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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

WHOA WHOA WHOA.....let's not get all shamey shame in here, alright?  Affronts against upper midwestern deliciousness will not stand, dude.  I mean, there's not much deliciousness there (shove your hotdish up your ass), but the deliciousness that is brats and cheese curds....that's America, my friend.

I stand by what I said. If those fat cunts have to limit themselves to only 2 or 3 brats, and perhaps cheese curds OR frozen custard so that they dont resemble Charlie Weiss, than those are my expectations. 

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

This is the interior OL for the Badgers

Might as well hand them the Big Ten title

She should absolutely pick Pete. Number one, he's totally qualified and would make Vance cry in the corner after the debate. Number two, the gop have no idea how to attack her without being totally racist and sexist. Imagine them now having them struggle with attacking Pete without being blatantly homophobic. I'm here for it. 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

When the dems lower insulin costs can we exclude these fat cunts?

Part of our problem currently. Advancements in medicine and affordable healthcare have kept these people alive too long. These people will be rolling up to voting booths on their electric scooters and supplemental oxygen while pumped full of medications for another decade. Old crippled people are miserable and miserable people like to make others suffer.

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8 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

I am also reevaluating some of the things I said in the hours/days after that. 

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

His ear sure does look intact 🤔 

Figured he’d have that bandage on his head until November. Maybe they sprayed it orange

25 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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Stupid media asking dumb and irrelevant questions though never question MAGA never talk to MAGA, though the idiot is gaslighting us into saying they were average women, they were MAGA.

25 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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So, if you were a chair, which would be worse... being purchased by the Vance family, or holding up these women?

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Figured he’d have that bandage on his head until November. Maybe they sprayed it orange

I told my husband that its time had passed. Once Kamala stepped in, the ear thing was done and he couldn’t milk it anymore with that stupid bandage. 
 

There’s still something very suspicious about that whole thing. But I won’t derail with conspiracy theories 

27 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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Them bitches be filling the tank with tons of cheese and skittles!

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This is what it’s supposed to look like.

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Them bitches be filling the tank with tons of cheese and skittles!

Some of those ladies haven't had a bowl movement since the Obama administration.

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

There’s still something very suspicious about that whole thing.

Because nothing about it makes sense. 

I guess a big part of it is that no one wants to believe the SS could be that shockingly incompetent. 

J.D. Vance: the more kids you have, the more votes you should get to be able to exercise. You know, as envisioned in the Constitution:

 



 

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

This is what it’s supposed to look like.


That's not Biden. That's a hologram. 

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2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

J.D. Vance: the more kids you have, the more votes you should get to be able to exercise. You know, as envisioned in the Constitution:

 



 

 

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2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

J.D. Vance: the more kids you have, the more votes you should get to be able to exercise. You know, as envisioned in the Constitution:

 



 

JD, I've got some bad news for you...

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So basically the Duggar Family and Utah decide the presidency?  

13 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Some of those ladies haven't had a bowl movement since the Obama administration.

Oh, they’ve been moving bowls. 

 
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In fairness to the Dotard his paradigm is people voting for him against their own interests

This is their message to suburban white guys in Allegheny county. I get it every day now.

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I thought Trump said she did nothing as VP. Wish they would make up their minds.
19 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I told my husband that its time had passed. Once Kamala stepped in, the ear thing was done and he couldn’t milk it anymore with that stupid bandage. 
 

There’s still something very suspicious about that whole thing. But I won’t derail with conspiracy theories 

He just wanted it to look like he was more seriously injured than he was. The bullet barely grazed his ear. His shirt didn’t even get bloody. But he talked about how much blood there was, how much the ear bleeds, how he “took a bullet.” It was all for show just like everything else he does. 

1 hour ago, heso said:


This is their message to suburban white guys in Allegheny county. I get it every day now.

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Jesus Criminy

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The replies illustrate just how unserious maga is about anything other than themselves.

Just now, TexEx15 said:

The replies illustrate just how unserious maga is about anything other than themselves.

Yeah not gonna read the comments 

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Streisand Effect FTW:

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1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Beyond the scary visual, it is even more disturbing that one of those wildebeest is a teacher.

I was curious. Watched it long enough to ID the teacher.

Whoa.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. HOWWWW can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat.

26 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So basically the Duggar Family and Utah decide the presidency?  

The Duggars are felons.  

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

To quote Toni Wartooth, “Oh Wowee!”

What the fuck are these people doing? Are they trying to see how much they can horrify half the country and still make an election close?

I swear, we'd be in real trouble if any of these monsters were capable of dialing it back by about 20%.

19 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Oh, they’ve been moving bowls. 

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This is what it’s supposed to look like.

I missed the whole thing and will rewatch, but this clip… well, I’ll admit it got ever so slightly dusty in my office.
7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Streisand Effect FTW:

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I haven’t seen him deny it.

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I haven’t seen him deny it.

Me when he finally responds to this 

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19 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

It's nearly an hour to get caught up from this morning. Francisco better get to scrolling 

 

I caught up around 30 minutes ago.   Thanks everyone for keeping it to 6 pages or so!  

 

 

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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I gained five pounds just watching that video.

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I swear, we'd be in real trouble if

 I’d hate to us in real trouble!

1 vote per kid?   Congrats to future president Tyreek Hill!

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

1 vote per kid?   Congrats to future president Tyreek Hill!

Or Elon.

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For those that aren't history sickos. He's leaning into this vibe from JFK which is the right feeling that Kamala needs to chase.

 

 

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Stupid media asking dumb and irrelevant questions though never question MAGA never talk to MAGA, though the idiot is gaslighting us into saying they were average women, they were MAGA.

More gaslighting from Fox News

i mean that 'focus group' was clearly all maga... what was the point? 🙄

37 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I was curious. Watched it long enough to ID the teacher.

Whoa.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. HOWWWW can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat.

I don’t know what this means, but I’m stealing it. 

4 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i mean that 'focus group' was clearly all maga... what was the point? 🙄

The media’s idea of focus groups is to pick people who voted Trump in 16/20 but lie and say they didn’t vote or voted third-party. 

5 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

There will be riots in Chicago regardless.  But these are going to be the images they try and pin to Kamala, and they do NOT play well with the America that lives mostly offline.

 

 

Maybe they're a little peeved that Israel is using recently supplied 1000 pound bombs, good ones! they're from America!, to obliterate their homeland, families, and structures. It could be that they don't think anything will come of their demonstration, but they must voice their helpless fury even in futility.

It's bad politics to burn the US flag. It's bad American policy that makes us complicit in a horrendous slaughter and displacement. 

Other than us smashing countries with minimal discretion, supporting Israel in this invasion is maybe the worst foreign policy I've witnessed. I'm sick that our name is on this.

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