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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

We're olds.  We aren't supposed to know, other than "brat" means good.

 

FYI, I had to ask my 10 year old daughter.  She gave me her definition of it and told me I was an old because I didn't know.

 

 

My 14 year old daughter had no idea what it was.  I guess she's old too.

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4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My 14 year old daughter had no idea what it was.  I guess she's old too.

 

3 things I would like to see someone pose to Trump:

”Donald, please recite your favorite prayer or bible verse.”

”Donald, please tell us the names of your grandchildren.”

“Donald, please describe what an Allen wrench looks like.”

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I’d like someone to actually ask him why he’s fucking orange. 

2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

3 things I would like to see someone pose to Trump:

”Donald, please recite your favorite prayer or bible verse.”

”Donald, please tell us the names of your grandchildren.”

“Donald, please describe what an Allen wrench looks like.”


put on a dress shirt and button it up. then tie your tie

put on a pair of sneakers and tie them up

Wait, Trump's not a Christian?  No way that's true.  We have evidence.

Trump is selling 'God Bless the USA' Bibles for $59.99 as he faces mounting  legal bills | The Seattle Times

30 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’ll ask again, which bible do christians and evangelicals read ?

 

I mean fucking listen to what they are saying.  “In 4 years you are not going to have to vote again.”

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Or sheltered 

aka, has good parenting.

I'll take that.

The dumbest mother fucker to ever sit in the White House. There are posters on this board that would kill to change his diaper ….

 

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest mother fucker to ever sit in the White House. There are posters here that would kill to change his diaper ….

 

Well, if by 'here', you mean DT, sure...

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest mother fucker to ever sit in the White House. There are posters on this board that would kill to suck his limp chode for drugs ….

 

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This has been done to death, but never like this. Imagine if Obama said “Just vote me in and you’ll never have to vote again. Oh and by the way I’m not actually Christian.”

This has been done to death, but never like this. Imagine if Obama said “Just vote me in and you’ll never have to vote again. Oh and by the way I’m not actually Christian.”

And again, just hammer him on simple, clear, batshit statements like those. Won’t let him run away. Shove them in his face. Relentlessly.
8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This has been done to death, but never like this. Imagine if Obama said “Just vote me in and you’ll never have to vote again. Oh and by the way I’m not actually Christian.”

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1 hour ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

He's really flying off the handle with this dictator stuff out in the open.  Keep at it.

Careful what you wish for. Saying the quiet part out loud got him into the White House in 2016 and in command of the GOP.

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

What the fuckity fuck !!!!!!

 

Well that’s fucking insane

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

What the fuckity fuck !!!!!!

 

Did they shoot that on Elba?

 
Remember when they said "liberalism is a mental illness"? I 'member.
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high energy. keep that pussy ass bitch on his heels and keeping pushing him, he'll say / do something extremely dumb. it's only a matter of time with that dumbass 
she needs an attack dog team for the deeper cuts 
 
 
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im ready to be her life in bf 

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Why is the Logan Act even a law if it isn't enforced?

9 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Why is the Logan Act even a law if it isn't enforced?

You could say that about a fuck ton of laws these days. 

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32 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Why is the Logan Act even a law if it isn't enforced?

Honestly it's fear of backlash. Which means we're already not a nation of laws. We're a nation of fee fees. This election is not to keep us on the right track, it's to give us hope of getting back to it. 

No, he says it because he wants to remain in power until he dies because he knows that is the only way he stays out of prison.  And he knows his cult (and his actual billionaire backers) want the same thing so they can continue their corruption.

He doesn’t have to stay in power forever. He only needs to be president again for a day and he can make all the cases go away.
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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Did they shoot that on Elba?

Saint Helena would be my preference.

7 hours ago, CTC2 said:

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Trump Talks Cryptically About Future Elections’

It needs to be the #1 story of the day, but it won’t. 

4 minutes ago, Constant said:

Trump Talks Cryptically About Future Elections’

It needs to be the #1 story of the day, but it won’t. 

If-and that's a big if--there is a debate between Harris & Trump that needs to be question #1 by the hosts. They likely wouldn't have the brains/balls to ask him to clarify that statement, but I DO have faith that Kamala would corner him and hammer away with his owns words throughout the debate. 

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I mean, the guy's been telling us for a long while that he intends to be a despot, and half the country is nodding along like, yeah, that sounds good.

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Careful what you wish for. Saying the quiet part out loud got him into the White House in 2016 and in command of the GOP.

It ain’t persuading any independents, though.  
 

I think this is NOT going to be a turn out the base election.  It’s going to be about reassuring a small sliver of GOP traditionalists likes @Bozo_Casanova’s FIL that Kamala can be both appealing to minorities and younger voters AND have a resume and values that historically they’d find friendly if her name was Elizabeth or Susan.  

17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Random question: Has anyone ever heard Donald Trump laugh?

I bet it sounds like a combination of a cat hacking up a hairball and a trash dumpster being drug across concrete at 3AM.

Random question: Has anyone ever heard Donald Trump laugh?

Jeffrey Epstein?
1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

If-and that's a big if--there is a debate between Harris & Trump that needs to be question #1 by the hosts. They likely wouldn't have the brains/balls to ask him to clarify that statement, but I DO have faith that Kamala would corner him and hammer away with his owns words throughout the debate. 

I’ve been saying that for 6 months.  Ask Trump an oblique question about the end of 4 years and let him hang himself.  
 

“If you win, and after your 4 years is up, as you step down from being president, what do you think you will do next?” 

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10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’ll ask again, which bible do christians and evangelicals read ?

 

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9 hours ago, CTC2 said:

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Just came here to post this from my Insta feed.  Any the narrator in my clip is afraid people will miss it and it will fly under the radar.  I don't think so .. . .

 

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Out of all the insane, nonsensical, racist, sexist bullshit that guy vomits from his mouth on a daily basis, you would think the dictator talk is something all Americans could rally around to finally end him. The fact that it doesn't is absolutely crazy to me. Literally the least American thing you could even suggest. Who are the real Patriots here? We already know the answer.

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10 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

White Brats for Kamala

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ya veal me?

That joke is the wurst

36 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

That's his attempt to capture the 18-34 demographic.

10 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

3 things I would like to see someone pose to Trump:

”Donald, please recite your favorite prayer or bible verse.”

”Donald, please tell us the names of your grandchildren.”

“Donald, please describe what an Allen wrench looks like.”

His response for your first question goes exactly how you'd expect

 

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