot the messenger:

 

 

NO

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Time to cover Joe as a victory lap. All the good headlines

 

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The speed at which the Dems have unified behind KH in the last 6 hours is amazing. Haven’t been so united since Super Tuesday 2020

That + the fundraising in the last 6 hours bodes well. People are excited again 

 

Iv’e been saying on this website for weeks that this campaign needs a shot in the arm, needs enthusiasm because it’s dark right now. As much as I love Uncle Joe, I knew it was time for him to step aside and I know Kamala is a risk but I just felt like someone like her to would generate buzz and coalescing. I think it was seeing the increase in k-hive and coconut things on social media. It just felt like this was the best route. 

It really, really feels like the dems, this campaign, and voters have had 4 Red Bulls before their first mimosa at the tailgate on the first Saturday of college football

Just now, immamac said:

Almost 3M to 15M to below 👇 👇 👇 👇 

And now they are over 30M+. 

That's impressive. 3M is bullshit. Stand by my post. 

42m now 

6 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

lol what the fuck is going on?

The only thing that could make this day more bizarre, is a bad_teammate post

8 minutes ago, troph said:

Alright, look I was pissed about a lot of things and I’m still sad we don’t get a Biden second term but my biggest fear is we would lose to Trump. I’m still not happy about the way some of it went down, but…

 

I can give shout outs to folks (you know who you are) and say I was wrong you were right.
 

I truly thought this was going to just keep spiraling down the tubes and frankly early this morning it looked like it was. Yeah he had to go and I resented having him forced into that place and maybe it was required but I didn’t like it. I don’t think he did either. But Biden did a remarkable thing today and I salute him and I salute the Party for coalescing around Kamala quickly.  And as I said any remaining grievances I’d drop as soon as he dropped out. 
 

I was wrong based out of fear of a bigger clusterfuck which was entirely possible. Fear ain’t no way to go through life. 
 

today has been a very good day.


long way until Nov 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Weird. 3M seems really like a bullshit unimpressive number right about now. I bet it's 20x by the end of the night. 

It was 3m very quickly after Biden announced. It’s been flying upwards since. It’s great, so much enthusiasm 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

MSNBC saying source is telling them she will have the delegates necessary by Wednesday 

Souf Carolina just came out and gave their delegates to Harris to match with UTjr and UGA

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

MSNBC saying source is telling them she will have the delegates necessary by Wednesday 

Souf Carolina just came out and gave their delegates to Harris to match with UTjr and UGA

NC too. 

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i can't believe the democratic party actually managed to pull this off lol

 

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I think we are on pace to beat the largest single day total on Act Blue, which was the day after RBG died (73m), considering it’s at 47m 7 hours later 

Gen Z - locked and loaded 

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Gen Z - locked and loaded 

 

Had to get some assistance from my 17 year old on this one. 

29 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Biden’s timing was excellent. He let the GOP attack him at their convention all week and he’s not running now.

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I was wrong too.

Or as Trump would say, "Thhhuuu..."

 

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You guys, I just read some disturbing news. There is evidence that 8 of the first 9 presidents of the United States were not born as American citizens. 

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Had to get some assistance from my 17 year old on this one. 

That's not very radical of you

 

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Had to get some assistance from my 17 year old on this one. 

My 12 year old did not help me with this one. Wat??? Need help.

-She wasn't born in Oakland, she was born in Auckland!  Check her birth certificate! 

-Joe needs to do just three things on a loop.  Take a victory lap, campaign for Harris, and claim Presidential Immunity while he lays waste to Trump and his minions for the next 6 months.  

-What the fuck with this weird mis-reading of the 12th?  We've had plenty of current VP's simultaneously run for President/their Party's nomination (perhaps not this close to the general, but certainly before it).  Just as the original constructionists framed it, Justices Thomas, Alito, et. al.  Maybe you've heard of John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, George Clinton (didn't clinch), Martin Van Buren (much respect #8), John Breckenridge, Charles Fairbanks (didn't clinch), Thomas Marshall, John Nance Garner (didn't clinch), Henry Wallace, Alben Barkley (didn't clinch), Richard Nixon, Hubert Humphrey, and Al Gore.  All were serving as VP when they campaigned to earn their party's nomination for POTUS before their respective conventions.  All but 2 of them, after the 12th was ratified in 1804.  and yet, MAGA is just baffled how this could possibly be allowed?  The federal 2-name ticket for POTUS/VP has a separate set of rules that have been tested for over 200 years with no issues.  Closest we got was Ford moving in for Agnew and then right into Nixon's spot.  Even then 65% of America was cool with it until he pardoned Nixon.  

-How many MAGA family conference calls are happening tonight around the dinner table, "You know Chuck, as a student of history...this is the first of its kind slap to the fact of the American people.  Democrats oughta be ashamed!"  

 

3 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

My 12 year old did not help me with this one. Wat??? Need help.

 

6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Had to get some assistance from my 17 year old on this one. 

 

Confused? For those of you who are not chronically online, we can clue you in to the phenomenon that has taken over pop listeners since the release of Charli XCX’s album "BRAT" on June 7, which has fans declaring this is a "Brat summer." USA TODAY called the album an embrace of “a hot-mess pop star aesthetic, prioritizing club culture at its core but still offering introspective lyrics on aging, womanhood, grief and anxiety.” That's a good starting place to understanding what this trend is all about.

In a TikTok interview, Charli XCX broke down her definition of the word "brat": “You are just that girl who is a little messy and maybe says dumb things sometimes, who feels herself but then also maybe has a breakdown but parties through it. It is honest, blunt and a little bit volatile. That’s Brat.”

What is a brat summer?

Brat summer is the lifestyle associated with being a "brat," and not in the way you may think. Charli XCX fans aren't throwing tantrums like a badly behaved child; being a brat to them means indulging in pleasure and not concerning yourself with societal expectations. Rather than conforming to the status quo − on matters of aging, clean living or etiquette − brats focus more on having fun, embracing their community and unapologetically embracing individuality. 

 

 

 

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