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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#15251
20 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
Oh he’s mad mad https://t.co/yVT7DbRMsd

 

God...he is such a pathetic fucking titty baby.

THIS...THIS...is what the pathetic GQPs and MAGAs hold up as an "alpha male."  He's the biggest pussy in the history of pussies.  He's a whiner, a child, a toddler, a petulant bedwetting "woe is me" crybaby.  If you were to create a map of the entire universe, and then say "what is the point in the universe farthest away from the definition of an actual alpha male," that point would be the dead-center of whiny bitch boy's FUPA.

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#15252
9 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Well Candace Owens, Diamond and Silk all find the guy preferable and they surely aren't dumb. /s

Well, maybe not Diamond so much any more...

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#15253
19 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

She’s just like us! 

I got a family lineage filled with Irish dipshits and hoodlums, but hey, I might be distantly related to Kamala, so that's cool.  

#15254
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I think we all knew this was cokonv

NEW: Trump camp Is planning to ‘Willie Horton’ Kamala Harrishttps://t.co/Znf8tpjfGQ@MarcACaputo with the scoop on the dog whistling and mud slinging in store

 

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#15255
3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I got a family lineage filled with Irish dipshits and hoodlums, but hey, I might be distantly related to Kamala, so that's cool.  

Brother?

On another note, how would they Willie Horton a former prosecutor?

Maga gonna maga I suppose.

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#15256
3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

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It will. Half this country’s citizens are irredeemable deplorable trash.

#15257
4 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Well, maybe not Diamond so much any more...

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Well two out of three of those grifting toads are still alive, and that ain't bad. 

#15258
Just now, 'stache said:

It will. Half this country’s citizens are irredeemable deplorable trash.

This.  It's not about changing minds.  It's about motivating and mobilizing wretched hate.  Never, ever underestimate the power of hate.

#15259
Sen. Schumer tells reporters Harris said she “wanted to win the nomination on her own”“Boy has she done so in quick order”

 

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#15260

Again, let them pull the racial stuff. You need them to remind Americans who they are. She can directly answer that if the pussy agrees to a debate. 

#15261
2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Again, let them pull the racial stuff. You need them to remind Americans who they are. She can directly answer that if the pussy agrees to a debate. 

This.  We knew it was going.  She knew it was coming.  You address is head-on.  

Can't be such pussies and start whining and crying that she's going to get Willie Horton'd/Hillary'd/etc. 

#15262
14 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

the thing is, Trump hates admitting he made a mistake.  loathes it.  abhors it.  straight up denies he has ever made a mistake.  having Vance step down as his VP nominee is basically an admission by Trump that he fucked up by choosing him.  and he won't do that. 

Were you not paying attention during his time as POTUS?  He fired dozens of people he appointed.  He just says they are deep state, low-IQ losers.  He has no self-awareness, and the base never connects the dots.

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#15264
12 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
"About one in ten Americans view Project 2025 favorably. It’s now as popular as bone spurs but far more dangerous" - Rep. Ted Lieu

 

Dems need to weaponize Ted. He's not Pete but he's good.  Turn him loose

 

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#15265

Um, can we not seriously consider this guy for VP? Great on TV and clearly would pistol whip Vance in a debate. 

.@GovTimWalz: "People like JD Vance know nothing about small town America... He gets it all wrong. It's not about hate."

 

#15266
Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Um, can we not seriously consider this guy for VP? Great on TV and clearly would pistol whip Vance in a debate. 

.@GovTimWalz: "People like JD Vance know nothing about small town America... He gets it all wrong. It's not about hate."

 

He's a rough 60, that's for sure. 

#15268
.@Tim_Walz: It doesn't matter convictions, it doesn't matter failed policies, the Republican Party stuck with Donald Trump. He's yours. You've got him

 

#15270
15 hours ago, Okie State said:

but never would I ever consider a fucking Diet Mt. Dew

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#15271
The Old Guy#Trump

 

#15272
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  It's not about changing minds.  It's about motivating and mobilizing wretched hate.  Never, ever underestimate the power of hate.

But it seems like she's infinitely more qualified to defend herself against these kinds of attacks than Dukakis.  

One, Dukakis was a bad candidate and should have fought back with the fact that he had nothing to do with Horton's furlough, and the furlough program was started by a Republican Gov of Mass in 1974.

As a former prosecutor, I doubt she'll be as weak in the face of something like that.. oh, and Trump is literally a convicted felon.

#15273
27 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Still somewhat baffling to me. It was such an unforced error driven by pure arrogance that he had the election locked up.  I think Trump is still a favorite but Vance didn't gain him any votes and will almost certainly lose him votes among women post Kamala shift.   He could have chosen someone like Rubio that would actually talk issues and policy and potentially sway moderate votes that 'someone' in the room might be able to keep Trump in check (similar to Pence VP strategy) but instead he just chose another MAGA that isn't even any good at the MAGA performance art aspect.

But Trump hates Little Marco and doesn’t trust him. Vance has become a true MAGA sycophant. Trump values loyalty above all else and Vance is a shameless cock gobbler. 

#15274
Leader Jeffries: Kamala Harris has earned the Democratic nomination. She is willing and she is able to energetically and emphatically lead America into the future. Kamala Harris will fight for our freedom. Kamala Harris will fight for our families. Kamala Harris will fight for…

 

#15275
9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:
.@Tim_Walz: It doesn't matter convictions, it doesn't matter failed policies, the Republican Party stuck with Donald Trump. He's yours. You've got him

 

Would be the first guy who played 8-man football high school, and he went Chadron State like Danny Woodhead and Don Beebe. 

#15276
15 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

What in the wide world of sports!


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Admit to? No…

 

14 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Um why are you embarrassed to have discovered the best road trip snack combo in the universe? I mean the key is that you don't frequently drink Mountain Dew so that when you do drink a 32 ouncer it's basically like 5 energy drinks and you're easily able to stay awake while your kids and your wife who promised "I'll stay awake with you this time" sleep for hours.

That shit would kill me now but I walked into every midterm and final with a super big gulp of Mountain Dew and one of the big bags of Mrs Bairds powdered donuts 

#15277
25 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Brother?

On another note, how would they Willie Horton a former prosecutor?

Maga gonna maga I suppose.

 

By pointing out that, like Willie Horton, Kamala Harris has a lot of African Americans in her ancestry.

#15278
1 hour ago, randomhorn said:

Austin had been undergoing cancer treatments so I didn’t expect him to do another 4 years even if it were a second Biden admin. I don’t see losing Jake Sullivan as a biggie. I would be slightly sad to see Blinken go, but Kamala does need to show that it’s her administration and not Joe’s second term.

Not keeping Blinken is a mistake.  Replacing Austin probably would’ve happened even if Biden stayed.

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#15279

He gets shit done. A candidate that can excite the left while effectively talking to middle/rural Americans.

 

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#15280
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

That's what I liked about the earlier tweet where Kamala says she knows criminal types like Trump from her days as a prosecutor. It wasn't just her words that got me; it was her demeanor. I could see her pinning Trump to a board and dissecting him like a living frog.

Yummy

He will never debate her.  If he does it will be an absolute bloodbath.  

#15281
14 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, JD Vance fucked a couch and drinks Dt Mountain Dew?

All those cousins and he picks the couch 

#15282
2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

He gets shit done. A candidate that can excite the left while effectively talking to middle/rural Americans.

 

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You're certainly not going to find a whiter, more midwestern man than Gov. Walz.  Guy looks like he hasn't seen the sun in 30 years.

Let's go... Balz to the Walz!

#15283
53 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Those among us who are not Hapsburgs probably have 32 great-great-great-great grandfathers. Likely a few stinkers in everybody's tree.

But I suppose there is always the chance that his angry spirit will come back, possess her, then she can be the Anti-Abe-Lincoln.

#15284
2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He will never debate her.  If he does it will be an absolute bloodbath.  

That will be the next fun mini drama to watch play out. I agree pretty much zero benefit to Trump debating her but she will try to goad him constantly into a debate and watching him dance around it will be fun.

#15286
2 minutes ago, Skipper said:

That will be the next fun mini drama to watch play out. I agree pretty much zero benefit to Trump debating her but she will try to goad him constantly into a debate and watching him dance around it will be fun.

This. He is so easily manipulated, and she knows which buttons to push.

She may be the most perfect candidate to run against this shit stain 

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#15287
27 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Um, can we not seriously consider this guy for VP? Great on TV and clearly would pistol whip Vance in a debate. 

.@GovTimWalz: "People like JD Vance know nothing about small town America... He gets it all wrong. It's not about hate."

 

Yea, please give us this dude. I think this was from the signing ceremony for free school lunches:

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#15288
1 minute ago, The Royal We said:

Yea, please give us this dude. I think this was from the signing ceremony for free school lunches:

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THIS GUYS IS A PEDO!

-GQP

#15289
7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He will never debate her.  If he does it will be an absolute bloodbath.  

What if it's only chance to win? 

He truly thinks he's the smartest person in whatever room he enters. He must feel sure about that after the first debate.

He's a coward, but he doesn't have to fight her. If it's slipping away, I think he does face her.

It will be an absolute blood bath. Harris is an experienced tactician who will stick pins in all the right places. At some point, she will laugh at him and he will become unnerved.

Like that frog on the board.

#15290
38 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Brother?

On another note, how would they Willie Horton a former prosecutor?

Maga gonna maga I suppose.

So Trump is gonna argue that felons shouldn't be allowed to wander around in public.

#15291
46 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

the thing is, Trump hates admitting he made a mistake.  loathes it.  abhors it.  straight up denies he has ever made a mistake.  having Vance step down as his VP nominee is basically an admission by Trump that he fucked up by choosing him.  and he won't do that.  so if Vance does get shitcanned, the song and dance they go through to make it happen is gonna be fascinating.  they're gonna have to concoct some reason for Vance to make it look like it was his decision.  and if he does follow through and resign like a dog, any aspirations he has of ever being POTUS are gone.  kaput.  he'll always be the weak bitch that Trump got rid of. 

but if Trump doesn't get rid of Vance and then Trump loses, Trump will throw Vance under the bus.  and again, no POTUS for Vance ever.

JD's only real option is to stick with Trump and pray they win. but if Trump tells him to resign, what's his play?  he doesn't have the stones to say no, does he?


If the trump campaign had any snap, they’d spin it as - Vance isn’t up to the Trump standard. We’re facing a new enemy and need to retool to a higher standard blah blah 

from the start, Haley was a better pick. Like in 2016, dumbass could have stolen the thunder with a female vp. This time around, he could have went Indian or Asian and really looked better. 

#15292

Biden needs to decriminalize weed out the door. 
 

and give Daca citizenship status. Dumb ass should have did it, it’s a small group and it would have helped with his Latin core. 

#15295
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Biden needs to decriminalize weed out the door. 
 

and give Daca citizenship status. Dumb ass should have did it, it’s a small group and it would have helped with his Latin core. 

If he doesn't commute federal death row to life on his way out the door, I will never forgive him. 

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#15296
4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I thought he already put in motion moving MJ off of schedule 1 to be done before November.


correct, it needs to be moved further down 

 

 

 

22 time Club Champ !!!!!

Trump just played a round of golf with Bryson Dechambeau, and the 22-time Club Champion put on a putting clinic on the greens!

 

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#15298

Walz is only 60, but he looks way older. The more youthful appearance the better. Plus I think dems get Minnesota regardless

#15299

That's how my kids play Putt-Putt. 

Trump's North Korean dictator sporting prowess will be exposed for the sham it is at last. 

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#15300
1 minute ago, 'stache said:

I’m not a golfer but that’s not good right?

I always tried to make the ball go in the hole, like a damn rookie.

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