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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

LOL this guy has zero juice.

 

Jesus what a fucking sad sack train wreck that guy is. The ultimate cooler. 

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6 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Look over there MAGA, CARAVANS

Right on Schedule.

I know it's weird, but I'm actually catching some Bob Dylan vibes there.

8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Been meaning to ask about how this would work. Would she actually certify or would that be cock gobblers responsibility due to the conflict of interest?

 

Lol Jake Tapper struggling to talk about Charlie xcx and brat

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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

LMAO. She went to HOWARD UNIVERSITY and looked like she played keys for Prince back in the day. Good luck with that, Erik 

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This look was my fucking jam back in the day. 

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6 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Jesus what a fucking sad sack train wreck that guy is. The ultimate cooler. 

I hate to be a bottle of ketchup in the room with Trump when he was watching this.

He's out here talking about DIET Mountain Dew trying to flash his Appalachian bona fides? Has he ever even had a rotten tooth pulled out of his head!? pfffffft

21 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, the Harris people are vetting McRaven? I can only get so erect.

There hasn’t been a list announced. There’s been speculation of the 4, and he’s not on that list of 4. I thought it was Bakari Sellers who brought up McRavens name last night. That’s the only time I’ve seen or heard his name mentioned.

Harris getting all this pub has to be absolutely driving Dotard insane.

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Just now, Ted Lange said:

Harris getting all this pub has to be absolutely driving Dotard insane.

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20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Like the swallows returning to Capistrano 

You.  Fucking.  DUMBASS.  It's the salmon that return to Capistrano.

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4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Media: GET JOE BIDEN OUT OF THIS RACE

Also media: NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Yep. Maddening.

Afghanistan coverage was another glaring example of the opinion template too many columnists use.

You gotta get out of Afghanistan. It's bloody and pointless. The central government is corrupt and ineffective.

We leave: OMG there are deaths and violence! The government is falling! The Taliban is taking over!

What do you think a retreat from a loss looks like? I don't even want to get into the Trump/Biden responsibility for what happened. These kinds of retreats are awful.

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Here's the British retreat from Afghanistan.

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There is such grad-student, pearl clutching naivete about how badly these things can go. The rare part is actually getting lucky and exiting smoothly. The soldiers of the enemy you've been killing are often bitter about that and don't play nice.

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3 hours ago, F250 said:

Purple Rain phase?

My God. That reached right into my memory of those days. Great look. I want to go to a Big Country concert.

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35 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The Atlantic has been beclowning itself since the debate. It's really something to behold.

They have the best rejection notes. Type up some short essay, send it in via snail mail. Within a few weeks you'll get a polite rejection on a fancy piece of paper that looks like an art print. Tack it on the wall and impress drunk women.

17 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Alison Moyet phase?

Souped up, jacked up, cracked up, stacked up

Louie's got the gear and Charlie's got his back up

Go, no

And don't it make you feel good? 

23 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

If I, and everyone elae, is forced to drive an EV why do I give a shit about gas prices?

Something tells me gas prices are going to be really low when we’re all driving EVs. 

McRaven as a possible VP candidate?  On the VP front, the military comparison would be a Marine public affairs corporal vs a 4-star admiral who ran Special Ops. I almost feel sorry for Vance. I'm not taking anything away from Vance but he should feel ashamed if his record was even mentioned in the vicinity of McRaven.

On a side note, I'm late to the game how Vance has had 3 last names in his life. The first and second last names being after his biological and then step father. But then took his mother's maiden name at age 30 when he got married. What's the story there? I could understand that perhaps he didn't want his step dad's name but I can't recall ever hearing of someone changing their name at 30.

29 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

bwahahahahaha

 

Diet Mountain Dew.  What a pussy

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

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1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

The pace of events has been absurd.

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

It always sounded like he was introducing himself as Stevinski as though he couldn't let go of a college nickname. He's one of the early emo anchors on NPR. Now, that's just about all they have. 

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7 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

McRaven as a possible VP candidate?  On the VP front, the military comparison would be a Marine public affairs corporal vs a 4-star admiral who ran Special Ops. I almost feel sorry for Vance. I'm not taking anything away from Vance but he should feel ashamed if his record was even mentioned in the vicinity of McRaven.

On a side note, I'm late to the game how Vance has had 3 last names in his life. The first and second last names being after his biological and then step father. But then took his mother's maiden name at age 30 when he got married. What's the story there? I could understand that perhaps he didn't want his step dad's name but I can't recall ever hearing of someone changing their name at 30.

I like how he blames immigrants for the fentanyl problem but his mom was stealing pills from her patients.

I think every governor has now endorsed Harris, and most of the Senate (like 41 or 42 of the actual Dems).  

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

"Wait, they actually believe this shit? How does that work?" 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is diet mtn dew any good?  Is that just product placement in a campaign?

I prefer Super-Diet Mountain Dew. It's like Mountain Dew, but you don't drink any.

12 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

On a side note, I'm late to the game how Vance has had 3 last names in his life. The first and second last names being after his biological and then step father. But then took his mother's maiden name at age 30 when he got married. What's the story there? I could understand that perhaps he didn't want his step dad's name but I can't recall ever hearing of someone changing their name at 30.

Came close to doing that myself, for reasons. I got 99 problems with Vance, but that ain't one.

45 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

South Africans?

So we are 1 day + 2 hours since Biden stepped back and Harris has been the de facto nominee and the best the GOP has come up with is "she's a DEI whore hire" and that the DNC should refund the GOP for all their attacks on Biden?

 

41 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

bwahahahahaha

 

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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is diet mtn dew any good?  Is that just product placement in a campaign?

It’s okay. I’m a Diet Coke guy but if I’m ordering a soda where they only serve Pepsi products then I’ll get a Diet Dew. It’s not good enough to make a habit out of it. 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Gen Z women are going to love knowing that the GOP thinks ambition women = whores. Especially the college-aged ones working on actual degrees (not an MRS at Baylor) 

Fuck, it infuriates me and I’m late Gen-X. I bust my ass day in, day out in an industry full of men. Hell, men on this site have told me repeatedly how unhappy my life is because I am unmarried and have no children. The right is going to alienate a shit load of women very quickly. Fuck them all.

1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

And the media 

 

They thought there would be more drama. This is the problem with for profit media.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

by tossing out a bunch of racist and sexist bullshit.  just like the last 9 years.

It’s a feature of the party.

1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Holy shit. He is awful.

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

Get him in front of ALL the cameras.

Expecting three toes to use rational thought or having even a basic grasp of supply and demand is asking a whole hell of a lot. I love Pete.

58 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Look over there MAGA, CARAVANS

Like fucking clockwork.

55 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I don't know. Maybe we should stand back and let these hateful white men keep shooting themselve in the dick until they shoot it completely off.

This DEI hire and calling her a whore vileness almost suggests they're worried about the deplorables not showing up. I don't know why they would think that, but the wishy-washy undeep thinking undecideds won't be attracted to this or they'd already be Magas.

My gut feeling is that these drawling yokels are like right-wingers we all know; they're unjustifiably sure that everbody in the room agrees with them. They, as Brisket said, have lost the storyline. 

Should be an interesting week. If they double down on misogyny and racism regarding Harris, I will be absolutely demoralized should it work.

This. Fuck them.

32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

My personal favorite was Rex Tillerson calling him a fucking moron. 100% accurate.

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18 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

On a side note, I'm late to the game how Vance has had 3 last names in his life. The first and second last names being after his biological and then step father. But then took his mother's maiden name at age 30 when he got married. What's the story there? I could understand that perhaps he didn't want his step dad's name but I can't recall ever hearing of someone changing their name at 30.

He is James Donald Bowman.  Apply the same standard as when they deadname trans people. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

So we are 1 day + 2 hours since Biden stepped back and Harris has been the de facto nominee and the best the GOP has come up with is "she's a DEI whore hire" and that the DNC should refund the GOP for all their attacks on Biden?

 

Also, she isn't eligible to run (because reasons), Joe didn't really sign (it is forged) his resignation (and doesn't even know that he resigned from running), and she isn't really black.

I mean, is there a better nickname for fake hillbilly JD Vance than "Diet Mountain Dew"? I hope it sticks. Stupid moniker for a stupid asshole. 

 

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16 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

 

14 minutes ago, swraith said:

The pace of events has been absurd.

 

"There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen."

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So we are 1 day + 2 hours since Biden stepped back and Harris has been the de facto nominee and the best the GOP has come up with is "she's a DEI whore hire" and that the DNC should refund the GOP for all their attacks on Biden?

 

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