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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Donald Trump calling Kamala Harris dumb is like Danny DeVito calling Brad Pitt short, fat, and ugly.

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50 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 I can't recall ever hearing of someone changing their name at 30.

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Donald Trump calling Kamala Harris dumb is like Danny DeVito calling Brad Pitt short, fat, and ugly.

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6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We all knew that.

I'm just not sure trying to Hillary her is going to work this time.  She doesn't have 20 years of political and legal baggage, an unlikeable personality, and an arrogant campaign that ignored all of the important swing states and let Trump barnstorm through them in order to thread the needle on election day.

She's not going to ignore the Blue Wall states.  She's basically just going to replicate the Biden 2020 campaign - Milwaukee, Atlanta, Detroit, Philly, Phoenix, Vegas, and maybe throw in North Carolina. 

She is also being handed an enormous political war chest and all the time in the world to campaign as a result of having one of the cushiest jobs in US politics (the VP).

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12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We all knew that.

I'm just not sure trying to Hillary her is going to work this time.  She doesn't have a massive scandal under her watch that led to Congressional inquiries (Benghazi), a recent scandal (emails), or a litany of older scandals that resonated with older voters (Whitewater, Vince Foster, charity scandal, etc.).  There hasn't been a 20 year hate campaign against Kamala and Doug.  There's no Harris Bodycount, Harris Crime Syndicate, etc. for Fox News to keep going back to.

She's not going to ignore the Blue Wall states.  She's basically just going to replicate the Biden 2020 campaign - Milwaukee, Atlanta, Detroit, Philly, Phoenix, Vegas, and maybe throw in North Carolina. 

Note to Harris.  Change your password and enable 2-factor authentication.

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

They can make him the candidate but he won't win. He'll be 82 and trying to convince people he can be POTUS from age 82 to 85. Good luck with that.

Hopefully, the combination-Taco Bell-and-Pizza Hut will have "solved" this problem for us by then.

Donald Trump is going to live to be 105.  And he will maintain his current "lucidity" (such as it is) for another 10 years.

Because this fucking timeline, man.

This is Trump's party for the next 10-20 years.  There is no party, only Trump.

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48 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I like how he blames immigrants for the fentanyl problem but his mom was stealing pills from her patients.

You could even say that white woman stole that immigrants job…

No way Jr easily replaces Trump as the party leader when he croaks. It'll be an old school free for all and he isn't his dad.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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  • Democratic voters are more likely than Republicans (27% to 24%) to say they’re “much more motivated” to participate in the political process this election season following Biden’s decision, mirroring the gap between Biden’s and Trump’s respective 2020 supporters (26% to 23%).

 

I love that Vance probably thought he was a piece of misswallowed Big Mac away from POTUS a few days ago. Now he's looking like a dumbass on the campaign trail and is a failed election away from hopefully dashing any hopes of sniffing the oval office in any capacity.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Donald Trump is going to live to be 105.  And he will maintain his current "lucidity" (such as it is) for another 10 years.

Because this fucking timeline, man.

This is Trump's party for the next 10-20 years.  There is no party, only Trump.

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Just now, SimonBolivar said:

No way Jr easily replaces Trump as the party leader when he croaks. It'll be an old school free for all and he isn't his dad.

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10 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

If you want kids, you can always adopt. There's no shortage of the humans, just caring ones. 

Not for me. Never wanted them. Better when they belong to others

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Always laugh at the memes that are like "friends without kids be like, hey want to go Africa next week?"

Yep. I can do what I want when I want. I highly recommend it.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Donald Trump is going to live to be 105.  And he will maintain his current "lucidity" (such as it is) for another 10 years.

Because this fucking timeline, man.

This is Trump's party for the next 10-20 years.  There is no party, only Trump.

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Not gonna let you piss on my parade today, @Brisketexan. It's all sunshine and rainbows!

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42 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

1208/1976 delegates needed. over 60% now

The Dems are overthrowing democracy quite…democratically? 

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

She's retaining 96% of delegates who have pledged - 1208 Kamala, 56 undecided. 

Iowa living up to its name - 8 pledged to Kamala, 11 undecided.  Idiots out walking around

Everyone knows Iowa has no offense

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Not for me. Never wanted them. Better when they belong to others

god I wish more people would approach it that way. I lot of people who don't want kids have them anyway and they are often horrible parents because they wind up resenting their children. 

A bit unrelated but remember a viral tweet a few years ago that said (roughly) Republicans lose elections because they are weirdos with terrible ideas, but can't seem to find it.  Anyone know what I'm talking about?

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

A bit unrelated but remember a viral tweet a few years ago that said (roughly) Republicans lose elections because they are weirdos with terrible ideas, but can't seem to find it.  Anyone know what I'm talking about?

What Jim Rome said about aggy?

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Just now, SimonBolivar said:

No way Jr easily replaces Trump as the party leader when he croaks. It'll be an old school free for all and he isn't his dad.

Jr. will be jacking off homeless people on onlyfans to pay for his blow about 2 weeks after daddy strokes out. nobody gives a solitary fuck about that coked up dipshit. 

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Radio host Charlamagne tha God said Monday he would “absolutely” endorse Vice President Harris for the White House after previously not endorsing President Biden.

CNN’s Jake Tapper pressed Charlamagne on “The Lead” about whether he would endorse Harris after previously saying that both Biden and former President Trump were “trash.” The radio host noted that he endorsed Harris during the 2020 Democratic primary and that he would “absolutely” support her in the race now.

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3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

The Dems are overthrowing democracy quite…democratically? 

"The Party of Lincoln" is going to be in for one hell of surprise to see how Lincoln came to be the Republican nominee. I'm sure they'll admit their argument is ahistorical and recant any minute now.

Just now, Blotto said:

Jr. will be jacking off homeless people on onlyfans to pay for his blow about 2 weeks after daddy strokes out. nobody gives a solitary fuck about that coked up dipshit. 

Yeah.  None of the Trump kids have daddy's magic.  Not even close.  Trump plays the hits.  His kids are the equivalent of "and now, a tune from our new album."  That's when the audience starts looking at their phones/goes to take a leak/gets a fresh beer.

34 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Zero.   Don (if he is alive) if not it will be Jr.

It’ll never be Jr. 

Who is the base gonna rally behind?   Cruz? Vance? Haley? Ronnie white boots or a Trump?

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

bwahahahahaha

 

I thought that was pretty funny so I checked her X profile out just to see who she is.  If you have 5 minutes, you should watch this in its entirety.  She'll never be a Nazi.  This is inspiring.

 

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Jr. will be jacking off homeless people on onlyfans to pay for his blow about 2 weeks after daddy strokes out. nobody gives a solitary fuck about that coked up dipshit. 

Ivanka is the one we've got to watch out for. Thin veneer of civility, and married to an evil bastard. I think she's the only one in that freak show that could get through a campaign without doing lines off the speaker dais or accidently shooting his dick off trying to look tough with a gun. 

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Who is the base gonna rally behind?   Cruz? Vance? Haley? Ronnie white boots or a Trump?

As noted above, they've lost the storyline.  They have latched onto a psychotic, but somehow charismatic, personality.  Sure, there are things the billionaire class (Harlan Crow) want, but in terms of actual public-facing party messaging....there's nobody who can do what Trump does, and the party desperately needs people as passionate and stupid as Trump supporters to be motivated and vote.  There's nobody out there who can do what he does.  Hate him all you want, but he's a savant who knows how to play that base like a fiddle.  And there's nobody else who even comes close.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

As noted above, they've lost the storyline.  They have latched onto a psychotic, but somehow charismatic, personality.  Sure, there are things the billionaire class (Harlan Crow) want, but in terms of actual public-facing party messaging....there's nobody who can do what Trump does, and the party desperately needs people as passionate and stupid as Trump supporters to be motivated and vote.  There's nobody out there who can do what he does.  Hate him all you want, but he's a savant who knows how to play that base like a fiddle.  And there's nobody else who even comes close.

I think people need to realize that Trump is the glue holding the GOP together because otherwise, it's a mess. The "civil war" within the party is only being held back by Trump. It's purely a cult of his personality.

I didn't want Biden to drop out, but now I'm glad he did because so far the Democrats have handled the aftermath perfectly. Moreover, they have moved to a new generation with Kamala leading the charge. They are moving on, while the GOP is stuck in the mud.

10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Who is the base gonna rally behind?   Cruz? Vance? Haley? Ronnie white boots or a Trump?

The Gump of Georgia. 

Tammy Baldwin will campaign with Kamala in Wisconsin this week. She did not do the same for Biden post-debate 

A psychic medium who claims they can communicate to Dead Trump has a better chance of winning a future election than a family member or any current GOP politician. 

 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Can't even stay on target

 

But he just told us that the debate should be on Fox News because ABC isn't fair to him. Now Fox News isn't fair to him.

And he is going to hate JD Vance in a very short time. And he'll hate him even more because Donald Jr picked Vance for him. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Election Day is going to be like the end of fucking Endgame where Trump Thanos thinks he has Kamala beat and then all the factions start portaling in to kick his ass. 

They're going to ramp up disenfranchisement, culling voting polls and closing polling stations.  

54 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If he’s alive, he’ll be the nominee.

As long as he doesn’t win in November, I kinda hope he makes it to 2028 so I can see how they run an 83 year old Trump out there.  And what dr Ronnie Johnson/Jackson writes about his health and 4 year outlook.  

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Harris improves with young voters +8 and increases Dem vote share with black and Latino voters by +8.  Cuts Trump's lead with independents in half

And this was before Biden dropped out. 

22 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Who is the base gonna rally behind?   Cruz? Vance? Haley? Ronnie white boots or a Trump?

Doesn’t matter, Booty Juice gonna smoke’em all

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

They're going to ramp up disenfranchisement, culling voting polls and closing polling stations.  

This is our concern, dude.

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

They're going to ramp up disenfranchisement, culling voting polls and closing polling stations.  

Oh they'll try. In big cities, it won't matter. We are coming. 

Completely unsubstantiated rumor but I have a friend who is way too involved in Dem party politics and they tell me that they hear Harris is picking Beshears.

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

But he just told us that the debate should be on Fox News because ABC isn't fair to him. Now Fox News isn't fair to him.

And he is going to hate JD Vance in a very short time. And he'll hate him even more because Donald Jr picked Vance for him. 

He should have let Hulk Hogan pick

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Completely unsubstantiated rumor but I have a friend who is way too involved in Dem party politics and they tell me that they hear Harris is picking Beshears.

Great pick if true

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Election Day is going to be like the end of fucking Endgame where Trump Thanos thinks he has Kamala beat and then all the factions start portaling in to kick his ass. 

I can't tell you how relieved I am to not know what you're talking about.

2 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

They're going to ramp up disenfranchisement, culling voting polls and closing polling stations.  

They only have so many places they can do that.  Georgia and North Carolina, really, for swing states. 

Arizona? Nope. Dem SOS
NV? Nope. Dem SOS
Wisconsin? Nope.  Dem Supreme Court - and they actually just ruled to allow expanded use of drop boxes for mail-in ballots
Michigan? Nope. Dem SOS
Pennsylvania? Nope. Dem Government

The overlap between this and coaching searches is like 100%.  Only things missing is flight tracking.

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