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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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No way in hell that Trump debates Harris. No way, he’s dumb but not that dumb 

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Harris/Kelly major campaign event assignments:

Detroit: Eminem and Gretchen Whitmer

Atlanta: Beyoncé and Michelle Obama

Philly: Taylor Swift and Josh Shapiro

Milwaukee: George Clooney and Barack Obama

Charlotte: Bruce Springsteen and Roy Cooper

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

No way in hell that Trump debates Harris. No way, he’s dumb but not that dumb 

Then he's a fucking pussy for all to see. 

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Supreme Court has said that the President can do whatever the fuck they want  !

 

 

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Countdown to the Constitutional Crisis!!!!!! NO! ONE! named Kamala was specified by our Founding Fathers to be eligible to be president.

 

What happened to my country¿?¿?¿?¿?

6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I am laffing like a lil girl in a tutu!

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Had this saved in the draft folder.

 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Marc Elias will eat this man alive. And he knows all the rules and laws. The rules of a private organization, mind you. 

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At some point this fucker's face is going to pucker into itself. 

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

At some point this fucker's face is going to pucker into itself. 

It's like a talking hemorrhoid.

I’m just going to predict right now that when the first real polls come out around Thursday, a lot of people are going to be shocked.

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

 

I thought that, too. But then you look at his face and the name completely checks out.

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They haven’t told Trump yet that Harris will get the nomination.  Hahahahahaha

 

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

 

I looked the dude up because I wanted to know his nationality. Fuck me running, that windbag was born in huntsville, AL in 1959 with that name. I cant imagine the number of swirlies that poor bastard took growing up. 

I know some are saying Cooper and Kelly but Shapiro is the pick, if he wants it. PA is just too important to not pick Shapiro in hopes of delivering it. If whitmer can bring MI, Shapiro PA and the team works to keep VA, the election is over.

31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

No way in hell that Trump debates Harris. No way, he’s dumb but not that dumb 

He's also vain and sure he's the smartest guy in the world. If the polls show him losing ground, I think he'll insist.

That said, my predictions are the worst.

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I looked the dude up because I wanted to know his nationality. Fuck me running, that windbag was born in huntsville, AL in 1959 with that name. I cant imagine the number of swirlies that poor bastard took growing up. 

Young guy.

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I know some are saying Cooper and Kelly but Shapiro is the pick, if he wants it. PA is just too important to not pick Shapiro in hopes of delivering it. If whitmer can bring MI, Shapiro PA and the team works to keep VA, the election is over.


GA, AZ, NV will be hand to hand combat 

It won't happen, but Harris/Whitmer would delight me so much should they win. 

White man? Step aside. It's so fucking time.

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

They haven’t told Trump yet that Harris will get the nomination.  Hahahahahaha

 



Maybe the tangerine twatopotamus hasn't had time to fully assimilate and understand that new shit has come to light.  He is old and senile, you know. 

Trump struggles with strong women. He peed his pants every time he dealt the Nancy, and I heard Melania abuses him for sport.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


GA, AZ, NV will be hand to hand combat 

Trial by combat.

13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

 

Baron Von Taintstain

13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

 

He has a wife, you know...

16 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

 

Chest thump from the AL-7. Terri Sewell's mom was my librarian and her dad Coach Sewell tolerated me in lunch-study.

It won't happen, but Harris/Whitmer would delight me


Me too. That would be fun to watch.

Wait are we talking about the same thing..
23 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

 

Wasn't that the name of the Janitor in "UHF" movie played by Michael Richards?  

I know I repeat myself when I say that some of the worst MAGA people look like Thumbs to me.  Well Hans does not.  Hans looks like the ingrown nail of said thumb.  

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If it's Shapiro ... an African-Indian woman and a Jew will make MAGA heads explode.

Shapiro is a very, VERY smart cookie, and he's likeable.

The more I see of J.D. Vance the more I realize he's downright unlikeable. There's something creepy about him. 

SEC ! SEC ! SEC ! 
 

 

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2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Trying so hard not to drop the N bomb

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2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Trying so hard not to drop the N bomb

I saw the same thing from a Bama fan about Milroe after we beat them in Tuscaloosa.  He was so close. 

Damn Beyonce's mom looks like that?

Jay Z really is a goat investor

48 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Then he's a fucking pussy for all to see. 


 

😂😂😂😂

32 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I know some are saying Cooper and Kelly but Shapiro is the pick, if he wants it. PA is just too important to not pick Shapiro in hopes of delivering it. If whitmer can bring MI, Shapiro PA and the team works to keep VA, the election is over.

Shapiro is critical for PA and he’s a great speaker.

 


 

trump willl be making up imaginary numbers about imaginary calls, very very soon. 😂😂

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Shapiro is critical for PA and he’s a great speaker.

 

He sounds just like Obama. 

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

He sounds just like Obama. 

Probably wouldn't wear a dumb tan suit, though.

1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

Fresh cope from the Book

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So no chance of fraud now, therefore no accusations will be proffered?

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Below is a list of everything negative J.D. Vance has said about Donald Trump.  If I'm Kamala Harris, I'm having my team work up commercials that say things like "Donald Trump is unfit for office.  But don't take our word for it. Take the word of his running mate, J.D. Vance."   Or Donald Trump is America's Hitler. We didn't say that about him. His running mate did."  

This is seriously some easy, easy shit to use.  

“America’s Hitler”

In 2016, Vance sent a message to his law school roommate in which he wrote that he went “back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole…or that he’s America’s Hitler,” according to a screenshot shared by the former roommate in 2022.

A villain and a douche

In February 2016, Vance liked a tweet featuring a photo of Trump and O.J. Simpson that read, “Here is an old picture of one of USA’s most hated, villainous, douchey celebs. Also in picture: OJ Simpson.”

“Unfit” to be president

In an April 2016 op-ed for The New York Times, Vance wrote: “Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”

A total fraud

During a 2016 interview, Kentucky radio host Matt Jones told Vance: “I cannot stand Trump because I think he’s a fraud…I think he’s a total fraud that is exploiting these people.” Vance responded: “I do too…I don’t think he actually cares about folks.”

Stomach-churning, “noxious”

Speaking to NPR’s Terry Gross in August 2016, Vance said: “I think that I’m going to vote third party because I can’t stomach Trump. I think that he’s noxious and is leading the white working class to a very dark place.”

“Never Trump,” “never liked him”

“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy. I never liked him,” Vance told Charlie Rose in October 2016.

“Reprehensible”

That same month, Vance wrote on Twitter: “Trump makes people I care about afraid. Immigrants, Muslims, etc. Because of this I find him reprehensible. God wants better of us.”

An “idiot”

“My God what an idiot,” Vance wrote on Twitter, also in 2016, in reference to Trump.

“A moral disaster”

In 2017, Vance sent a message to a friend from law school discussing his opposition to the American Health Care Act, the legislation Republicans want to replace Obamacare. Discussing a possible future career as a senator, Vance wrote: “Can you imagine running as an anti-AHCA populist who thinks Trump is a moral disaster. Where’s my constituency?”

Serial sexual assault

After the Access Hollywood tape came out, Vance liked a tweet that read, “Maybe the Central Park 5 could take out a full-page ad to condemn the coddling of thug real estate barons who commit serial sexual assault.” (Trump famously took out full-page ads in four New York City newspapers, calling for the death penalty to be adopted in the state, following the 1989 rape of a jogger in Central Park; he never directly name-checked the group of young men dubbed the Central Park Five, who were later exonerated, but many believe he was quite obviously referring to them.)

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Lot of truth here ….

 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 


I've been thinking that Trump might actually quit.   Why?  1) He's a coward who can't stand blows to his ego. Losing to a black woman like Kamala Harris is more than he could take. It's best not to risk it.  2) I don't think he really WANTS to be President for any reason other than he wants to protect himself from prosecution. If he can be assured that a) he'll be given pardoned if a Republican wins and b) Republicans stand a better chance of winning with him NOT on the ticket then I could see that he would walk away 3) he's old and tired and probably more than anything wants to go somewhere, play golf, and live out the rest of his days.

 

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