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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Trump speaking at a rally right now. Said Kamala wants to abort babies at 8 and 9 months. She even wants to execute babies after they are born. Terrible!

Who believes this stuff. Lol

The 3 fatasses post above from Wisconsin and the morons cosplaying with the American flag. 

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3 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Trump speaking at a rally right now. Said Kamala wants to abort babies at 8 and 9 months. She even wants to execute babies after they are born. Terrible!

Who believes this stuff. Lol

 

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

 

 

55 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

How in the blue fuck is it violent to call someone Hitler? 

13 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I think a shockingly high percentage of women believe the president must always be male. I guess the primary reason, aside from ignorance, is that the president has always been male. 

I recently learned the term "tradwife" short for "traditional wife" but referring specifically to the cunty, judgmental, usually evangelical, hateful right wing bigot who love being subservient to their husbands and pumping out 6 kids named Hadyn, Jadyn, Paiden, Kaiden, and Brayden. There out there in droves. The polls on women and who they support is really super depressing to me. The only hope is for the younger generation to actually vote against that bullshit. I really hope the Swifties follow through.

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Hate to tell you, but there’s no way Pete makes the ticket.  Oh, they’re going to promote the shit out of him and other “contenders” but the reality is this VP decision was likely made sometime in the near past.  Pete can be Pete without being VP.  He’s going to be a formidable presidential contender in the future regardless. 

A guy can dream, but I’ll stand by this assertion: A female African American, and/or a homosexual who has been very successful in this world are probably much better equipped to operate as the object of the right’s hate than say Biden, you or myself.  They’ve been in that position of being the object of other’s hate their entire life and thrived in spite of it.  I see the newest low and am like OMG WTF?!  They are like, dude, it’s just Wednesday.  People like Kamala and Pete Buttigieg destroy stereotypes just by being their genuine selves.

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1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

 

Beyond the scary visual, it is even more disturbing that one of those wildebeest is a teacher.

4 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

None of us can ever know for sure that he didn’t. 

We're just asking questions, okay? 

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

That's racist. 

I mean, they definitely drinks 64 ounce Big Gulps of Mountain Dew for breakfast every morning, but he didn’t mention it in the post.

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12 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Trump speaking at a rally right now. Said Kamala wants to abort babies at 8 and 9 months. She even wants to execute babies after they are born. Terrible!

Who believes this stuff. Lol

This is why I have no problem repeating the claim that JD Vance is a couchfucker, for which I've seen no contrary evidence

8 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

How in the blue fuck is it violent to call someone Hitler? 

Not only that but most people comparing Trump to Hitler are comparing him to EARLY, developing Hitler not fully baked Hitler.  In that sense there are valid similarities (although Trump is much stupider).

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Fuck y'all for making me agree with Cowherd. 

One of the biggest surprises of 2024 for me is learning that Colin Cowherd is way more Lebron James/Dan LeBatard than he is Aaron Rodgers/Clay Travis. I never would've guessed that. 

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50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The last Republican of substance to do so?  John McCain...and it might as well have been 1,000 years ago.

Note that today, McCain is hated as a RINO libtard, and Trump shits on his grave every chance he gets.  

Pure, unadulterated shittiness is all that the GQP is.  Ivory soap is jealous of the percent purity of the GQP's shittiness.

I remember watching that. Always respected McCain and my respect for him shot up that day. Starts at 40 second mark below. 

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They told you it was a sticky slope!

Ftfy

4 hours ago, tokamak said:

Dems should introduce a bill to put her on the $20

or at the very least the Gulf Coast waterways

Trump campaign puts out an internal of them +2 in PA and winning Allegheny County.
A Republican hasn’t won Allegheny since Nixon. Reagan didn’t even win it in 84!
So that’s a lie of a poll

This is their message to suburban white guys in Allegheny county. I get it every day now.

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1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Hey Piers, know who else compared Trump to Hitler?  This guy...

J.D. Vance would have upended democracy over right-wing nonsense - The  Washington Post

58 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Trump once Biden dropped out..

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2 minutes ago, heso said:


This is their message to suburban white guys in Allegheny county. I get it every day now.

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Why do people eat this up?  No evidence, no cause and effect, no explanation, it just IS. 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Well I hope Manny Diaz isn’t leading national defense. But damn Sark could do work with the missiles 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

 

Ok that one made me laugh. I don’t listen to these, but the Twitter caption was great. 

 

 

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

This could be a new low of just totally unhinged nonsense. Where are the calls for this old geezer to drop out?

Allegheny is going to be like 70-30 for Harris. Some of the largest leftward shifts in the country recently.

This is the shift of each county in PA.
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Compared to the map of fracking wells:
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2 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

There appears to be a distinction between the sitting and fucking couch.

ewww. i hope so.

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Tommy Tuberville: “Yesssssss.”

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This guy is fucking insane… we should castrate everyone that forced us to suffer this moron for the last 10 years.

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why do people eat this up?  No evidence, no cause and effect, no explanation, it just IS. 

It’s what they want to be true. It’s all about their feelings 

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Let’s hope.

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Tommy Tuberville: “Yesssssss.”

What a useless piece of shit that guy is. It must take most of his cognitive abilities just to make sure he breathes 

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

And by "Hope" she means a platter with a dozen bratwurst drowning in cheese curds, gravy, and frozen custard. 

WHOA WHOA WHOA.....let's not get all shamey shame in here, alright?  Affronts against upper midwestern deliciousness will not stand, dude.  I mean, there's not much deliciousness there (shove your hotdish up your ass), but the deliciousness that is brats and cheese curds....that's America, my friend.

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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1 minute ago, randomhorn said:

What a useless piece of shit that guy is. It must take most of his cognitive abilities just to make sure he breathes 

I don’t think that’s correct. If not for the function of his autonomic nervous system, he’d probably suffocate and die. 

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Thanks for the quote, Donald. This is gonna be replayed in a lot of Dem ads. 

 

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why do people eat this up?  No evidence, no cause and effect, no explanation, it just IS. 

You’re begging the question. People don’t eat it up. Most people are irritated to even receive the message. Stuff like this is strategic air power. It’s about softening the battlespace so that when a more tactical message arrives, the targets are ready to surrender.

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3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

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wait, that’s the one thing we might like about her

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1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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This focus group is like walking into a barbershop in Oak Cliff and asking them what they think about Ben Shapiro. 

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