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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I guess the Trump Vance merch can be packaged with the Let’s Go Brandon merch.

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7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

There is no way to rehab this dude. He’s toast

I hope you're right but we have to assume otherwise until Harris has been inaugurated

Vance suffers from the all-to-common trait of thinking he's funny when he isn't. Trump basically picked Lieutenant Steve as his running mate:

 

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Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Vance suffers from the all-to-common trait of thinking he's funny when he isn't. Trump basically picked Lieutenant Steve as his running mate:

 

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Also....."are you using that couch over there?"

3 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Vance suffers from the all-to-common trait of thinking he's funny when he isn't. Trump basically picked Lieutenant Steve as his running mate.

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I could never make out his Edie gourmet, “then I’ll have to ah-hurt You” joke.  As in I literally cannot understand what Bruno Kirby is saying.  

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

I could never make out his Edie gourmet, “then I’ll have to ah-hurt You” joke.  As in I literally cannot understand what Bruno Kirby is saying.  

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His last point in this clip is a great observation. 

 

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Trump would never pick

A woman

A person of color (or even with a name ending in a non silent vowel or a z)

A white man who is clearly younger and in better shape or taller than him 

 

Not many going to fit those criteria

I am very much waffling on the idea of Vance being replaced on the Trump ticket.

That would have the orange clown admitting he made a mistake or that HE ALONE didn't make that choice.  OR, would he then try to throw his "advisors" under the bus?  This close to the DNC & election, is that the chaos the GQP wants?

1 minute ago, ROFL BOX said:

I am very much waffling on the idea of Vance being replaced on the Trump ticket.

That would have the orange clown admitting he made a mistake or that HE ALONE didn't make that choice.  OR, would he then try to throw his "advisors" under the bus?  This close to the DNC & election, is that the chaos the GQP wants?

He would just blame it on somebody else. He doesn't care about protecting anyone but himself. Don't overthink it. 

 

11 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

I am very much waffling on the idea of Vance being replaced on the Trump ticket.

That would have the orange clown admitting he made a mistake or that HE ALONE didn't make that choice.  OR, would he then try to throw his "advisors" under the bus?  This close to the DNC & election, is that the chaos the GQP wants?

 

Do you think Trump gave a second thought to all those cabinet members he fired years ago?  Cabinet members that he chose?  Shit, he doubles down and calls them losers or whatever.  His followers don't care.  As for chaos within the GOP, they have lived with it since 2015, and the GOP is now a wholly-owned subsidary of Trump Organization at this point.  It's whatever Donnie wants, fuck polling, feelings, whatever.  And if Don feels that JD is too much of a liability, he would pull the ripcord as late as September.  It's not going to cost him any votes; he didn't gain votes from naming JD, nor would he lose any if he were replaced.  It's Trump 24/7.  The VP is just for show. 

Trump could call JD up this afternoon and tell him to resign for health reasons, or some other made up thing.  It doesn't make a shit to Trump.  And JD will gladly do it, with tears in his eyes, because MAGA.  

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

Dude that's like a bad highschool class president campaign video lol

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Not only is Doug’s ex wife all for Kamala, he himself seems cool as hell

 

Presidential nominee asks her husband "where were you, I need you?"  And his answer is...."I was in spin class with my gay friends, and then we stopped for a latte"....that's about as 2024 moment as can actually occur.

Also, that sequence of events will lock in my wife's vote for Kamala, 100%.

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Dude that's like a bad highschool class president campaign video lol

was the loveseat added in?

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Presidential nominee asks her husband "where were you, I need you?"  And his answer is...."I was in spin class with my gay friends, and then we stopped for a latte"....that's about as 2024 moment as can actually occur.

Also, that sequence of events will lock in my wife's vote for Kamala, 100%.

what kind of a weirdo leaves his phone in the car for extended amounts of time?

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

He's got the Stoops family vote locked up.

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1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

Awkward Krieger GIF by Archer

 

23 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

He would just blame it on somebody else. He doesn't care about protecting anyone but himself. Don't overthink it. 

 

Reportedly Don Jr. was one of Vance’s most vocal advocates for his selection as Trump’s running mate. 

 

Little confused - I'd say RFK is "third party" and not sure how Trump is not a "charismatic challenger" but Joe needs to get his ass going and get that ceasefire done to flip Key #11

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I fucking LOVE That people have figured out how to spot these bots on X/Reddit and figured out how to out them. 

Notice how Trump's upswing directly corresponds to Biden's downswing since June.

I fully expect Trump's to start heading down again post-DNC. 

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3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Was about to say, don't we have a child tax CREDIT.  Now I think it is kind of dumb it is at its least valuable when a kid tends to get the most expensive but I get the whole 18, technically adult, no "requirement to go to college" thing so that's a discussion for another thread BUT yea people who have kids do get a tax benefit over an equally positioned person without kids.  What a moron.  

Tax credit and 50% bigger standard deduction to reduce taxable income, and then a tax rate that is lower after credits and deductions (ex: 50k taxable income $614 lower taxes for head of household vs single, and another $123 lower of married filing jointly).

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3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Goddamn I am floating right now 

 

she is so pissed throughout that

5 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

Apparently the Vance fucking a couch thing is real and was in his book prior to 2016. There are some screen shots floating around the TikToks. It would be interesting to see a pre2016 copy.

Putting that in your bio novel is as gratuituous and stupid as Noem putting in the doggocide.

20 minutes from the new Fox News polls, the last ones were:

Trump +1 (49-48) over Biden and hypothetically Trump +1 (49-48) over Harris
Trump +3 in the three-way (44-41-10) with Biden and RFK
Trump 44/56 favorability
Biden 40/60
RFK 42/51

These were the post-debate polls, so will be interesting to see the shift.

so this captures post assassination attempt and kamala at head of ticket?

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9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Goddamn I am floating right now 

 

Where in the FUCK has this democratic party been for the last 8 years??

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Man, if Vance does have to drop out it will be poetic justice for yet another hypocritical shitbag who sold out his principles to grasp power through the snake oil of MAGA. And Junior will look yet again like dumb Fredo we all know him to be. 

It’s really amazing to watch. Several of my colleagues are former law school classmates of JD. Most of them say he was a pretty generic, dweeby but harmless guy at YLS. You never know what’s lurking underneath. 

On the other hand, they’ve all described his wife as “soulless” even back then, so seems like a match made in heaven.

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Will Ferrell Reaction GIF
 

finally dems showing up and on the offensive, calling him weak and tired. Hit him where it causes rage.

whoever let Pete lose on tv is a genius and perfect timing.

Just now, babysdaddy said:

so this captures post assassination attempt and kamala at head of ticket?

Today's will, yes.

And another to throw on the pile -

Commonwealth Foundation (basically PA's version of TPPF) has Harris +1 (and Casey +11)

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Today's will, yes.

And another to throw on the pile -

Commonwealth Foundation (basically PA's version of TPPF) has Harris +1 (and Casey +11)

Again, I call bullshit.  If Casey is +11, there is no way Harris is +1.

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7 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Where in the FUCK has this democratic party been for the last 8 years??

What can be, unburdened by what has been. 

 

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Long way until nov 5 ….

 

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11 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Where in the FUCK has this democratic party been for the last 8 years??

Literally waiting for the 70+ Democrats to yield the floor. 

5 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Walz: Then we're gonna get some food. Corndog? 

Daughter: I'm vegetarian. 

Walz: Turkey, then. 

Daughter: Turkey's meat. 

Walz: Not in Minnesota, turkey's special. 

 

 

 

in this clip he reminds me of a more sane version of this 

 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

So it’s a governor. Kelly is probably out. Back to thinking Walz or Beshear 

43 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

what kind of a weirdo leaves his phone in the car for extended amounts of time?

Maybe someone who is well-adjusted and doesn't want to be interrupted or distracted for an hour or two.

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Vance suffers from the all-to-common trait of thinking he's funny when he isn't. 

Surlyitis?

Just now, Js1 said:

So it’s a governor. Kelly is probably out. Back to thinking Walz or Beshear 

Or Cooper

49 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Not only is Doug’s ex wife all for Kamala, he himself seems cool as hell

 

WTF is this "brat" bullshit?  I have no idea what this means. 

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