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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

 

The FUPAs on those bitches. They love Trump

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

Hold up, are we all related to each other?

It appears I owe apologies to the states of Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, and West Virginia. 

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

She needs to work on her banter to match the level of Paul Stanley.

A quiet poetry slam-style reading of Love Gun or Ladies Room would be......something.

5 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Obama MUST wear a tan suit when he addresses the convention next month in Chicago. He simply MUST.

nah, he's ascended to white wizard status

6 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Obama MUST wear a tan suit when he addresses the convention next month in Chicago. He simply MUST.

Opening line: "How do you like my suit?"

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Just now, Art Vandelay said:

Opening line: "How do you like my suit?"

“I had to change, my other suit got dijon mustard on it”

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Some Dem lawyers are saying the VP has to be chosen by August 7 for the virtual roll-call (to ensure the Dem ticket is on the ballot in Ohio). Pod Save America thinks it’ll be next week 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nothing nazi about that at all. 

It's eugenics all over again.

12 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

A quiet poetry slam-style reading of Love Gun or Ladies Room would be......something.

Working up some lyrics to “I was made to govern you” rn

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Some Dem lawyers are saying the VP has to be chosen by August 7 for the virtual roll-call (to ensure the Dem ticket is on the ballot in Ohio). Pod Save America thinks it’ll be next week 

All couches will be interviewed. 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Some Dem lawyers are saying the VP has to be chosen by August 7 for the virtual roll-call (to ensure the Dem ticket is on the ballot in Ohio). Pod Save America thinks it’ll be next week 

Move the date of the roll-call.  Problem (if it even is one) solved.

17 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

 

Like I said. Bunch of fat old white women. 

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

“Donald, you’re a criminal. 34 time felon, right? Maybe I should lock you up”

as someone upthread suggested, Harris should just read the Miranda warning to Donnie to open the debate

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Some Dem lawyers are saying the VP has to be chosen by August 7 for the virtual roll-call (to ensure the Dem ticket is on the ballot in Ohio). Pod Save America thinks it’ll be next week 

Saw this on tv as well, 8/7 for the Ohio ballot

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Move the date of the roll-call.  Problem (if it even is one) solved.

Ohio wouldn’t change their date. GOP scuttled any attempts 

22 minutes ago, Constant said:

It’s a double edged sword for me. Love seeing them hang themselves, but hate hearing it. 

Exactly correct.  For every decent human anyway.

56 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Maybe something, maybe nothing.

Mark Kelly has flipped his position on the PRO Act (Protecting the Right to Organize Act) from no to yes. 

I kind of prefer Beshear, who always been a bigger friend to labor unions, but yeah.... 

Yeah but he called the protesters Iran-funded. Fuck him

Just now, chainsaw said:

Yeah but he called the protesters Iran-funded. Fuck him

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Republicans quickly trying to think of words that rhyme with "hock tuah" so they can say "no, you heard wrong, what he said was...".

You know, its understandable that a party that celebrates misogyny, racism, ignorance and crassness would create these shit heels and allow them a stage. And big names in the party (aside from MSG, Loomer, etc) generally don’t say the worst vile garbage out loud.

But I think one of the most disgusting aspects of the entire Republican Party is that nobody disavows of it. You want a man card, republicans? Somebody step up and say that it’s not okay to be this disgusting and personal about any human being. Political warfare is fair game but somebody have the guts to draw some line in the sand on their leaders’ discourse.

But nobody will.

And I can’t see how anyone with any dignity, decency or even a modicum of compassion could listen to these fuck sticks and say, “yep, that’s my party.”

(To say nothing of every other way they are a disastrous scourge on culture and humanity)
8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

All couches will be interviewed. 

Oh so a proper vetting. 

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

Holy shit I had not seen this. SIAP

 

 

28 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

No. give them a wider viewing audience.   Put this on every social media you know.  Broadcast the fuck out of this.  and pray to baby Jesus that they do a lot more of this stuff with even greater frequency and worse language. 

THIS.

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 We want them to fly their racist and misogyny flags as high as they can.  Wave them, shine spotlights on them, light them up with tiki torches:

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THIS IS WHO THEY ARE.  LET EVERYONE SEE IT.  OVER AND OVER AND OVER, WITHOUT PAUSE.

These are fucked in the head motherfuckers.  They are hateful pieces of shit.  MOST people don't like fucked in the head racist pieces of shit....so let them be as unlikeable, weird, and disgusting as possible, in the full light of day.  Every utterance of "colored," every reference to Kamala sucking dick to get to the top, locks in not just more votes, but more voters who are MOTIVATED to come out and vote AGAINST shitass fuckery like that.

Go.  MOAR.  MOAR!

16 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I can see why Morgan is despised in the UK.

35 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Allegheny is going to be like 70-30 for Harris. Some of the largest leftward shifts in the country recently.

No trust me all the youths realized in the last six months they actually hate reproductive rights, started listening to alt-right podcasts, and are now total natalists saving up for Cybertrucks to own the libs

1 minute ago, ohchaucer said:

You want a man card, republicans? Somebody step up and say that it’s not okay to be this disgusting and personal about any human being. Political warfare is fair game but somebody have the guts to draw some line in the sand on their leaders’ discourse.

The last Republican of substance to do so?  John McCain...and it might as well have been 1,000 years ago.

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During an October 10, 2008, town hall event in Lakeville, Minnesota, a constituent told McCain that she couldn't trust Obama. The woman called Obama "an Arab" at the height of a conspiracy movement claiming Obama, who was born in Hawaii, was not a natural-born American citizen and therefore ineligible for the presidency.

"No ma'am, he's a decent family man, citizen, that I just happen to have disagreements with on fundamental issues, and that's what this campaign is all about," McCain said to applause.

Though some have criticized McCain's response as furthering anti-Arab and anti-Muslim sentiments, the exchange came to be viewed as a defining moment in the senator's decadeslong political career. The Associated Press called it a "reflection of [McCain's] thinking that partisans should disagree without demonizing each other," and the Washington Post named it one of McCain's most courageous political moments.

Note that today, McCain is hated as a RINO libtard, and Trump shits on his grave every chance he gets.  

Pure, unadulterated shittiness is all that the GQP is.  Ivory soap is jealous of the percent purity of the GQP's shittiness.

28 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

 

And by "Hope" she means a platter with a dozen bratwurst drowning in cheese curds, gravy, and frozen custard. 

22 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

Opening line: "How do you like my suit?"

Would result is the second best response next to Joe taking the stage.

12 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

as someone upthread suggested, Harris should just read the Miranda warning to Donnie to open the debate

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Lot of talk about a deep bench when discussing VP candidates. Farm system has some talent too. He’s going to out grow the statehouse soon.

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Ohio wouldn’t change their date. GOP scuttled any attempts 

Got it, thought you meant because the Dems set their roll call for that date; not realizing they set that date because of the Ohio hilljacks.  Do we even think Ohio is a chance?  Because, well you know...

7 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

But nobody will.

John McCain did and the current cowards see how that worked out for him.

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh so a proper vetting. 

Beats a proper Vancing, no need to rent a Bissel

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Got it, thought you meant because the Dems set their roll call for that date; not realizing they set that date because of the Ohio hilljacks.  Do we even think Ohio is a chance?  Because, well you know...

No but you can’t just let your top of the ticket be left off considering Sherrod Brown is on the ballot and House races 

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I quibbled earler, but fuck these guys and their constant distortions and outright lies.

I clearly heard him say colored. Prove me wrong.

I've listened several times and what I think he actually said was "culledge". He might have started with colored and tried to switch in mid sentence, or he might have a weird diction issue. I still don't think it came out "colored" but that's probably what he was thinking. 

 

On 7/23/2024 at 9:00 AM, NorthLoop said:

That's the saddest thing that's ever been posted on this website. 

 

You've clearly not read a single one of Helobius' posts.

37 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

 

That's just because you and your FUPAs are beyond hope. 

42 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

 

When the dems lower insulin costs can we exclude these fat cunts?

19 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 


Ya know, it’s sad that Pierce Morgan has such a low appreciation for all flavors of fascism.

Where is the respect for Italian, Spanish, or Portuguese fascism? Huh?

Why must he always go with Hitler.

Europe is more than one kind fascism. And considering how America is a melting pot of cultures and ideas, just think about what kind of fascism we could achieve?

We can be that shining city on a hill that uses our democratically elected officials to approve our exclusion of rights, remove unwanted citizens, and prevents the huddled masses from coming ashore.

Our system of justice can rightly strip the undesired aspects of society of their ability to speak, vote, or assemble.

It’s guns for all, money for the few, and Trump as the only one!

 

 

 

On 7/23/2024 at 10:48 AM, Brisketexan said:

Look, man....I don't come around here to have you second-guess my strategies for getting laid back in the day.  I went with the high-percentage plays, and they worked out just fine.  Plus, those skinny bitchy art history students....knew things.

WHAT THE FUCK IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, WOMEN (MOSTLY WHITE WOMEN)?  We correctly point out the Leopards Eating Faces tendencies of hispanics, but FFS, women....MAGA LOATHES you.  You are good for being indentured servants, bending to their will.  They don't believe that sexual assault of women is a problem because women don't really have bodily autonomy anyway -- you can't assault a "thing."  Wake the fuck up.

They best get on that shit toot-sweet, because those polling numbers above are fucking embarrassingly bad.

And a whole lot of this.  Kamala and the Dems should spend 0.0% of their time on the defensive, and 100% of their time on the offensive/attack.  Nonstop.  By every mouthpiece that will matter, on every outlet imaginable.  They shouldn't pause to take a breath until after midnight on election day.  Attack.  Constantly.  Relentlessly.

I think a shockingly high percentage of women believe the president must always be male. I guess the primary reason, aside from ignorance, is that the president has always been male. 

45 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Some Dem lawyers are saying the VP has to be chosen by August 7 for the virtual roll-call (to ensure the Dem ticket is on the ballot in Ohio). Pod Save America thinks it’ll be next week 

It’s tricky because from what I’ve read the roll call vote is t automatic since Biden dropped out so they’ll have to look at that.  Back in May, Mike DeWine called for a special legislative session to make sure Biden would be on the ballot and technically the deadline has been extended to Sep. 1.  But I’m not sure the Dems trust Ohio Republicans to stick to that so they may still go ahead with the roll call vote. Maybe there’s some communication going on behind the scenes. Maybe the Dems still have some flexibility. I’m just here with my popcorn watching to see what happens. 

Trump speaking at a rally right now. Said Kamala wants to abort babies at 8 and 9 months. She even wants to execute babies after they are born. Terrible!

Who believes this stuff. Lol

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