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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Just now, Js1 said:

The media’s idea of focus groups is to pick people who voted Trump in 16/20 but lie and say they didn’t vote or voted third-party. 

Oh, like @Handcruser

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2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

How in the blue fuck is it violent to call someone Hitler? 

There's money in right wing talk radio. Piers want's to dip his bread in that gravy while it's still warm.

The Duggars are felons.  

So…a Duggar will be the GQP presidential nominee in 2028?
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


So…a Duggar will be the GQP presidential nominee in 2028?

Well, there’s plenty to choose from

So let me get this straight....over the last few days, Republicans have decided to go with these slants:

  • Kamala was actually responsible for all the "failures" we were blaming on Biden a week ago
  • Kamala whored her way to the top...
  • ...Although Kamala was also a DEI hire
  • Kamala only had one job and failed at it. She hasn't done anything else because Fox News hasn't mentioned anything else she's done.
  • Kamala is an idiot
  • Kamala is totally against the Jewish people...besides you know, having a Jewish husband and stepkids
  • Kamala doesn't have kids, so she shouldn't have a say in gov't
  • Kamala isn't black

And I'm sure I'm missing about 60 other things.

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t know what this means, but I’m stealing it. 

 

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


So…a Duggar will be the GQP presidential nominee in 2028?

Don't be fatuous.

 

Chief Justice.  

24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t know what this means, but I’m stealing it. 

Dude. 

4 hours ago, TexArcher said:

 

So this is how Democracy dies...  With thunderous applause hawk tuah jokes about the Vice President.

I know they're just doing performance "art," and that's how they can sleep at night, in their mansions, but to 40% of the country that comment is a) funny, b) fair game, and c) not in any way inconsistent with being Christians.

These people cannot be allowed to win power again.  Ever.  As soon as they do, this country is finished.

True. Until they are soundly defeated/rejected the 2025 agenda just becomes the 2029 agenda or 2033 agenda.

12 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

So let me get this straight....over the last few days, Republicans have decided to go with these slants:

  • Kamala was actually responsible for all the "failures" we were blaming on Biden a week ago
  • Kamala whored her way to the top...
  • ...Although Kamala was also a DEI hire
  • Kamala only had one job and failed at it. She hasn't done anything else because Fox News hasn't mentioned anything else she's done.
  • Kamala is an idiot
  • Kamala is totally against the Jewish people...besides you know, having a Jewish husband and stepkids
  • Kamala doesn't have kids, so she shouldn't have a say in gov't
  • Kamala isn't black

And I'm sure I'm missing about 60 other things.

Fox-  “Kamala hates Jews!”

Maga-  “Like us?  Yay Kamala!”

Fox- “No… in a bad way this time!”

Maga-  “ Booo Kamala”

Fox-  “Kamala is an idiot!”

Maga-  “Like us?  Yay Kamala!”

Fox- “No… in a bad way this time!”

Fox-  “Kamala isn’t even black!”

Maga-  “Like us?  Yay Kamala!”

Fox- “No… in a bad way this time!”

 

14 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

 

The line about pudding is not in that video.

I told my husband that its time had passed. Once Kamala stepped in, the ear thing was done and he couldn’t milk it anymore with that stupid bandage. 
 
There’s still something very suspicious about that whole thing. But I won’t derail with conspiracy theories 

He wasn’t shot. He was hit with shrapnel from something a bullet hit. I’m convinced of it.

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1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

The line about pudding is not in that video.

What I get for posting videos when my phone is on silent.

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

What I get for posting videos when my phone is on silent.

It is kind of odd that when the pudding line is supposed to come in, there is nothing. I don't think I've ever heard that version.

32 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t know what this means, but I’m stealing it. 

I have questions. What did your generation listen to when you did acid or shrooms? 

Was Pink Floyd just for old weirdos?

I feel older than dirt.

i do find it funny that both Trump and Tuberville have pronounced Kamala Harris's name the same as Kamala the Ugandan Giant.  instead of Com-uh-lah, they go with Cum-allah. definitely not an accident. 

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3 minutes ago, C-Man said:


He wasn’t shot. He was hit with shrapnel from something a bullet hit. I’m convinced of it.

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Yup. Trump is all about vanity. He couldn't be seen wearing a mask and would never put a huge bright white dressing/bandage on his ear, unless it was to 1) cover up that his ear looked perfectly fine a day later and 2) to remind people he was shot at to continue to garner sympathy. If a bullet ripped through his flesh like he said, he wouldn't have flown back to NJ hours after the incident.

4 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

 

Woman on the left has some guns on her.

John King on CNN said that a high-ranking Democrat he spoke with said that on Sunday morning, they had a 5% chance, and now they have a 40% chance.

I feel like that's probably about right.  And it's a sobering thought.

I don't know about y'all, but it makes me want to work a phone bank.  If the worst comes to be, I have to be able to say that I tried.

 

2 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Woman on the left has some guns on her.

There is a beyond great chance that all three of these miss the election due to amputations.  

5 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

There will be riots in Chicago regardless.  But these are going to be the images they try and pin to Kamala, and they do NOT play well with the America that lives mostly offline.

 

 

That doesn’t really support your argument that the Dems will be more likely to feel they need someone like Shapiro on the ticket. I’d say it suggests the opposite. 

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

All couches will be interviewed. 

Ohio is figured out now. Apparently dried semen is incredibly flammable.

23 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I have questions. What did your generation listen to when you did acid or shrooms? 

Was Pink Floyd just for old weirdos?

I feel older than dirt.

Money was one of the first songs I listened to the first time I got high. But I always preferred harder rock. Just never got that into Floyd. Sorry man. 

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Oh and shrooms was always too much of a trip to worry about music for me. Never did acid. Shrooms were more than enough.

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

John King on CNN said that a high-ranking Democrat he spoke with said that on Sunday morning, they had a 5% chance, and now they have a 40% chance.

I feel like that's probably about right.  And it's a sobering thought.

I don't know about y'all, but it makes me want to work a phone bank.  If the worst comes to be, I have to be able to say that I tried.

 

This is EXACTLY what I’m doing come September or so. I have to say I tried. 

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

She should absolutely pick Pete. Number one, he's totally qualified and would make Vance cry in the corner after the debate. Number two, the gop have no idea how to attack her without being totally racist and sexist. Imagine them now having them struggle with attacking Pete without being blatantly homophobic. I'm here for it. 

Haha  It's cute that you think they give a fuck about being homophobic.  Trump, at a rally after Pete is added to the ticket: "The only thing more open than the Biden-Harris border is Pete's asshole"

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

1 vote per kid?   Congrats to future president Tyreek Hill!

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heh

 

 

31 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I have questions. What did your generation listen to when you did acid or shrooms? 

Was Pink Floyd just for old weirdos?

I feel older than dirt.

The problem with @Biff Tannen, just like myself, is we are on the border of Gen X and Millennial, but neither generation wants us. Just generation zombies wondering around 

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2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

The problem with @Biff Tannen, just like myself, is we are on the border of Gen X and Millennial, but neither generation wants us. Just generation zombies wondering around 

Oregon Trail Generation. We are real. 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

There's money in right wing talk radio. Piers want's to dip his bread in that gravy while it's still warm.

Now is the time to grift, if you have the stomach for it.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

To quote Toni Wartooth, “Oh Wowee!”

Toki*

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

1 vote per kid?   Congrats to future president Tyreek Hill!

Nick Cannon would like a recount 

50 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

It is kind of odd that when the pudding line is supposed to come in, there is nothing. I don't think I've ever heard that version.

45 rpm single version 

by the way in this case the teacher is also the fat psychopathic wife

That doesn’t really support your argument that the Dems will be more likely to feel they need someone like Shapiro on the ticket. I’d say it suggests the opposite. 

To be clear, I’ve stated that I wouldn’t go Shapiro. All I’m saying is that “Democrats/Kamala don’t care about Jews” is guaranteed to be one of the Republican attack points, and videos of monument vandalism and Hamas flags flying outside the capital while American flags burn will only escalate the issue to outside those of us terminally online, and make it more likely something that the party feels a need to address.

I love the idea of protesting Bibi (fuck him) but it was carried out in the least productive way possible for anyone who truly wants to fix the issue and not just let out emotion.
25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Money was one of the first songs I listened to the first time I got high. But I always preferred harder rock. Just never got that into Floyd. Sorry man. 

Dire Straits on 277 south of Abilene in a thick fog. It's a lasting imprint.

1967 here. The very first album I bought with my own money was Back in Black. 

 

31 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Checkmate, libs:

 

Hopefully Mike Tyson can beat some sense into him.

41 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

John King on CNN said that a high-ranking Democrat he spoke with said that on Sunday morning, they had a 5% chance, and now they have a 40% chance.

I feel like that's probably about right.  And it's a sobering thought.

I don't know about y'all, but it makes me want to work a phone bank.  If the worst comes to be, I have to be able to say that I tried.

 

Man...40%? Let's say Harris picks Kelly which secures AZ and also carries PA and MI (both with popular Dem Governors). That is already 270 without even thinking about WI or GA. I just have a hard time seeing Trump's path if he does not win PA. Here's what I think is the floor for Harris right now:

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Underpromise and over deliver. 
 

Don’t get cocky like 2016

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

Streisand Effect FTW:

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I haven’t seen him deny it.

It is my understanding that J.D. Vance has never denied that J.D. Vance fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly.

Maybe we will get lucky and NC goes blue or the abortion/pot in Fla does the unbelievable. 

15 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


To be clear, I’ve stated that I wouldn’t go Shapiro. All I’m saying is that “Democrats/Kamala don’t care about Jews” is guaranteed to be one of the Republican attack points, and videos of monument vandalism and Hamas flags flying outside the capital while American flags burn will only escalate the issue to outside those of us terminally online, and make it more likely something that the party feels a need to address.

I love the idea of protesting Bibi (fuck him) but it was carried out in the least productive way possible for anyone who truly wants to fix the issue and not just let out emotion.

Kamala's husband and step kids are Jewish. Emhoff has been working with an anti-Semitism campaign for a while. 

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It is my understanding that J.D. Vance has never denied that J.D. Vance fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly.

I'm not sure how she'd spin it, but if Kamala doesn't make "more cushion for the pushin'" one of her catchphrases, I'm going to be very disappointed.

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2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Kamala's husband and step kids are Jewish. Emhoff has been working with an anti-Semitism campaign for a while. 

Maybe she hates her husband and step kids.  Ever think of that smart guy!

 

I can’t tell you how pissed watching the clip of the dumb, fat Wisconsin cunts make me.  It pisses me off at them for being idiots and it pisses me off at the likes of Fox News for brain washing people.  They say Kamala is an idiot when she is a thousand times more intelligent than them.  I wish the days when the electorate could just say, “I disagree with Kamala’s policy on immigration” instead of “ she is dumb because the right wing republicans keep saying that on my tv.  Yeah she is dumb by getting a law degree, passing the bar, becoming attorney general of California, Senator and VP.  Sounds like a real dumb person doesn’t it?  
 

Also, like said in some posts above, the only reason for that whole segment was for the media to think people that are unbiased don’t like Kamala.  Same goes for John King.  I want to know what high ranking dem is telling people they only have a 40% chance of winning.  Maybe Manchin would say that.  Who else.  Sounds like bullshit to me and sadly I used to like CNN but it is so obvious how they have changed to not neutral but almost finding ways to push Trump.  

52 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oregon Trail Generation. We are real. 

Dude, that game is even older than me.  First time I played it at school, it had already been out for 10-12 years.  It doesn't belong to your "wandering generation"  I was fording rivers and ripping off axles from tourists when you were getting over the dysentery.  Team CARPENTER for the win! 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:


He wasn’t shot. He was hit with shrapnel from something a bullet hit. I’m convinced of it.

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If 5.56 round went 1/2-1/4" from his head and hit his ear, he would have much more facial damage. Bruising or severe redness. Clearly he had brain trauma so maybe he is using makeup for the redness and it did hit his ear. Who knows.

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

i do find it funny that both Trump and Tuberville have pronounced Kamala Harris's name the same as Kamala the Ugandan Giant.  instead of Com-uh-lah, they go with Cum-allah. definitely not an accident. 

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for real though...is it KA-ma-la, or ka-MA-la? 🤔 i feel like i've heard it various ways but i don't think i've ever heard her actually pronounce it. or if i have i've forgotten.

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1 minute ago, mchookem said:

for real though...is it KA-ma-la, or ka-MA-la? 🤔 i feel like i've heard it various ways but i don't think i've ever heard her actually pronounce it. or if i have i've forgotten.

I thought it was comma-la.

 

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