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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

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Yeah, Trump doesn’t stoop to juvenile taunts.  Lyin Ted. Little Marco.  Pocahontas.  Ron DeSanctimonious. 

GQP doesn’t like when Dems decide to play by the GQP’s rules. Oh, and

 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

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Trump will be calling this guy “weak Vivek” or “little Vivek” before September. I've never been more certain of anything in my life. 

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

These are the same people who believed Taylor Swift was a CIA plant and that wasn't an insignificant amount of people.

These people also freak out slightly when they bring up Kamala Harris taking over for Biden to you in recent days, and you casually mention that you knew for years that she was on the ticket precisely because the Democrats planned for a woman to take the top spot if Roe v Wade was overturned.  They freak a little more when you mention that Biden faked everything that led to his stepping back and letting her take over the top spot.  And then you mention that when Trump was injured in the shooting, you knew that she would be announced within a week or two to take the spotlight away from Trump.  

And then you tell this person that "isn't that exactly what George Soros would do? Have somebody ready to take up the baby-killing abortion mantle? Have somebody read to take the spotlight away from Trump if something happened and he started gaining interest from moderates/independents?"

41 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Curious to know if you looked up which one died, you just happened to remember, or if you took a guess. 

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15 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Trump will be calling this guy “weak Vivek” or “little Vivek” before September. I've never been more certain of anything in my life. 

you talking about this guy?

 

 

that would be an upgrade for him

1 minute ago, naija said:

you talking about this guy?

 

 

that would be an upgrade for him

Jesus…that is quite a video. 

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11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 


Weird resonates with the non-Democratic base better than “threat to democracy”. Keep running with that and “not going back”

14 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

 

keep it up until trump's head explodes and he goes off 

 

 

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6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Yep. It’s obvious b.s.

Sy Hersh has gone completely wacko since the Obama administration. 

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57 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Weird resonates with the non-Democratic base better than “threat to democracy”. Keep running with that and “not going back”

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

keep it up until trump's head explodes and he goes off 

Trump will watch the coverage and every few minutes will mutter something under his breath about "that fucking hillbilly couch fucker".

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump will watch the coverage and every few minutes will mutter something under his breath about "that fucking hillbilly couch fucker".


two guys that wear make up on the same ticket is weird 

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

 


sooo weird 

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4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Next quarterly statement in their mailbox

Oh crap.  This is wrong?

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or writing it, I'm not one to judge, there's money to be made in anthropomorphic erotica. 

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always make fun of Fascists, because they absolutely hate being laughed at

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

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That author made a shitload of money, even though for a simple 3-act 150-page novel, it sucked ass - they go through the trouble of introducing this elaborate Chekhov's Gun in the first act, remind you of it in the second act, and then gloss right over for the third act.

Then again, maybe they know their audience can't finish past about page 30 and has no interest in the rest of the novel.

38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Then again, maybe they know their audience can't finish past about page 30 and has no interest in the rest of the novel.

Some of us them didn't make it past the cover photo. 

6 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

60k for the white dudes for Kamala tomorrow. The women more than doubled that. That is why we need women in leadership. They actually do shit.

I've signed up for it and will attend. 

9 hours ago, Macanudo said:

A lot of them can't even figure out how to log in to the provider's website to do that.  

Well to be fair, that's the hardest part of the whole deal

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That author made a shitload of money, even though for a simple 3-act 150-page novel, it sucked ass - they go through the trouble of introducing this elaborate Chekhov's Gun in the first act, remind you of it in the second act, and then gloss right over for the third act.

Then again, maybe they know their audience can't finish past about page 30 and has no interest in the rest of the novel.

You’ve read that book? This is the first I’ve heard of it. I’m curious who the model on the cover is. Can’t tell if the face and the torso are from the same person.

Sounds reminiscent of the Russian mobster in the woods on The Sopranos. Chase introduced lots of storylines on that show that were never resolved and no one held him accountable. I’m not sure why we should have higher standards for dinosaur erotica. (Still not sure why dinosaur erotica is even a thing. That’s something I think I could’ve gotten along just fine without knowing was a thing. But here we are.)

6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

He looks like he's fixing to play Tequila on the jukebox and dance on the bar, except not nearly as cool as Pee Wee.

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Some folks are not taking all these uppity females consolidating their power well:

 

 

 

 

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39 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

 

Oh my.

The right really doesn't enjoy when the tables are turned. Kamala and everyone around her needs to start gaslighting the media on things she's previously said. Well, you can't take her literally....

18 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Oh my.

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While on the topic of Republicans being weird, never forget how this fucking loser drinks from a bottle of water. So alpha. IMG_7335.thumb.webp.8d3e59febfe96290215374f2ca0779e3.webp

We are now double digit days from Election Day (99)

Another national poll today - Harris +2 (44-42)

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Great move by Biden to go for constitutional amendments for removing presidential immunity and term limits for the Supreme Court. Look forward to the gop stance how both are bad.

there are some good aspects to having an old, lame duck president. They can go after legacy items and not worried about future elections or lining their own pocket.

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9 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Great move by Biden to go for constitutional amendments for removing presidential immunity and term limits for the Supreme Court. Look forward to the gop stance how both are bad.

there are some good aspects to having an old, lame duck president. They can go after legacy items and not worried about future elections or lining their own pocket.

I genuinely don't think an amendment is going to be fruitful, it's too easy to block and all the (R) states will simply out of spite

9 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Weird resonates with the non-Democratic base better than “threat to democracy”. Keep running with that and “not going back”

I think "weird" is more accessible to people who don't, or don't want to, pay attention to policy discussions or culture wars.  It's easier to understand that they just want someone in charge that is normal that they don't have to really think about and will mostly leave them alone.

12 hours ago, Macanudo said:

A lot of them can't even figure out how to log in to the provider's website to do that.  

Those folks aren’t paperless.

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Pato beat me to it

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I've signed up for it and will attend. 

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10 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

He’s like Pete Buttigieg’s proud dad. 
 

 

"He's going to talk about Hannibal Lecter and other weird shark shit or whatever"

Line of the year

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

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BUT THE DEMOCRATS ARE ALLOWING THE BROWN HORDE TO CROSS THE BORDER AND SUCK UP ALL OF THE WELFARE THAT MYYYYYYYYYYYY TAAAAXXXXEEEESSSSSS PAY FOR!!!!

53 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I genuinely don't think an amendment is going to be fruitful, it's too easy to block and all the (R) states will simply out of spite

I think the point is to get them to vote against it, not an expectation that it’s going to pass. 

Laughing at the retards on the right is the right move.  Gotta come up with more ways to do it.  “They’re weird” doesn’t have enough legs for 100 more days. 

5 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Laughing at the retards on the right is the right move.  Gotta come up with more ways to do it.  “They’re weird” doesn’t have enough legs for 100 more days. 

I'm sure Trump and Vance will give the Dems plenty of fresh material over the next three months.

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