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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#14002
5 minutes ago, Js1 said:
On the heels of Harris' announcement, Donna Brazile, Reps. Jasmine Crockett and Joyce Beatty are leading a call w/ @WinWithBLKWomen now but had to end it to update and increase the call's capacity. The invitation was extended to professional women, Greek sorority members, & more

 


joe was all about BBB (build back better). 
 

jasmine’s BBBBB (bleach blonde bad built butch body) is the real shit this election. 

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#14003

#truth 

MAGA and Donald Trump will not be able to resist their natural tendency to attack Harris with racism and misogyny. In the end, it will be their undoing.

 

#14004
28 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

MAGA now on Twitter saying that Kamala can't legitimately claim to be part black because her mother is from India and her father is Jamaican. 

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#14005
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

#truth 

MAGA and Donald Trump will not be able to resist their natural tendency to attack Harris with racism and misogyny. In the end, it will be their undoing.

 

Oh you know Trump is gonna call her Obamala at least once 

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#14006

I just opened this thread not knowing what had happened. I'm relieved and encouraged.

All those voters (many young who would vote against Trump) have been unhappy with the choice between two old men. They've got a point. Surely this will charge them up.

Harris has not been my favorite, but I think she's fine as a candidate. I hope Trump calls her a nasty woman should he have the balls to debate her.

I'll also say thank you to Joe Biden. He was the only thing between consecutive Trump terms. He also led well. It's a shame age caught up with him, but what a ride late in life: President of the United States.

I don't think the move will attract many white male voters, but hell, they have me.

#14007
1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I was wrong too.

Or as Trump would say, "Thhhuuu..."

 

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goddamn, sometimes I wish we had a limited number of "double reps" we could hand out.

I had forgotten all about that. And thats the thing with Trump, he's such a fucking stupid buffoon, there's another  200 bizarre anecdotes I'm sure I have forgotten. Nothing but bangers from that weirdo.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Somebody should do a proper video mashup of that song, highlighting Kamala with rhythm juxtaposed with old ass Diaper Don executing his double jackoff extravaganza. Bonus points if they could get whoever released that godawful song to come out with a new version with Stormy Daniels in the video lip syncing short dick man everytime the lyric came up. Trump would go fucking insane if that went viral. 

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#14008
35 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

MAGA now on Twitter saying that Kamala can't legitimately claim to be part black because her mother is from India and her father is Jamaican. 


pulling the black card is not a good idea for maga gqp cult 

#14009
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

#truth 

MAGA and Donald Trump will not be able to resist their natural tendency to attack Harris with racism and misogyny. In the end, it will be their undoing.

 

I hope that's true, but the deplorables will still be there somehow keeping the race close when this shouldn't even be a race at all.

But, baby steps. If Trump loses and passes into a final grift and maybe jail, what next? I'm not optimistic we'll see someone from that side who is any better.

#14011

I don’t even think she plays golf!

Kellyanne: She does not speak well. She does not work hard. She should not be the standard-bearer for the party.

 

#14012
Just now, 4th&Five said:

I don’t even think she plays golf!

Kellyanne: She does not speak well. She does not work hard. She should not be the standard-bearer for the party.

 

The audacity of the Crypt Keeper saying someone else doesn’t work hard. 

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#14013

"Last Week Tonight" returns from its break this evening. They had better not have pre-recorded it yesterday.

#14014

This play by the R’s that she was in on his incapacity hopefully falls on deaf ears.  It’s not like he’s some dementia addled old man wandering the neighborhood in his underwear.  He is simply acknowledging that the path forward for the party, and the defeat of Trump, is not with him at the helm.  Should be an easy point to quash.

#14015

I expect Tx / Fl to be leading the way here. God help us if it lands in front of the illegitimate Supreme Court …..

TAPPER: When some states tried to disqualify Trump from the ballot, you said every American registered to vote should not be denied the right to support him. Could it not be argued that voters also have a right to vote for who the Dems nominate?JOHNSON: It's apples to oranges

 

#14016
1 minute ago, bolverk said:

"Last Week Tonight" returns from its break this evening. They had better not have pre-recorded it yesterday.

Pretty sure they did 

#14017
2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I don’t even think she plays golf!

Kellyanne: She does not speak well. She does not work hard. She should not be the standard-bearer for the party.

 


 

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#14018
2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I don’t even think she plays golf!

Kellyanne: She does not speak well. She does not work hard. She should not be the standard-bearer for the party.

 

That’s FUCKING rich. 
 

Unrelated:

Biden endorsed his VP to be president.Trump tried to kill his.

 

#14019

Mike Johnson:  It's cocks to dicks.  It's boners to throbbers.  It's totally different!  Excuse me for about twenty seconds.

#14020
"Last Week Tonight" returns from its break this evening. They had better not have pre-recorded it yesterday.

I don’t think they can pivot this fast but I guess we will see.

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#14021
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

I expect Tx / Fl to be leading the way here. God help us if it lands in front of the illegitimate Supreme Court …..

TAPPER: When some states tried to disqualify Trump from the ballot, you said every American registered to vote should not be denied the right to support him. Could it not be argued that voters also have a right to vote for who the Dems nominate?JOHNSON: It's apples to oranges

 

The Texas deadline is like late August. 

#14022
38 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

MAGA now on Twitter saying that Kamala can't legitimately claim to be part black because her mother is from India and her father is Jamaican. 

Back in 1960s Selma at the burger joint right across the bridge, her not-quite-black self would find a window placed there for her convenience so she wouldn't have to feel uncomfortable ordering inside with the white people.

#14023
24 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Can you imagine. 
 

I don’t know. I can imagine a lot. 

25 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

can sort of get this in the abstract, but where do you think Kamala Harris is going to significantly veer from the Biden administration's policy agenda?

In the plastic straw space. 

#14024
2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This play by the R’s that she was in on his incapacity hopefully falls on deaf ears.  It’s not like he’s some dementia addled old man wandering the neighborhood in his underwear.  He is simply acknowledging that the path forward for the party, and the defeat of Trump, is not with him at the helm.  Should be an easy point to quash.

It will play to their zombies. They're lost causes. Anybody who doubted Biden who matters only started doing so seriously after the debate.

#14027
40 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can the party refuse to accept manchin’s application?

At minimum they should require that he make a substantial donation to the general election fund. 

#14029

Oh yeah he’s unhinged and rattled. They did not want this at all 

#14030

Fox has their election pro on now saying this is against the rules as he understands them. Not against the law…the rules as he understands them. 
 

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#14031
Just now, Da Fino said:

Fox has their election pro on now saying this is against the rules as he understands them. Not against the law…the rules as he understands them. 
 

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Marc Elias will eat this man alive. And he knows all the rules and laws. The rules of a private organization, mind you. 

#14032
10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I don’t even think she plays golf!

Kellyanne: She does not speak well. She does not work hard. She should not be the standard-bearer for the party.

 

Calling her lazy already.

That didn't take long.

 

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#14035
1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

Fox has their election pro on now saying this is against the rules as he understands them. Not against the law…the rules as he understands them. 
 

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I thought we fought the Revolution so we wouldn't have to listen to Prussian ventriloquists' dummies.

#14036
Fox has their election pro on now saying this is against the rules as he understands them. Not against the law…the rules as he understands them. 
 
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That may be, literally… the most punchable face, I have ever seen.
#14037
2 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Fox has their election pro on now saying this is against the rules as he understands them. Not against the law…the rules as he understands them. 
 

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#14038
2 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Fox has their election pro on now saying this is against the rules as he understands them. Not against the law…the rules as he understands them. 
 

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Do they blow up into funny shapes and stuff?

#14039
3 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Fox has their election pro on now saying this is against the rules as he understands them. Not against the law…the rules as he understands them. 
 

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#14040
12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I don’t even think she plays golf!

Kellyanne: She does not speak well. She does not work hard. She should not be the standard-bearer for the party.

 

That soulless cunt hit two racist stereotypes. She is a pollster by trade. I guess that’s the poll tested Bat Signal to a group they want to mobilize?

#14043
47 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

MAGA now on Twitter saying that Kamala can't legitimately claim to be part black because her mother is from India and her father is Jamaican. 

Friday lunch, I was eating a plate of enchiladas at the Molina's bar trying hard to ignore a group of MAGA debating who would replace Biden if he stepped down, when I foolishly interjected with my view that the democrats had no option other than Harris.  My theory was that it is impossible for any democrat to win without large turnout from Black women and that throwing Harris under the bus would alienate black women.  Their immediate response was that Harris is not black.  I recognized my foolishness at attempting to have an intelligent conversation with them and returned to my enchiladas, which slammed.

#14044

Now Steve Scalise is saying this is going to be Michele Obama’s race because Obama hasn’t endorsed Kamala. 

#14046
31 minutes ago, Pancho said:

We gripe about the short time frame, but I think Pelosi played this perfectly. we might lose, but damn, I haven’t seen energy like this since 2007,


Yup. And something big HAD to be done because the election was lost. This might turn out to be the wrong move, but at least it was A move.

The fact that Republicans are screaming tells you that they know this is huge.

 

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#14048
1 minute ago, Tonesky said:

Friday lunch, I was eating a plate of enchiladas at the Molina's bar trying hard to ignore a group of MAGA debating who would replace Biden if he stepped down, when I foolishly interjected with my view that the democrats had no option other than Harris.  My theory was that it is impossible for any democrat to win without large turnout from Black women and that throwing Harris under the bus would alienate black women.  Their immediate response was that Harris is not black.  I recognized my foolishness at attempting to have an intelligent conversation with them and returned to my enchiladas, which slammed.

Never get in a shit-slingin contest with chimps.

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#14049
“Hey, let’s switch our taping day to Saturday, no big news ever happens on a Sunday afternoon.”

 

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