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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Bottom line, these guys are fucking absolute losers with zero appeal to females, and it makes them ragey.

"You won't pair-bond with me?  Fine...I'll MAKE you pair-bond with me!"

They hate women, and want to subjugate them, because women won't bend to their every whim and will.  Now, ONE way of mitigating that would to 1) not be such over-the-top creepy weird dickheads, so 2) you actually have some appeal to women.  But...that's clearly beyond them.  So, imposing a government-enforced social order that forces women to be with them....that's what they're going with.

LOSERS.  That's what the GQP is - LOSERS.  Dudes who can't get fucking dates with any female with an ounce of self-esteem/self-respect.  And never will.

To follow on my point.....yeah, the reason that THIS guy can't get a "Stacy" to hook up with him is because of the woke mind virus and because dems have warped women's thinking and shit.....

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....it has NOTHING to do with him being a pathetic loser with literally nothing about him that would be attractive to a female of any status or stature.

Yep.  It's all the dems' fault that women aren't lined up around the block to get with him.  So we need to pass some laws to fix that shit, and MAKE them get with him!

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Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Man, talk about alignment in messaging. “Weird” must have really resonated in focus groups 

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Radical republicans are paying rappers to promote the “Kamala isn’t black” narrative and to not vote for her.

The problem is these are the shittiest of shit rappers and they are getting massacred by everyone regardless of race in the replies.

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Radical republicans are paying rappers to promote the “Kamala isn’t black” narrative and to not vote for her.

The problem is these are the shittiest of shit rappers and they are getting massacred by everyone regardless of race in the 

Oh no! They got Pancho mid-sentence!

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Whoa whoa there, Gretchen.  Let's not condemn "freaks" so quickly, okay?

Signed,

Someone who might like to get freaky with Gretchen

Just now, Red Five said:

Oh no! They got Pancho mid-sentence!

What a shame... and right before that, he was so articulate.....

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Radical republicans are paying rappers to promote the “Kamala isn’t black” narrative and to not vote for her.

The problem is these are the shittiest of shit rappers and they are getting massacred by everyone regardless of race in the replies.

It’s all the ones he’s either pardoned, or offered for pardons to, or they don’t want to pay more taxes or they are also running crypto scams 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Radical republicans are paying rappers to promote the “Kamala isn’t black” narrative and to not vote for her.

The problem is these are the shittiest of shit rappers and they are getting massacred by everyone regardless of race in the replies.

When you lost the Swae Lee vote, you've lost........rappers who don't like to pay money to the government?

 

Little did I know, thinking "We Are Not Going Back" was the beginning of a movement, but no, it's "They're Weird".

My apologies to Gov. Walz.

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6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Jesus, if anyone needs to shut the fuck up in this situation it's Meatball fucking Ron who got his ass handed to him and completely caved like the craven bitch he is. 

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

It can and should be said in many different ways with the focus on different aspects of Trump's character and Project 2025, but the gist of Democratic messaging should be that every Republican is a weird little creep because they're all socially maladjusted and irresponsible, and they want to push women out of public life and back into the home because the men are incapable of taking care of themselves or their families and need to be able to force women to do that for them.

Yes, weird little men with retrograde views and policies.  I think the latter is fairly implicit in the term "weird."

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Whoa whoa there, Gretchen.  Let's not condemn "freaks" so quickly, okay?

Signed,

Someone who might like to get freaky with Gretchen

You and I gotta type.....

But yeah, this "weird" thing is landing because it's true.  Literally everyone has THAT person on FB or something and they're a little off.

18 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

I've already seen some swift-boating type shit being pulled out on Twitter, some guy who supposedly served with Walz saying he abandoned them yada yada... I'm sure it'll be hugely amplified and all over the place if Walz is the guy

So they're saying Walz served, unlike a certain general bone spurs that called captured and wounded soldiers losers, and he didn't like losers.  Swift boat away.  

I personally can't wait till Walz starts blasting Russia and tying Rightwingers to them in a very public way, like an anchor.  

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Maladroit misanthropes & miscellaneous malingerers, imo.

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Lmaooo

44 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Honkies for Harris sounds way better.

Crackers for Kamala?

1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

Holy shit

There is something that I never thought I’d see on my bingo card: a viewpoint from John Bolton that I liked. 

Desantis is the definition of a vapid, shrill, weird psycho. 

You and I gotta type.....
But yeah, this "weird" thing is landing because it's true.  Literally everyone has THAT person on FB or something and they're a little off.

I think Maga is nervous af right now. It’s charming to watch.

That’s said, I wouldn’t put it past the Dems to straight up fumble the ball somehow on this Hail Mary they seem to have caught.

Please don’t fuck this up Dems.
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No words.

 

22 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

That's a great gotcha line, but the truth of the matter is DOL compounded by many varied state regulations/restrictions on teenage work(specifically 16-18) are overwrought.   

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4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Excellent thread.

 

Many of us dumped the Xitter and can't read threads anymore. Can you do the Threadreader app thing to share?

6 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Excellent thread.

 

Can you post the full thread for those without Twitter please?

39 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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On 7/27/2024 at 2:33 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Please pay attention while voting ….

 

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At least in the state of Texas, every ballot has the signature of the Presiding Judge of that polling location on it. It’s either hand signed by the PJ or stamped. Source: me, who is an election worker in Harris County.

48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Whoa whoa there, Gretchen.  Let's not condemn "freaks" so quickly, okay?

Signed,

Someone who might like to get freaky with Gretchen

Might?

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8 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

No words.

 

That is outstanding on so many levels.  GREAT casting and wardrobe.  Just lulz.

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Crackers for Kamala?

I would buy either one of those hats

10 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

No words.

 

"Also, mouth stuff is a sin"  I'm dying here.  Good production and messaging and a touch of dark humor.

14 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

No words.

 

Wow

But yes

1 hour ago, texasdago said:

I personally think Creepy or even Cringe (for the youts) would be good.  That commercial someone posted earlier (the Congressman in the bedroom) was perfect.  Run more of those.  Seriously... those are perfect.  

We must be careful. We're the choir in this thing. Weird is working. Stick with weird; it's not a word like gnarly or igmo.

I miss igmo.

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

INCOMING!

 

 

 

 

Yup, this is what I'm talking about, completely missing the point. It's not a "war on weird," it's pointing out a very particular form of weird that is truly bizarre and creepy as fuck. Pretty much everyone gets the context, but I knew there would be something like this from the far left. I noticed their already mixing it in with words like "bizarre" and "creepy" which I think is the right way to keep it at the forefront, because it appears to be working.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

To follow on my point.....yeah, the reason that THIS guy can't get a "Stacy" to hook up with him is because of the woke mind virus and because dems have warped women's thinking and shit.....

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If he gets contacts and hits the gym, he can get back to his pre-hamburder indulging self….and Stacy will come around.    

Nothing gets a young woman wetter than reading aloud your favorite portions of Ayn Rand to her. 

of all the slings and arrows hurtled at dotard & co and yet fucking "weird" somehow sticks. I don't get it. lol, sigh

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INCOMING!
 
 
 
 

Shit like this is where the “if liberals are so fucking smart how come they lose so god damn always” line comes from.

We get it. You like chess. You’re really good at chess. You love to play chess.

You can’t fucking play chess with somebody who thinks the way you win the game is to just flip the fucking board over.
I'm not seeing how term limits are a solution to the SCOTUS problem we're currently facing. It will still be a crap shoot about who is in office when the term is up, and the electoral college is still problematic because only republicans can win the office without the popular vote. Not to mention that confirmation lies with the Senate, which is also unfairly gives small red states way too much power. I think it's also a legitimate concern that the amendment could never, ever, in a million years pass the states. It would be another line of attack in 2028 that Biden/Kamala/Dems "lied" by not implementing term limits for SCOTUS-remember, most voters are morons and don't see the nuance of putting it out there vs. getting it passed, and have no understanding about the limits of presidential powers (a problem that has driven me crazy for decades when it comes to presidential campaigns). I think it would be far more feasible and effective to add seats to the court, because that can be done if you win Congress and doesn't require an amendment to the constitution. It's also very much justified after Moscow Mitch literally stole a pick from Obama. 

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20 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

One of the weirdest of the weirdos.

this was my introduction to DeSantis.  weird AF:

 

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29 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Excellent thread.

 

I represent 800K people in Congress from Southwest Ohio. They’re hardworking and kind, and they care about their families, neighbors, and communities. But I also represent JD Vance... 🧵

Right now, Mr. Vance is running one of the cruelest, most chaotic, and downright *weirdest* campaigns for Vice President we've ever seen.

And because Mr. Vance claims SW Ohio as his own, I want to clarify that he couldn't be more different from the *normal* people who actually live here.

Mr. Vance and I live just a few miles away from one another. We both grew up in Butler County. But my values - and the values of the people I represent - couldn't be further apart from his.

His views and beliefs don't represent Southwest Ohio. So let's take a look at Mr. Vance...

Mr. Vance makes fun of single women, calling them a "bunch of childless cat ladies with miserable lives."

Mr. Vance has called for a "federal response" to women travelling across state lines to get an abortion. Just last month, Mr. Vance voted *against* protecting the right to access IVF treatment.

Mr. Vance thinks people should have to stay in violent marriages and not get divorced. He thinks some people should get more votes in elections than others, depending on whether they can have children.

Mr. Vance is intricately involved in Project 2025 - going so far as to write the forward for the Heritage Foundation President's new book coming out soon.

This is the Project 2025 that will: - Implement abortion surveillance - Ban Muslims - End the ACA - Declare heterosexual couples superior - Eliminate the EPA - Dismantle union protections - Cancel free & reduced school lunches - Cut Social Security (Just to name a few)

Mr. Vance and I both got elected to Congress in 2022. In our congressional district, which is purple, we won by more than 5 points. Mr. Vance lost our district by nearly 9 points.

We support an economy that works for working people, not billionaires and big corporations. We support women and will fight to restore reproductive freedom. We believe in our democracy and want to protect voters and the integrity of our elections.

We believe in pragmatic, bipartisan leadership - not chaos or cruelty.

Southwest Ohio doesn't like this guy, so take it from the folks who know him best. Mr. Vance is just weird - there's no other way to say it. This isn't a guy we want anywhere near the White House.

Holy shit

I’m rooting for John Bolton?

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