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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

 

 

Not to say he wasn't thinking "colored", but it sounded to me like he said "college".

 

Carry on.

 I've decided to give that shit spewer the same benefit of the doubt he gives anybody they want to tear down. Nada.

Just now, RomaVicta said:

 I've decided to give that shit spewer the same benefit of the doubt he gives anybody they want to tear down. Nada.

Saying "college sorority" is like saying "I'm going to my sleeping bed" or "I'm going to my sitting couch" 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Saying "college sorority" is like saying "I'm going to my sleeping bed" or "I'm going to my sitting couch" 

 

A couch, huh?  Tell me more.

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3 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

And he's a graduate from a Service Academy, U.S. Merchant Marine Academy. Heave Ho!

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12 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Holy shit I had not seen this. SIAP

 

Just keep talking....

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7 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Holy shit I had not seen this. SIAP

 

 

So this is how Democracy dies...  With thunderous applause hawk tuah jokes about the Vice President.

I know they're just doing performance "art," and that's how they can sleep at night, in their mansions, but to 40% of the country that comment is a) funny, b) fair game, and c) not in any way inconsistent with being Christians.

These people cannot be allowed to win power again.  Ever.  As soon as they do, this country is finished.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Saying "college sorority" is like saying "I'm going to my sleeping bed" or "I'm going to my sitting couch" 

There appears to be a distinction between the sitting and fucking couch.

14 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Holy shit I had not seen this. SIAP

 

Fuck these pieces of shit. 

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

 

A couch, huh?  Tell me more.

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1 minute ago, Upgrayedd said:

There appears to be a distinction between the sitting and fucking couch.

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Just keep talking....

Their nominee has had a billion affairs while being married to his various wives. Some of whom were porn stars (the mistresses, not the wives, I don’t think). He’s been found liable for sexual abuse, and has been accused of assault by dozens of women. You sure you want to bring sex into this, morons?
1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Kelly, Shapiro, Buttigieg...all of a sudden that democratic bench is getting real fucking deep for the future. 

 

Makes me wanna sing the Campbell Soup song, especially when you add Whitmer, Moore, Newsome, Colorado governor, Polis, Katie Porter, Osoff, Warnock…

It still amazes me that these fuckheads continue to refuse to say her name correctly. It's not "Ka MAH luh" and they fucking well know it. It's just a dog whistle so they can tell who's in their stupid cult (and so I can tell who is a stupid moron I can immediately dismiss).

I mean, how fucking awful are you people when someone saying "colored" on national television isn't even the most disgraceful thing y'all said today?!

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Maybe something, maybe nothing.

Mark Kelly has flipped his position on the PRO Act (Protecting the Right to Organize Act) from no to yes. 

I kind of prefer Beshear, who always been a bigger friend to labor unions, but yeah.... 

5 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

A First AND Second Husband.  All at once.  MAGA heads be like...

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African Americans, Women and Homosexuals who have attained success are very experienced at living with, coping with, and thriving in spite of being the object of hatred.  They will be far more adept at being calm amongst this storm than a white man or woman.  After all, it's a storm that they have lived with their entire lives.  Put Pete on the ticket and let him and Kamala be the light that exposes the emboldened hatred that has taken root on the right to middle-of-the road voters.  As you have seen with Kamala, they will respond.  Most centrists are good people who are just trying to make sense of what is going on in this country so as to make the best decision they can in November.

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Hate to tell you, but there’s no way Pete makes the ticket.  Oh, they’re going to promote the shit out of him and other “contenders” but the reality is this VP decision was likely made sometime in the near past.  Pete can be Pete without being VP.  He’s going to be a formidable presidential contender in the future regardless. 

If Trump decided he needed a white man on his ticket, and so did Bush and Clinton and Bush and Reagan and keep going back almost 250 years…. What’s that called? They were all chosen because they were white men. But pick a black woman and it’s “DEI”. Oh ok.

5 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Makes me wanna sing the Campbell Soup song, especially when you add Whitmer, Moore, Newsome, Colorado governor, Polis, Katie Porter, Osoff, Warnock…

Raskin, AOC,Crockett, Swallwell, Moskowitz, Garcia

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

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22 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

 

 

Not to say he wasn't thinking "colored", but it sounded to me like he said "college".

 

Carry on.

And that biscuit from Garland covering for Kilmeade to keep his grift going…disgusting.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

If Trump decided he needed a white man on his ticket, and so did Bush and Clinton and Bush and Reagan and keep going back almost 250 years…. What’s that called? They were all chosen because they were white men. But pick a black woman and it’s “DEI”. Oh ok.

Yeah, when Harris picks a white man, is that DEI?  (Technically, yes, it is.  Welcome to the history of American politics.)

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Hate to tell you, but there’s no way Pete makes the ticket.  Oh, they’re going to promote the shit out of him and other “contenders” but the reality is this VP decision was likely made sometime in the near past.  Pete can be Pete without being VP.  He’s going to be a formidable presidential contender in the future regardless. 

I agree. The zeitgeist will determine when.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If Trump decided he needed a white man on his ticket, and so did Bush and Clinton and Bush and Reagan and keep going back almost 250 years…. What’s that called? They were all chosen because they were white men. But pick a black woman and it’s “DEI”. Oh ok.

No one called it DEI when Palin was picked in 2008

It just stupid.

7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Um, is that supposed to be funny?  

It's worth at least 3 haha's if you're high on coke

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No one called it DEI when Palin was picked in 2008

It just stupid.

Well, she was a governor for a couple of weeks. Stop being harsh.

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Hate to tell you, but there’s no way Pete makes the ticket.  Oh, they’re going to promote the shit out of him and other “contenders” but the reality is this VP decision was likely made sometime in the near past.  Pete can be Pete without being VP.  He’s going to be a formidable presidential contender in the future regardless. 

He needs to be front and center regardless. Him and Ted Lieu need to be unleashed. 

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No one called it DEI when Palin was picked in 2008

It just stupid.

Yeah, but she's not a nnnnnnnnnDemocrat...

 

 

God dammit, fuck these people so, so much...

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

I don't imagine that list to be very long.

 

Unlike my Johnson. [/Slider]

So here's the thing about astronauts--kinda nobody idolizes astronauts anymore.  At least not like we did in the Mercury and Apollo days.

Except in Florida.  

Astronaut-worship is still a thing in Florida--particularly in that triangle between Orlando, Daytona Beach, and Vero Beach (Dodgertown!).  And I don't know how many votes that gets you.  Maybe none.  But I do think it means that there is a penalty in Florida for going hard after Kelly in a way that there wouldn't be for going hard against, for example, Andy Basheer.  

He’s also a combat veteran.

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12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Hate to tell you, but there’s no way Pete makes the ticket.  Oh, they’re going to promote the shit out of him and other “contenders” but the reality is this VP decision was likely made sometime in the near past.  Pete can be Pete without being VP.  He’s going to be a formidable presidential contender in the future regardless. 

Agreed.

I want to see Pete get a shot at Secretary of State.  Smartest guy in the room, speaks 7 languages including Arabic, military service, etc.  He'd crush that role.

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HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS

 

Trump campaign puts out an internal of them +2 in PA and winning Allegheny County.

A Republican hasn’t won Allegheny since Nixon. Reagan didn’t even win it in 84!

So that’s a lie of a poll

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I just noticed something.  She needs the star makeup, but it's a little close . . .

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Just now, Js1 said:

Trump campaign puts out an internal of them +2 in PA and winning Allegheny County.

A Republican hasn’t won Allegheny since Nixon. Reagan didn’t even win it in 84!

Allegheny is going to be like 70-30 for Harris. Some of the largest leftward shifts in the country recently.

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I dunno what their deal is with Taylor Swift but making enemies of Swifties isn't going to end well for them:

I dunno what that means, but they are making bracelets:

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44 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Holy shit I had not seen this. SIAP

 

30 minutes ago, Constant said:

Fuck these pieces of shit. 

No. give them a wider viewing audience.   Put this on every social media you know.  Broadcast the fuck out of this.  and pray to baby Jesus that they do a lot more of this stuff with even greater frequency and worse language. 

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I just noticed something.  She needs the star makeup, but it's a little close . . .

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She needs to work on her banter to match the level of Paul Stanley.

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Just now, Gatorubet said:

 

No. give them a wider viewing audience.   Put this on every social media you know.  Broadcast the fuck out of this.  and pray to baby Jesus that they do a lot more of this stuff with even greater frequency and worse language. 

It’s a double edged sword for me. Love seeing them hang themselves, but hate hearing it. 

50 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Holy shit I had not seen this. SIAP

 

Republicans quickly trying to think of words that rhyme with "hock tuah" so they can say "no, you heard wrong, what he said was...".

10 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS

 

Obama MUST wear a tan suit when he addresses the convention next month in Chicago. He simply MUST.

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