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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My god, I love this dude. 

 

I was initially on the Kelly train but Walz should be the pick.

Effective communicator with a more blue-collar flair than Pete or Shapiro.

While Minnesota is relatively safe for dems, he’s the exact salt of the earth type to win over white and independent voters from Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.

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1 minute ago, Texas Flood said:

I was initially on the Kelly train but Walz should be the pick.

Effective communicator with a more blue-collar flair than Pete or Shapiro.

While Minnesota is relatively safe for dems, he’s the exact salt of the earth type to win over white and independent voters from Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.

As others have said, I think she's got several great options to pick from. And damn that is refreshing. 

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Also, my deep and abiding prayer is that we've seen "peak Trump."

I want THIS euphoric moment:

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To be the MAGA equivalent of THIS euphoric moment:

 

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That really, really, really doesn't seem like too much to ask.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, my deep and abiding prayer is that we've seen "peak Trump."

I want THIS euphoric moment:

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To be the MAGA equivalent of THIS euphoric moment:

 

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That really, really, really doesn't seem like too much to ask.

It is pretty amazing how rapidly and thoroughly Trump's once-a-century photo op has been overshadowed. And by a BLACK WOMAN no less.

I'm sure he is going crazy about it, and it delights me to no end. 

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1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Not only do undocumented immigrants commit less crimes than Americans on average, undocumented immigrants are supposed to reduce our federal deficit by like 800 billion over the next 10 years. Not even a drain on our economy like many claim.

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

My wife's area is almost all white collar professional women ages from mid 20's to mid 50's.  Most lean a little to the right but are somewhat moderate.  Some of them liked the Vance pick at first and now they all actively hate him.  Like fucking hate him.  

So, there's that.

Its like when black women get mad seeing a black man dating a non-Black woman.  Women don’t want to see men fucking couches either.

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1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

 Women don’t want to see men fucking couches either.

And Ted Cruz REALLY hates it.  Because when he tried to fuck a couch, the couch shot him down.

 

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And Ted Cruz REALLY hates it.  Because when he tried to fuck a couch, the couch shot him down.

 

Trump thinks Cruz's couch is ugly. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Are these real releases? Again I want to follow but these are not on kamalaharris.com

Yes they’re real

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Are these real releases? Again I want to follow but these are not on kamalaharris.com

Apparently they're email releases. 

https://newrepublic.com/post/184249/78-year-old-criminal-kamala-harris-roasts-trump-press-release
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/live-blog/-presidential-election-trump-harris-live-updates-rcna163041

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5 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Yes they’re real

I have a friend that has been going through some IVF treatments with negative results. Told him he may want to vote Harris, or the choice to try again won’t even be theirs to make. And then also their right to vote would be stripped for being childless. 

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I like that Kamala's team is flooding the zone. This is taking what Trump does and throwing it back on him. Now, you make him have to defend his position on IVF again. Then you hit him with "he's saying this but do you really trust him to keep his word". It's the perfect rope to allow him to hang himself with.

32 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I was probably one of the biggest Harris supporters on this board in 2020.  

Sometimes you seize the moment (Obama 08, Trump 16) and sometimes the moment comes to you (Biden 20, Harris 24).

She ready

Yup. She was my first choice in 2020

flood all channels. leave no media source untapped. hit the ham radio, carrier pigeon, and morse code enthusiasts. flood the goddamn zone Kamala! LFG!

What’s cool is Kamala has the bully pulpit at her disposal bc you know, she is the VP…Abuse that bitch with extreme prejudice I say. 

Was Biden +3 last poll. Biden +7 in 2020

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I like that Kamala's team is flooding the zone. This is taking what Trump does and throwing it back on him. Now, you make him have to defend his position on IVF again. Then you hit him with "he's saying this but do you really trust him to keep his word". It's the perfect rope to allow him to hang himself with.

I like how she's going direct at him, which is something Hillary never did.

I love how aggressive she's being.

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yeah, I could get behind this guy (and really, anyone they choose)

 

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

I like how she's going direct at him, which is something Hillary never did.

I love how aggressive she's being.

It’s not only that, but feels like 75% of what they broadcast is material directly from Trump and Vance, they don’t have to do anything except repost videos of shit they’ve said.

Trump won ME-02 by 7.5 points in 2020. 

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5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Was Biden +3 last poll. Biden +7 in 2020

Seems like generally a 3 to 5 point bump for Harris off the bat. I think she'll be up huge two weeks post-convention. 

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7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, I could get behind this guy (and really, anyone they choose)

 

I’m going to have to start a Gov Walz fan club. 

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Uh oh, someone got into daddy’s makeup

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1 minute ago, Constant said:

I’m going to have to start a Gov Walz fan club. 

he's great but I'm also sitting here in Austin realizing what we DON'T have in this state

7 minutes ago, tx ind said:

It’s not only that, but feels like 75% of what they broadcast is material directly from Trump and Vance, they don’t have to do anything except repost videos of shit they’ve said.

Yes. The messaging has been perfectly clear. Much better than in the past. Call out every single fucking thing these idiots say. 

9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, I could get behind this guy (and really, anyone they choose)

 

That's a lot of joy and laughter which absolutely piss off the right. Let's do it. 

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Just now, Js1 said:

Uh oh, someone got into daddy’s makeup

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lol, do they really think the majority of americans see either of those as a negative? jfc

Just now, Js1 said:

Uh oh, someone got into daddy’s makeup

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Holy shit. Check out that extremism!

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Uh oh, someone got into daddy’s makeup

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1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he's great but I'm also sitting here in Austin realizing what we DON'T have in this state

I try not to think about that looking at these stars across the nation. 

1 minute ago, Constant said:

Holy shit. Check out that extremism!

A literal lol when I read that. "Bitch probably wants people to have access to healthcare too!" 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Uh oh, someone got into daddy’s makeup

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Where else am I gonna go? The god damn makeup counter at Macy's? : r/IASIP

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he's great but I'm also sitting here in Austin realizing what we DON'T have in this state

How is it in such a diverse state that we have one of the worst governors in the country?

13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, I could get behind this guy (and really, anyone they choose)

 

Is there video of girls that are a few years older than Hope on that slingshot ride?  Preferably wearing low-cut tops? 

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

I try not to think about that looking at these stars across the nation. 

Our guys aren't even rising stars in the republican party.

10 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I like how she's going direct at him, which is something Hillary never did.

Huh? Sure she did. Where were you? She said what he was about and she was right. Remember when she called him Putin’s puppet during the debate and he responded, “No puppet, no puppet, you’re the puppet?” The difference between then and now is that Trump wasn’t a convicted felon then and didn’t have the record of all the misdeeds he’s been guilty of since then. But Hillary was right about everything. People should’ve listened. 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Uh oh, someone got into daddy’s makeup

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Is this real? These chucklefucks really think these are bad things that are going to HURT Kamala?

41 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

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There sure are a lot of photos that don’t show up on mobile lately. 

Just now, The Royal We said:

Is this real? These chucklefucks really think these are bad things that are going to HURT Kamala?

Of course it’s real. They do this all the time and it’s like a laundry list of awesome things that polls really strongly 

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1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Is there video of girls that are a few years older than Hope on that slingshot ride?  Preferably wearing low-cut tops? 

So I'm not on Facebook much anymore but I still have an account. Last week, my wife told me to go look at something on Facebook so I did. I was then fed multiple "reels" of girls in low cut tops with their boobs almost popping out on slingshot rides. When did this become a thing? I guess this is a thing on Instagram. 

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Uh oh, someone got into daddy’s makeup

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LOL at decrim of marijuana being an extreme position.

Did Harris pull the top ranks from Fetterman’s PR team?  Because every punch thrown has landed right on dotard’s fat stupid nose. 

6 minutes ago, Satchel said:

How is it in such a diverse state that we have one of the worst governors in the country?

Repeat after me: Gerrymandering

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So I'm not on Facebook much anymore but I still have an account. Last week, my wife told me to go look at something on Facebook so I did. I was then fed multiple "reels" of girls in low cut tops with their boobs almost popping out on slingshot rides. When did this become a thing? I guess this is a thing on Instagram. 

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