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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Dodging the question ….
 

She tried so hard to help him. “Oh well surely you meant something else entirely, right?”

“Nope! Vote me into office and you’ll never have to vote again.”
4 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

She was basically trying to put the words in his mouth to say he wasn’t talking about not allowing voting or staying in office past his next 4 years and he just couldn’t do it.  How any rational person can listen to this fuckstick talk and not realize he was a great con man and now he is just a senile con man spouting gibberish is beyond me.  

Kamala's team should repost that video, it's horrible

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Tim Walz fucking rules. 

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I’m watching this at a friends house on a different room while my wife and the two of them sit outside and watch the Olympics. The female of the house, who does vote, but is very politically uninterested just came by and said “thank you for doing this” to me. Just for watching the White Dudes for Harris call. This is doing good things. 

14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Fetterman needs to be out there every day.

We just got rid of dementia guy and now you want stroke guy?

8 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

She was basically trying to put the words in his mouth to say he wasn’t talking about not allowing voting or staying in office past his next 4 years and he just couldn’t do it.  How any rational person can listen to this fuckstick talk and not realize he was a great con man and now he is just a senile con man spouting gibberish is beyond me.  

"Christians don't vote?"  WTF?

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Unlike Vance or whoever, Walz is an actual populist.

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2 minutes ago, Pods said:

Tim Walz fucking rules. 

Holy fuck he has to be VP. He will rip their heads off, spit down their neck, but do it in a rational way that appeals to regular people. Make it happen Kamala!

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1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

Dammit I love Walz. So plainspoken yet powerful.

He genuinely gets it. He does not come off as a politician.

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Walz has to be the VP. This guy rules

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Holy fuck he has to be VP. He will rip their heads off, spit down their neck, but do it in a rational way that appeals to regular people. Make it happen Kamala!

 

He's the goddamn Rosetta Stone for how to talk to rural Americans who are currently voting against their own self-interests. 

Walz has to be the VP

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Walz has to be the VP. This guy rules

Goddamn. Inject that Coach Taylor Friday night lights energy as far as we can. 

Walz might not look the part but the dude has charisma and speaks like average people.  I'm really starting to think he should be the pick.  I still like Kelly because of electoral math but Walz slaps or whatever the kids say now.

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:


She tried so hard to help him. “Oh well surely you meant something else entirely, right?”

“Nope! Vote me into office and you’ll never have to vote again.”

He was just joking.  Again.  That big old joker, he’s something else isn’t he.

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I've never given a dime to a political campaign in my life.  Until today.

 

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Walz might not look the part but the dude has charisma and speaks like average people.  I'm really starting to think he should be the pick.  I still like Kelly because of electoral math but Walz slaps or whatever the kids say now.

Kelly is a good Senator, but he isn't a public speaker. He's slow, methodical and super fucking boring. 

Walz is a top-2 communicator in the Democratic Party and he's the only one of the 2 that the rural parts of the Blue Wall we need will vote for. 

1 minute ago, Chewbacca said:

I've never given a dime to a political campaign in my life.  Until today.


is there a way to donate but stay off the radar (work related shit)? Can I Venmo one of you white dudes for Harris or something. 

Did Walz make a Florida Man reference or did I imagine that?

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Walz might not look the part but the dude has charisma and speaks like average people.  I'm really starting to think he should be the pick.  I still like Kelly because of electoral math but Walz slaps or whatever the kids say now.

You go with the best person that hits with the electorate.  It don’t make a fuck what state they are from.  If there was some magic candidate out there that could swing AZ, WI, MI, PA your way, they would be the fucking Presidential candidate, not VP.

1 hour ago, sidis said:

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No Chanson de Roland. I take it you've never picked up a stick in the middle of a fist-fight and just whaled on the other dude.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


is there a way to donate but stay off the radar (work related shit)? Can I Venmo one of you white dudes for Harris or something. 

Nope.  Election law requires disclosure.

1 minute ago, Okie State said:

Did Walz make a Florida Man reference or did I imagine that?

He said his brother is Florida Man lol

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Je t'assure que t'es pas seul -- il y en a au moins un autre de nous sur ce bourdelle de site. 

No mime emoji, unfortunately.

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Just now, RDCanecutter said:

No mime emoji, unfortunately.

french mime GIF

4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

No Chanson de Roland. I take it you've never picked up a stick in the middle of a fist-fight and just whaled on the other dude.

Would you guys take all this fancy French talk to the "Better Off Dead" Thread?

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


is there a way to donate but stay off the radar (work related shit)? Can I Venmo one of you white dudes for Harris or something. 

anonymous donations of up to $50 in cash can be made.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

anonymous donations of up to $50 in cash can be made.

Online though?

Astin has always been awkward, but I’ll take his endorsement. 
 

If he doesn’t end with “it’s our time down here!”, it’s a missed opportunity. 

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Astin has always been awkward, but I’ll take his endorsement. 

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He's getting pretty passionate though 

About to cross $3.2 Million raised

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Astin has always been awkward, but I’ll take his endorsement. 
 

If he doesn’t end with “it’s our time down here!”, it’s a missed opportunity. 

I'm hoping for a "There’s some good in this world, my dudes. And it’s worth fighting for."

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48 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

It’s gonna come down to Pennsylvania isn’t it

I'm doing my part (PA resident)

26 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

"Christians don't vote?"  WTF?

I mean, seriously, numerous articles have been written about white evangelicals and their vote. All he’s doing is talking to the people who are already voting for him and, hopefully, alienating other Christians. Not to mention, how is the RNC not furious? He’s saying vote for me but don’t worry about republicans in the future. What a bunch of dickless cucks.

 

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2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I'm hoping for a "There’s some good in this world, my dudes. And it’s worth fighting for."

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Astin was the least polished but the most real. Glad he had the chance to speak. 
 

“my father always told me that every human interaction is sacred”

I love that. 

Just now, qwertyu1234 said:

I'm doing my part (PA resident)

I am sorry for my sweatpants comment. I have been drinking and got a few texts from fascist family members about this deal. I was lashing out. Sweatpants are fine. I like jeans but fuck we are all allowed our choices. Thank you for holding the line.

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Schiff's not comfortable with cussing.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Astin was the least polished but the most real. Glad he had the chance to speak. 
 

“my father always told me that every human interaction is sacred”

I love that. 

Nice avatar, my dude.

I like the people that speak truth like it's your buddy and not polished politicians. Schiff is not my cup of tea at all. He is what he is. Wish he went off the cuff more.

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