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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Just now, MissingInAction said:

Texas turned to piss. It's up to us to change it.

Tarrant county went to Biden last cycle. I feel like that would be unheard of going back a long way. These gains are possible, but it’s a hell of an uphill battle. I’m in Ellis Co where my vote is worth less than a blade of grass on my lawn, but it’s up to us to be a part of that change.

29 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I think the deep motivation underneath it all is a belief they are voting for their interest.  If you're a left-behind uneducated white person, its rational to believe that voting for a racist system will provide fewer opportunities to black people, which means more opportunities to you.

 

ding ding ding.  They think the meskins and bleks are taking theirs.  Welfare buh gawd. 

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36 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I'm sorry, but there is absolutely no fucking way Donald Trump has the first clue who Hannibal is.

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10 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Texas turned to piss. It's up to us to change it.

GOTV

15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Texas turned to piss. It's up to us to change it.


the only hope are the Whole Foods counties, and try to snipe some of the adjacent counties 

 

 

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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And was convicted of fraud in NY based on testimony from Peter North.

12 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

And was convicted of fraud in NY based on testimony from Peter North.

 

Go on.

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Incredible. She’s been dead for 25 years. 

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18 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

And was convicted of fraud in NY based on testimony from Peter North.

Come again?

And he played for J.D.'s boyhood team.  And you guys don't think we live in a simulation?  

45 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

ding ding ding.  They think the meskins and bleks are taking theirs.  Welfare buh gawd. 

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$50m ad buy in 6 swing states

 

 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Texas is gerrymandered but is also full of dumbass rubes.  NC and WIS are gerrymandered as bad if not worse than TX yet have Dem governors.  It ain't gerrymandering keeping TX governorship red, it's a shitty electorate.

You would think having such large cities would push us at least more purple. But Dallas and Houston (and Austin and San Antonio to a smaller degree) are completely surrounded by large populations of magats

22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Do you want JD Vance in one or multiple orifices? Cuz that’s how you get JD Vance in one or multiple orifices.

21 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

And he played for J.D.'s boyhood team. 

Is that a euphemism?

1 hour ago, Constant said:

Hopefully there are more like him. 

"Former" (with no possibility of ever winning public office again) is the key word in front of Mr. Duncan. 

There aren't more coming from anyone with skin in the game.

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Politically this is a tough situation. But in reality, it’s simple to understand. You can support the Jewish people and condem the Israeli government’s indiscriminate warfare in Gaza. You can support the innocent people of Gaza and condem the heinous terrorism of HAMAS and their ilk. While the solution is very difficult, the messaging is easy. The folks that find fault in the aforementioned position were not going to vote for you either way.

28 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I guess this goes here:

 

Trying to think what drugs he can be on. Cocaine is the obvious one, but it's gotta be more than that. I'm guessing drunk/heavily buzzed as well.  I'm not that familiar with pills. 

 

Countdown to the right calling her anti-semitic. She being married to a Jewish man and possibly selecting a Jewish running mate.

Just now, mdmost said:

Countdown to the right calling her anti-semitic. She being married to a Jewish man and possibly selecting a Jewish running mate.

Trump did yesterday:

 

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Former President Donald Trump repeatedly attacked Vice President Kamala Harris during a rally on Wednesday, telling the crowd, “She’s totally against the Jewish people.”

The baseless claim would come as news to Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff, who is Jewish.

 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Countdown to the right calling her anti-semitic. She being married to a Jewish man and possibly selecting a Jewish running mate.

Countdown?  Trump said yesterday that Harris "is totally against the Jewish people".

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Pretty savvy business move by Dunkin Donuts. Those stranded Trumpkins probably cleaned ‘em out. 

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10 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Trying to think what drugs he can be on. Cocaine is the obvious one, but it's gotta be more than that. I'm guessing drunk/heavily buzzed as well.  I'm not that familiar with pills. 

 

Probably a couple lines of coke and snorted 40mgs of adderall. 

8 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

What are the odds he even knows her husband is Jewish?

Also, L O FUCKING L.

 

Lotta lard in that video.

If the truck driver who was also undocumented did the towing that would be the chef's kiss. 

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Lotta lard in that video.

I’m sure the party of personal responsibility took full responsibility. 

12 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

What are the odds he even knows her husband is Jewish?

Also, L O FUCKING L.

 

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Christ, Walz is on an epic run right now. Banger after banger. 

 

5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

What a contrast 

I love this man

JFC there is not bottom.

10 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

What a contrast 

With taxes, I buy civilization. 

21 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

What a contrast 

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Holy shit this guy is scared.

That “statement” is so fucking bad.

 
 
Props to them White Wimmins
 
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For an "Alpha Male", he's sure a pussy.

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I don't think Trump wants to do much of anything these days. And I don't think he wants to be president. He just doesn't want to go to jail.

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