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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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8 minutes ago, texhorn said:


That may be, literally… the most punchable face, I have ever seen.

Looks like he’s already been punched in the face a few times

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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That seems like a lot.

But still not enough to buy out Jimbo.

12 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Fox has their election pro on now saying this is against the rules as he understands them. Not against the law…the rules as he understands them. 
 

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wasn't he a Bond villain?

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Lizards?


old news, they’re already here 

 

 


 

please make it happen 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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13 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Fox has their election pro on now saying this is against the rules as he understands them. Not against the law…the rules as he understands them. 
 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Want to mention what they said, so I can confirm they are correct?

A few years ago, I had to research the meaning of a brat. I'm not sure if the current meaning is a derivative of that meaning but in polite society I'll just pretend not to know.

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

old news, they’re already here 

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17 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It will play to their zombies. They're lost causes. Anybody who doubted Biden who matters only started doing so seriously after the debate.

But the zombies are lost anyway.  But who cares?  
 

What I need to hear from her is what is she going to DO?  She can’t be only “ she’s not Trump.”  Biden was that.  She has to be FOR something.  If she’s just the alternative to Trump, that’s not enough to win.  Get him on the debate stage.  That’s my opinion.

Phbt

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I respect Jim Clyburn, but gotdamned he’s older than Biden. Plz also retire. 

A few years ago, I had to research the meaning of a brat. I'm not sure if the current meaning is a derivative of that meaning but in polite society I'll just pretend not to know.

Side note - skibbity toilet means “cool shit”
9 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

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200 people rep this stuff.  We have our idiots here, but they don’t typically get 200 likes. 
 

don’t like the coup? Vote against it in November. That’s not a formula for the most foolproof coup. 

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

But the zombies are lost anyway.  But who cares?  
 

What I need to hear from her is what is she going to DO?  She can’t be only “ she’s not Trump.”  Biden was that.  She has to be FOR something.  If she’s just the alternative to Trump, that’s not enough to win.  Get him on the debate stage.  That’s my opinion.

It was enough in 2020.  Nobody gave a shit about Biden.  

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LOL

And this

 

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Yeah, Donald Trump prolly shoulda skipped that debate.

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

200 people rep this stuff.  We have our idiots here, but they don’t typically get 200 likes. 

Don't you have to buy stars? 

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4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

But the zombies are lost anyway.  But who cares?  
 

What I need to hear from her is what is she going to DO?  She can’t be only “ she’s not Trump.”  Biden was that.  She has to be FOR something.  If she’s just the alternative to Trump, that’s not enough to win.  Get him on the debate stage.  That’s my opinion.

The fact that she is not going to turn my daughters into handmaidens is the only thing I need to know that she is “FOR”. 

Just now, troph said:

My kids told me skibbity actually has no meaning. Gen z hating on gen alpha 

This makes me feel a hundred years old.

Thanks a lot.

48 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My parents are in red red red ruby red Gainesville/Cooke County….

They just texted to say they’ve donated to Harris. They haven’t donated since Beto and before that Obama. The canvassed in Gainesville for Uncle Joe, though. The n word was never uttered.

 

Kamala is an AKA. My sister is a Delta. If you know Black Greek Life, AKA’s HAAAAATE Deltas. But I can tell you, they are all coming together right now. Sis says her Delta chapter in Dallas is on board. 

 

We gripe about the short time frame, but I think Pelosi played this perfectly. we might lose, but damn, I haven’t seen energy like this since 2007,

Holy shit. My whole family is from Gainesville. Mom still lives there. 

6 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


Side note - skibbity toilet means “cool shit”

I know that one.

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37 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I don’t even think she plays golf!

 

She doesn't talk good and she's lazy. About a black person. I'm sure no underlying racism or anything 

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4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This makes me feel a hundred years old.

You shoulda thought about that before you let the vampire bite you.

8 minutes ago, troph said:

My kids told me skibbity actually has no meaning. Gen z hating on gen alpha 

I've had this conversation. I use it as cool and my kid's friends laugh but it was explained to me that it has no meaning. Then I tell them none of them are skibbity and they laugh more.

 

I knew my brother couldn't make it through the day without posting something sexist and he managed to pull through with only a couple hours to spare. Like clockwork.

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6 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

It’s almost like he enjoys opening himself up to bringing shame and embarrassment upon his wife. Can’t imagine what that’s about….

8 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

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16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Yeah, Donald Trump prolly shoulda skipped that debate.

Wish I could triple-rep this.

13 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 


Send Ted Cruz back to Canada and 100% he’s going to file something to the Supreme Court over all this

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This is the most rattled Maga's been since the refs allowed U.S. Grant to put too many men on the field.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Palmer Report:

Not to mention all the money and time spent attacking Biden last week.  

This is why you defer or play defense first when you win the toss.

How long does it take to reboot the Russian bot farms ?

This is why the R and Foxnews attacks are so lame. They need Putin’s help 

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10 minutes ago, F250 said:

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lulz. stupid fuck once again showing that terminal lung cancer is funnier than he is. old ass GQP trying to do the social media game never disappoints. 


old news, they’re already here 
 
 

 
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May be dinner time earlier than they thought

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58 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Fox has their election pro on now saying this is against the rules as he understands them. Not against the law…the rules as he understands them. 
 

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I could have a beer with this guy.

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


May be dinner time earlier than they thought

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they wanted sleepy joe out of the race, done 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Fresh cope from the Book

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legit hilarious 

2 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Fresh cope from the Book

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Skibbity toilet makes more sense than this meme.

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