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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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What a fucking pussy. HA!

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6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

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Man, Walz is awesome. I’m extremely jealous of my Minnesota neighbors. I look at what he’s done for the people of Minnesota and compare it to what little Noem has done for the people of South Dakota, it’s such a stark contrast. And Walz has never shot a dog. 
 

Keep putting him out there, he’s really good at this. 

4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

150k on that call. Amazing. 

 

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

What a fucking pussy. HA!

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55 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

What a contrast 

 

51 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Christ, Walz is on an epic run right now. Banger after banger. 

 

It's impossible not to love Balz to the Walz. I vacillate between Besheer, Cooper, and Shapiro based on how well you idiots are mind fucking me. But if I'm being honest, Walz is the dude I like the most. He reminds me of the uncle who doesn't give a fuck and will say whatever and not surprisingly, is your favorite family member 

Where the heck has Walz been all this time?

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1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

Where the heck has Walz been all this time?

Minnesota?

5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

 

I told my wife she should host a ‘Native American/Mexican mix, adopted by a white, gay Irish Catholic family for Harris’ Zoom call, but we don’t think she’ll be very lucrative to the cause. Probably just gum up our wifi for half an hour. 

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Christ, Walz is on an epic run right now. Banger after banger. 

 

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1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

Where the heck has Walz been all this time?

Making Minnesota one of the best states to live in, despite the winters. 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Minnesota?

And he didn't completely abandon his home state for the duration of his term to make all the media circuits?? What a DINO.

58 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

JFC there is not bottom.

Remember this one?

 

9 minutes ago, Constant said:

I told my wife she should host a ‘Native American/Mexican mix, adopted by a white, gay Irish Catholic family for Harris’ Zoom call, but we don’t think she’ll be very lucrative to the cause. Probably just gum up our wifi for half an hour. 

At this rate she would probably whip up a quick quarter million.

I don't think that's going to have much effect. She's only doing shows in the US before the election in mid to late October. Probably past the time needed to register for November. 

A better thing would be for Taylor to post that link on her multiple million+ user social media accounts. 

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

Hell hath no fury like scored women. Lets fucking go, ladies. This is your moment. 

These wimmin cussing like crazy. Connie Britton just dropped an F bomb.

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

God bless them, I'd bet soon to be illegal in Texas once abbott and paxton see this lol

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I don't think that's going to have much effect. She's only doing shows in the US before the election in mid to late October. Probably past the time needed to register for November. 

A better thing would be for Taylor to post that link on her multiple million+ user social media accounts. 

 

Texas law requires eligible voters to register by the 30th day before Election Day.

 

 the last day to register to vote in the Nov. 5 General Election is Monday, Oct. 7, 2024.

Early voting for the general election begins on Monday, Oct. 21, and ends on Friday, Nov. 1. The last day to apply for a ballot by mail is Friday, Oct. 25.

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Texas law requires eligible voters to register by the 30th day before Election Day.

She's playing Miami for 3 nights in mid October, New Orleans for 3 before the end of October. She plays 3 in Indiana the first of November.  

12 minutes ago, Constant said:

I told my wife she should host a ‘Native American/Mexican mix, adopted by a white, gay Irish Catholic family for Harris’ Zoom call, but we don’t think she’ll be very lucrative to the cause. Probably just gum up our wifi for half an hour. 

Wait, is your wife Native American/Mexican? And is she married? 

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28 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Did they complain to the Zoom manager about the link not working?

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So every child bearing age woman would be questioned traveling to and from anywhere?

 

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“For four years Donald Trump was the laziest and stupidest president in history by far and now he is the laziest and stupidest presidential candidate in history. He is the only candidate for president today who did absolutely nothing today. There is no evidence Donald Trump got out of bed today…” - Lawrence O’Donnell

 

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Going into halftime we were getting our asses kicked but the score was probably closer than it should have been.

We pulled the starting QB and first series of the 2nd half we hit a quick strike TD and the crowd started to get into it.

Next series the defense forced a turnover deep in their end and we punched it in to pull within a FG midway through the 3rd quarter.

Defense just forced another three and out.  The crowd is rocking right now.

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!

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2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Going into halftime we were getting our asses kicked but the score was probably closer than it should have been.

We pulled the starting QB and first series of the 2nd half we hit a quick strike TD and the crowd started to get into it.

Next series the defense forced a turnover deep in their end and we punched it in to pull within a FG midway through the 3rd quarter.

Defense just forced another three and out.  The crowd is rocking right now.

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!

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3 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Biden treats it as the mandate that it would be, and sends a cruise missile to Mar a lago. 

Then says it’s not one of ours, probably a Russian or Iranian rocket that veered off course. 

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It's always nice to remember that Wonder Woman seems like a good person 

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37 minutes ago, Constant said:

I told my wife she should host a ‘Native American/Mexican mix, adopted by a white, gay Irish Catholic family for Harris’ Zoom call, but we don’t think she’ll be very lucrative to the cause. Probably just gum up our wifi for half an hour. 

That sounds hot. Would like to see her gum up the WiFi. What’s her onlyfans name? 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Then says it’s not one of ours, probably a Russian or Iranian rocket that veered off course. 

Putin saying Pringles and crew were playing with hand grenades.  I hate Putin and wish him dead, but I gotta admit, he did make me laugh with that.  

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So every child bearing age woman would be questioned traveling to and from anywhere?

 

Welcome to hell, if we allow it. 

2 minutes ago, Texaus said:

That sounds hot. Would like to see her gum up the WiFi. What’s her onlyfans name? 

328repandaboveonly. 

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4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

It's always nice to remember that Wonder Woman seems like a good person 

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“Wuacamole”

 

1 minute ago, Constant said:

Welcome to hell, if we allow it. 

Yep

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

Welcome to hell, if we allow it. 

Need to hear Walz tell JD to stay out of some poor woman’s uterus, you fucking weirdo 

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Kamala has been relentless. Full offensive mode and there hasn't been any weirdness in the offensive. Unified on target and never off the rails. 

 

high energy. keep that pussy ass bitch on his heels and keeping pushing him, he'll say / do something extremely dumb. it's only a matter of time with that dumbass 

she needs an attack dog team for the deeper cuts 

 

 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

she needs an attack dog team for the deeper cuts 

This is where I like Walz or Beshear. Cooper/Kelly don’t feel to me like they’d be relentless and attack dog, which is the VP role. Unsure on Shapiro 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So the past few male presidents have been minorities?  DEI candidates?

Any male is part of a minority in the US.

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

That is an awful lot of white wine.

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

she needs an attack dog team for the deeper cuts 

I know a guy...

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Not for VP, for attack dog.

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