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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Is it my imagination or are there several right leaning posters who’ve stated in the last day that they will vote for Harris over Trump? I thought I saw posts from several. 

Hint: They’re lying.

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2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

What in the wide world of sports!


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Which one of his three names was he going by when that happened?

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

What in the wide world of sports!


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I’m updating the odds on JD being the VP candidate on Election Day from 50/50 to 1/10 

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Another idiot outed himself as a troll 

 

Is it my imagination or are there several right leaning posters who’ve stated in the last day that they will vote for Harris over Trump? I thought I saw posts from several. 

Maybe not right leaning posters, but there are a lot of DixonHur’s friends who will be voting for Harris now that we’re sitting out before.
Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Jinx post!

27 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Again, Fuck Elmo.  

Fuck Elko too while we’re at it. 

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Friend back home, "Say, J.D.  Why'd you buy a couch from IKEA?  We could just buy a put-together one in town and put it in my truck.  You know you get all angry putting those damn things together!"

J.D., "Foreplay, Larry.  Foreplay..." 

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11 minutes ago, troph said:

So all the Mt Dew talk… is diet A&W root beer electable? Asking for a friend… 

Not nearly as electable as Barq's Zero

58 minutes ago, Okie State said:

I love that Vance is getting hammered for the Diet Mt. Dew reference. I'm somewhat embarrassed to admit that I indulge in the occasional Mt. Dew and Funyuns on road trips, but never would I ever consider a fucking Diet Mt. Dew. What a douche.

Um why are you embarrassed to have discovered the best road trip snack combo in the universe? I mean the key is that you don't frequently drink Mountain Dew so that when you do drink a 32 ouncer it's basically like 5 energy drinks and you're easily able to stay awake while your kids and your wife who promised "I'll stay awake with you this time" sleep for hours.

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Um why are you embarrassed to have discovered the best road trip snack combo in the universe? I mean the key is that you don't frequently drink Mountain Dew so that when you do drink a 32 ouncer it's basically like 5 energy drinks and you're easily able to stay awake while your kids and your wife who promised "I'll stay awake with you this time" sleep for hours.

You say that like your Passenger Princess (TM) and kids passing out for 2 hours while you get jacked up on Dew and knock out some serious mileage to Charley Crockett is a bad thing. 

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If you fuck an L-shaped sectional, does that count as a threesome?  Asking for a friend.

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My Frank Reynolds “I’m gonna say the n-word” post above is the most likes I’ve ever gotten around here for a post. I’m on an Always Sunny meme group on Facebook and they’ve been going wild lately, haha!

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I turned on Local Right-Wing Talk Radio long enough to eat a bowl of cereal. The host was deeply concerned about the Democrats' treatment of Biden, and also my (Democrat Primary Voter) rights. I have friends everywhere, friends I don't even know, Republican friends, who care about me.

Were you eating Grape Nuts or was it some kind of mixture of grits?

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6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh God I love Gretchen Whitmer so much

 

 

So who will trump replace Vance with? RFK Jr.  Tulsi?  Kyle Rittenhouse?

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

So who will trump replace Vance with? RFK Jr.  Tulsi?  Kyle Rittenhouse?

Don Jr.

16 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, JD Vance fucked a couch and drinks Dt Mountain Dew?

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If Gretchen Whitmer was named Gary Whitmer, they wouldn’t be looking at anyone else.

Could we have two women?

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But seriously, although I personally would not mind it if the two people most capable were women, I'm not sure the country is ready for that, yet.  One step at a time.

46 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Looks like my old couch from our duplex back in college but the stains were from bong water. It was nasty but you could always find weed in the couch cushions when you were low on supply.

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Big mistake if they're passing on Beshear

How’s that a mistake. Hes from a state we won’t win and has less name recognition than basically all the other contenders 

7 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Actually it would probably be Tucker 

I’ve been told that Americans don’t like heirs

4 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

How’s that a mistake. Hes from a state we won’t win and has less name recognition than basically all the other contenders 

He's shown an ability to get white, working class men to vote for him.

J.D. Vance probably saved many couches from burning next time WVU, Kentucky, or tOSU wins a big game. Only a real psycho burns their fuck buddy, unless they can upgrade to full leather, then fuck them cushions.

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

How’s that a mistake. Hes from a state we won’t win and has less name recognition than basically all the other contenders 

He's excellent on union issues, which helps you carry the rust belt, and he's good on LGBT+ and women's issues which helps keep the youth vote energized. He also crushes the WASP test and really highlights the weaknesses of JD Vance.

Kelly is awful on immigration and even worse on union issues.

Shapiro is a vocal Israel hawk who punished student demonstrations in his state. That guarantees you lose Michigan and depresses a lot of the anti-genocide voting bloc that wasn't planning to vote for Biden.

Cooper and Pritzker are too old.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Has a VP ever been named and then replaced before an election?

I don't think it can be done once the party has officially nominated them.

Wait wait wait. I take off a few hours from this thread and come back to find that JD Vance is a couch fucker? 

These are great times, my friends. We're like Jolly Green Giants, walking the Earth with votes. 

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