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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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    I am an American Indian, born in rural Pennsylvania while my dad attended Penn State for graduate school in the 70s.  He was accepted by all on campus, but encountered plenty of racism when outside of

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13 minutes ago, immamac said:

I do wonder if the level of technology used will go up with the Harris campaign. 

'You only have one job? You lazy lima bean'

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6 minutes ago, YChang said:

Kinda what Beto’s org is all about… registering voters. 

BY GOD that’s Stacy Abrams’ music 

7 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

One of the best decisions I've made in my career was about 4 years ago really was working harder to staff my team with more women, and finding ways to support their ability to work around their kids schedules.  Then when my wife got a significantly larger team of her own a couple years ago, she asked me what's one piece of advice I'd tell her.  Without hesitation I responded, "Hire women."

We talked about this last night after the news was breaking and I was tearing up hearing endorsement after endorsement come in for Harris.  That's how I feel about nearly all the women that have spent time in my org.  They readily give you everything they've got if you support them.  Their capacity to work just exceeds lazy ass men because they already do the lions share domestically in addition to having careers.  Of course, there are  shitty female employees too but as a general statement I stand by it. They've always shouldered a heavier burden so they don't shirk when the fire is hot. 

This is women's moment.  To celebrate in November, I'm going to DEI hire the fuck out of my org in 2025.

I'm ready to live in a woman's America.  Not just POTUS, but in every facet of leadership.  It's their time.

As you go younger into young millennials and Gen Z, the women are significantly more impressive than the men.

42 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Only 3 more that matter - 
UAW (Lock)
TWU (Lock, but probably not until september or so)
Teamsters (lean D, could remain neutral but my guess is that they come around so O'Brien can save his job)

oh come on

UAW President will be on MSNBC shortly 

9 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Laura may be coming around. Is "men with no uteruses should not be allowed to make decisions for women" her next flex?

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

A psychic medium who claims they can communicate to Dead Trump has a better chance of winning a future election than a family member or any current GOP politician. 

 

I am that psychic. What you predict is true. And after I win, even though ye all be libtards, neither I nor President Trump will ever let any harm befall you.

32 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The only real knock on Montel is a kind of cheesy tv career.  Oh, wait.

The way old people love Steve Harvey now is how Montel Williams was popular in the 90s. My grandma watched Montel’s talk show daily and she thought he was a nice guy during time when Jerry Springer was the norm.

Grandma isn’t a big Kamala fan but when I told her Kamala dated Montel Grandma was sold on her. I know it sounds ridiculous but it’s true. Montel already has those Medicare commercials so obviously he needs to be used to get Kamala the old lady votes. 

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Fuck me.  Past 36 hours have felt like when Gundy finally made a QB change in 2010 against Colorado, and Weeden threw a dart for a TD.  Buddy turned to me and said ‘feels like a whole new season after one play’.  
 

Damn straight.  Let’s keep momentum up

Been meaning to ask about how this would work. Would she actually certify or would that be cock gobblers responsibility due to the conflict of interest?
If there hasn't been any conflict of interests with Pence (or any other incumbent VP) on the ballot before, then I don't see how they can claim one now.

But then again... MAGA.

There's no conflict of interest because there's no discretion.

I assume GHWB certified himself right?

Yes, he did.

 

 

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16 minutes ago, tchookem said:

If there hasn't been any conflict of interests with Pence (or any other incumbent VP) on the ballot before, then I don't see how they can claim one now.

But then again... MAGA.

Oh that's right, but yea...maga

I've been shit housed on the beach for 6 days so the brain is still soggy.

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Kamala down ballot fundraising coat tails

 

She at least looks and sounds the part unlike Trump and Biden.

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

There's no conflict of interest because there's no discretion.

I assume GHWB certified himself right?

Yes, he did.

 

 

Gore certified his controversial loss, like a man 

26 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Oh really?!?

Nobody likes an heir, Jesse.  Hey tell your audience who your grandfather was.  Publisher of "Better Homes & Gardens" and "The Saturday Evening Post."  Two of the Top 10 magazines for decades in terms of sales/circulation.  Back when magazines were a big fucking money-maker.  Your uncle was a prominent New England State Senator for many years.  You've inherited more than 99% of any American.  Maybe tap the brakes on the "She Inherited It" bullshit.  Like your father, her parents were teachers...prominent in their field, but not exactly rolling in dough. 

In fact, her early on statewide campaigns were struggling to make ends meet because she wasn't well connected like you were, she had to go asking the likes of Donald J. Trump for contributions.    

29 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

As you go younger into young millennials and Gen Z, the women are significantly more impressive than the men.

They don't sit around and play CFB '25 all day/night.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait until the treasonous combatants walk into your interlocking fields of fire.  Then.....finish them.

You bring pride to my heart, young Padawan. 

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

The next person to make a favorable comparison to 2016 or Hillary Clinton goes straight to Gitmo

24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is comedy gold

 

OK I didn't even know JD Vance was in politics much less Trump's VP candidate. Biden dropping out and me paying attention again (temporarily) for the first time in probably 4 years (?) is like drinking out of the firehose. #NoVenables

I love the idea of someone summarizing JD Vance's opus, I'm Better Than All The Pieces of Shit I Grew Up With, to Donald Trump.

I remember friends breathlessly recommending that book to me and my main takeaway was that no one liked him growing up and this was all his revenge ploy to show them all how superior he was. And now he's attached himself to Donald Trump hahahaha

And Trump's magic is still Trump's magic. Vance just sucking up Trump's rancid farts like all these other piece of shit opportunists. Awesome.

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5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

The next person to make a favorable comparison to 2016 or Hillary Clinton goes straight to Gitmo

It's a low bar but any D that clears it will beat trump

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's a low bar but any D that clears it will beat trump

Fair point, but I'd rather surpass 2020 numbers

46 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Kid Rock will be their new leader.

Kid Rock makes me sad because Rebel Without a Cause made rock fun again.

31 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The Black Men for Harris call has 20,000 on it right now.

They were expecting a few thousand and had a cap of 10,000. 

$600k raised in 45 minutes so far 

On 7/21/2024 at 5:40 PM, troph said:

So I’m confused … her phrase “what can be, unburdened by what has been” is satanic? I mean I kinda think it means a black woman can be POTUS? And that the phrase can be used as inspiration for anyone looking to break through discrimination. Am I wrong? 

Common Clay of the New West

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I turned on Local Right-Wing Talk Radio long enough to eat a bowl of cereal. The host was deeply concerned about the Democrats' treatment of Biden, and also my (Democrat Primary Voter) rights. I have friends everywhere, friends I don't even know, Republican friends, who care about me.

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

It's been done since before it was announced.

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Rack 'em

Is that loser still doing his schtick?  I’d forgotten about him after getting a car with a CD player and not listening to 1300 anymore.  He’s unbelievably repetitive.

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NY delegates go unanimously for Harris. She’s 66 away. Bring it home for her, California 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

 

I have to put my money where my mouth is. I’m in for $25 a month. Small potatoes, I know, but every little bit helps defeat evil. 

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

I turned on Local Right-Wing Talk Radio long enough to eat a bowl of cereal. The host was deeply concerned about the Democrats' treatment of Biden, and also my (Democrat Primary Voter) rights. I have friends everywhere, friends I don't even know, Republican friends, who care about me.

Their concern touches me, right in the type of spot Trump or Biden would if I was a pretty lady

30 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Kamala down ballot fundraising coat tails

 

Two things America will never run out of money for, political campaigns and football coaches.

24 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

The next person to make a favorable comparison to 2016 or Hillary Clinton goes straight to Gitmo


Biden is legally authorized to drone strike the next person to make that comparison. 

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Beshear on CNN just now, daaaaamn

”JD Vance has no conviction but his running mate has 34”

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

With no back-up VP in place because the House won't confirm shit. We would be one lone gunman away from President Mike Johnson.

Fuck.  That. 


it’s happened before …

 

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1 hour ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

This is women's moment.  To celebrate in November, I'm going to DEI hire the fuck out of my org in 2025.

I'm ready to live in a woman's America.  Not just POTUS, but in every facet of leadership.  It's their time.

Absolutely.  Several of the best leaders in my lifetime have been women.  

And no matter how this race turns out, watching the sane half of the country come together like this is pretty great.  It gives me a glimmer of hope, and I'm as cynical as they come.

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Fast like maybe there was a plan in place. And that's a good thing.

17 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Beshear on CNN just now, daaaaamn

”JD Vance has no conviction but his running mate has 34”

 

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