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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Where has this Democratic Party been all my life?

FIGHT

I'm old enough to recall a time when it felt a little like this. This sea change is awesome. Truly awesome.

This is a forceful expression of embracing citizenship and looking ahead. I also feel like the Dems have realized that they can sometimes place the common cause above their divergent interests and constituencies. I'll overstate it, but the herd of cats becomes a pride of lions. So thrilling.

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14 minutes ago, Pods said:

This is fantastic. I'm going to make a "yes and" type suggestion. 

How about "Giant Mountain Douche"?

Vladimir Futon?

32 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I think the most simple answer is that they’re cocky and think they have it in the bag. The tone is set from the top down and trump doesn’t think there’s any chance he’ll lose 

 

either that or they’re planning a full blown coup 

It’s both. They’re cocky because they’re planning a coup. 

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JD Vance eats tortillas straight from the package.

13 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s the damndest thing. I just drove across rural SW Colorado twice and I’m in Montrose county right now, which is solid 65-70% Republican. In 3 hours of driving, 100 days out, I saw ZERO evidence of MAGA. No flags, no signs, no hats, no stickers. Nothing. I even drove around the parking lot of gun depot. NADA. 
 

They will vote for him, but the enthusiasm just isn’t on that side. For the first time since 2008, the enthusiasm is here. 

Conversely; I was driving around Smith Mountain Lake Virginia last week and saw a maga flag every 5 feet, a trump bus, and a confederate flag that I highly considered burning late at night. 

11 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

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Or from someone's abuela who's selling them around the holidays.

That's one of my favorite things. My wife works with 1stgen, minority students and some days she'll come home with 6 dozen tamales.  

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11 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

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yall fuckers are making me hungry  !!!

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

If Kerry wasn’t the first person I ever voted for I wouldn’t remember his name. 

Still, he was the far better candidate. The re-election of W was an abysmal moment for the country. 

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Conversely; I was driving around Smith Mountain Lake Virginia last week and saw a maga flag every 5 feet, a trump bus, and a confederate flag that I highly considered burning late at night. 

Hell my next door neighbor here at the Virginia Beach Oceanfront has his Maga shit out, but that is basically constant. Along with the two insane gay guys at the front of the neighborhood.

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18 minutes ago, Pods said:

This is fantastic. I'm going to make a "yes and" type suggestion. 

How about "Giant Mountain Douche"?

@Hank Kingsley  That post should've read "Diet Mountain Douche". 

3 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Vladimir Futon?

This is also awesome. 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

This is magical:

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No one can be allowed to impede a gathering, huh? I mean…except treasonous insurrectionists trying to break up a convened Congress so it can’t perform its Constitutional duty to count votes…in that case, it’s totally cool to impede and try to murder the VP, and if anyone was convicted for that, we should pardon them.

Party of treason. 100%, not even 1% pro-American anymore.

Oh really…

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Okie State said:

JD Vance eats tortillas straight from the package.

Eats Tamales with the shucks on. 

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27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Waltz would slap as vp, thank god trump has Vance …..

 

I went through his twitter feed the other night, and there is so much wholesome content. I didn't see much negativity, every time he posts about politics it's always positive and highlighted great work or programs in the state. It's so surprising to see that nowadays from a politician. He's a veteran, a former teacher, union member, and a gun owner with support for sensible gun laws. I can't find anything I disagree with on his interviews or Minnesota state laws. Dude would be perfect to get some, Midwest, independents, blue collar workers and white folks that resonated with Biden in 2020 to vote blue this election. And picking him does not jeopardize and important seat that could be vulnerable next election.

1 hour ago, Constant said:

Would make things so much easier for Florida to reject him. Feels like there are too many rednecks, though. 

Yeah, I know a few people who moved there in the last 5 years to get away from "liberal dictatorships"

Saw this on Twitter, maybe it's a sign of things to come for Florida.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Eats Tamales with the shucks on. 

Treats objects like women.

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


yall fuckers are making me hungry  !!!

Couple of years ago we did some fishing at port A and were hanging out outside the camper in the RV park when a nondescript sedan drove through the park asking everyone if they wanted tamales. I had just had like 5 lbs of rockfish fried up by a local establishment, but my answer was I’ll take 2 dozen.  Because you don’t say no. 

17 hours ago, NAVY said:

Word? What word? Is this more secret language stuff us olds just can’t understand? 

family guy bird is the word GIF

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

By all means then, we should ignore it instead of making violators defend their behavior in court. 

At this point it should be clear even to you that our legal system has always depended on the precarious assumption that most people want to be good. It is wholly incapable of dealing with people like Trump. So with all due respect, fuck the legalese. You'd think your inability to see or admit to the blindingly obvious with Cannon would have been a wake up call. 

Legal systems exist to protect society and keep it orderly. Ours is utterly and completely failing to do so right now. The legal system is not worthy of respect or deference in and of itself, only insofar as it does its job. It isn't, so it shouldn't be respected until it corrects itself. 

That's a dandy rant.

But the fact remains that the statute has been on the books for 225 years in unaltered form, has been prosecuted twice in all that time, three years and 53 years after its enactment, with no convictions.

So I guess it is fear of backlash.

Or maybe it's a poorly thought out, loosely drafted criminal law.  We have quite a few of those.

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9 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Conversely; I was driving around Smith Mountain Lake Virginia last week and saw a maga flag every 5 feet, a trump bus, and a confederate flag that I highly considered burning late at night. 

 


They appear to be recreating the Battle of Windy Point on that lake today. Let’s hope it goes well for them.

 

11 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Treats objects like women.

Fucking fascist

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14 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Treats objects like women.

Hates police, loves couches

 

7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 


They appear to be recreating the Battle of Windy Point on that lake today. Let’s hope it goes well for them.

 

Jesus. Glad I’m back on Maui or I’d be out there getting in some TROUBLE on the waverunner. Beautiful lake though. 

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7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Hates police, loves couches

 

This guy is the gift that keeps on giving. Like the jelly of the month club

33 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Conversely; I was driving around Smith Mountain Lake Virginia last week and saw a maga flag every 5 feet, a trump bus, and a confederate flag that I highly considered burning late at night. 

 

I've commented in the past about my work commute (17 miles, from one smallish town to another, through an even smaller town) and how many Trump flags were flying pre and post 2020.   Those folks never stopped flying a flag; they have just replaced (or in some instances, double and tripled down).  

Couple of weeks ago, I noticed a number of fresh flags.  I guess the shooting/convention bump was enough for them to hit up Amazon or wherever they get their shit from.

 

 

47 minutes ago, Okie State said:

JD Vance eats tortillas straight from the package.

I eat HEB tortillas straight from the package. 😔

Just now, safe sex said:

I eat HEB tortillas straight from the package. 😔

But you're not a misogynistic, sycophantic fascist. 

3 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I eat HEB tortillas straight from the package. 😔

Vance has never heard of HEB. He's a Mission tortilla guy.

5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

But you're not a misogynistic, sycophantic fascist. 

Disagree Season 3 GIF by The Lonely Island

15 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Vance has never heard of HEB. He's a Mission tortilla guy.

Likes to dip into Picante mild as well. 

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Or from someone's abuela who's selling them around the holidays.

That's one of my favorite things. My wife works with 1stgen, minority students and some days she'll come home with 6 dozen tamales.  

My go to taco truck does tamales in the winter. Always a winner

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

I had a friend who believed old people couldn’t get STDs….like it was impossible.

I no longer associate with that friend.

Which STD did he give you?

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

I had a friend who believed old people couldn’t get STDs….like it was impossible.

I no longer associate with that friend.

Because….?

The friend is an idiot?

Or because you think it’s a good idea to stop “associating” in case you catch a STD from said friend?

51 minutes ago, G650 said:

This guy is the gift that keeps on giving. Like the jelly of the month club

Gotta be careful.  We want him still on the ticket in November.  All of this reprehensible history means nothing if he "withdraws" tomorrow.

39 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I eat HEB tortillas straight from the package. 😔

Try 10 sec per side on a gas burner.  They get better.

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

"Yes we come"? Phonetically it's not great. I still prefer "we're not going back"

 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

MSNBC is reporting it’s down to these guys…

 

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Think I prefer Kelly and what he brings in Arizona out of those guys. 

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Try 10 sec per side on a gas burner.  They get better.

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

I’d like to know this answer as well…

This is why: The fascists will try to keep a state, or even multiple states, from certifying its electoral votes by keeping states tied up in court. It's a continuation of the January 6 coup. They've already filed at least a hundred lawsuits across the country about supposed illegal voting processes and a single ballot has yet to be cast. Their goal is to prevent states from certifying electoral votes. Under the Constitution, if a state hasn't declared its electoral college vote at least 6 days before December 17 then it may result in that state's votes not being cast. In such a case, the US HOR may get to decide the election. 

19 hours ago, Pancho said:

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I love "Criminal Donald Trump".  Think Democrats should repeat this moniker over and over.  

1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

Yeah, I know a few people who moved there in the last 5 years to get away from "liberal dictatorships"

Saw this on Twitter, maybe it's a sign of things to come for Florida.

 

 

Maybe they’re taking Trump’s threats to cut their Social Security seriously.

6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

This is why: The fascists will try to keep a state, or even multiple states, from certifying its electoral votes by keeping states tied up in court. It's a continuation of the January 6 coup.

Their goal is to prevent states from certifying electoral votes. Under the Constitution, if a state hasn't declared its electoral college vote at least 6 days before December 17 then it may result in that state's votes not being cast. In such a case, the US HOR may get to decide the election. 


 

bingo 

you know Texas is ready to play along 

Trial runs have been attempted the past couple of years, a maga gqp election official on the county level will refuse to certify an election result. One excuse I’ve seen is they want to review all voting data on voting machines and they want to match how many people voted to the number of votes cast. It has yet to work but with an Abbott or Paxton in charge, that county election official might have firepower behind them. 
 

say they split Tx and Fl, both states delay certifying results on purpose + multiple maga gqp lawsuits to muddy the water. Boom, it goes to the house 

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1 hour ago, Okie State said:

JD Vance eats tortillas straight from the package.

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2,458th disqualifying thing this POS has said.

38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

MSNBC is reporting it’s down to these guys…

 

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I like how all the "inside sources" have all narrowed down to the final 3 and all of the sources have a different group.

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