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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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15 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Would you guys take all this fancy French talk to the "Better Off Dead" Thread?

I can't hep it, mon frère. Today I learned that I lived in two worlds:

At 16, I rocked a flat-head shovel on a road crew.

Later on, I sat in several French Lit classes, no doubt breathing farts.

I got a lot from both experiences--

Road crew: got fit and tan and had money.

French Lit: made friends with a woman who was good at French and DAMN she could suck a dick.

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5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Not to mention, how is the RNC not furious?

He IS the RNC.

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Levitt is high AF🤣

Looks old as fuck too

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Levitt is high AF🤣

This motherfucker three dreams deep in his own Inception. A business mann. 

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Looks old as fuck too

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

DJTjr isn't married to the Gargoyle. They've been engaged forever, though.

That’s weird, man!

10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

RNC... What a bunch of dickless cucks.

 

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This has been some boring, uninspiring white guy shit. If you wanted to put together a slate of speakers that makes it REALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS THE VP HAS TO BE TIM WALZ, it wouldn't look any different from this. 

Scott Galloway is worth sticking around for. Guy knows how to talk to wealthy, well educated, white guys. 

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I just cracked myself up imagining a "White Dudes for Trump" freakshow Zoom call.

35 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


is there a way to donate but stay off the radar (work related shit)? Can I Venmo one of you white dudes for Harris or something. 

I wouldn't worry about it.  In order for someone at work to find out, they're going to have to search the donation database.  If they do that and call you on it, just ask them "Why are you being so weird?"

Yeah, I am just getting bored. We needed like 5 hard hitters and not a bunch of old fuckers droning on. We know bro. Fuck drump. That is why we are here.

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I just cracked myself up imagining a "White Dudes for Trump" freakshow Zoom call.

Oh god. No thank you. 

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1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Walz has to be the VP candidate.  He has to.

Luke sounded like he needed to go into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters. 

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One of the weirdest mfers on the planet is going on Hannity to explain it away?

Bwahaha!

 

17 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Scott Galloway is worth sticking around for. Guy knows how to talk to wealthy, well educated, white guys. 

silicon valley this guy fucks GIF by Team Coco

5 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Walz has to be the VP candidate.  He has to.

It would be such a huge fumble if they fuck this up. Make him the VP!!!

Stop saying "Hot Takes". 

14 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

"Ok Google, what are the best places to live in Minnesota?"

The east Bay rep doesn't need to be anywhere near the messaging people.  So cringe.

19 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

I like Walz a lot. Seeing him this red reminds me of Fools Rush In where they take Matthew Perry’s parents on the lake and they get extremely sunburned because they don’t use sunblock and think sitting in the shade will be fine. 

2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

he's done, right? dotard is so scared

This Rugg fuckstick is hardcore MAGA

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

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My wife spent the first four years of her professional career in the Minneapolis area.  She's still traumatized over hotdish being served at potlucks, etc.  She said having it once in her life was enough.

Funny thing; when she mentioned biscuits and gravy to people up there (she's from the Texas panhandle, for reference) they were repulsed over the idea.

 

 

7 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Please don't debate her. I would love nothing more than 2 hours of Kamala debunking every lie he says about her point by point. You can tell Inghram knows he's fucked. 

8 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

 

No Way Do Not Want GIF by Schitt's Creek

Dude that recipe locks in the upper Midwest. I'm down to see his enchilada recipe.  

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Hotdish sounds awful. Is that really a thing?

2 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I'm down to see his enchilada recipe.  

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10 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

would need much more seasoning

Or any seasoning at all. I'm just glad this recipe is coming out now. I would hate for it to have gotten leaked two weeks before the election and become this year's October Surprise. 

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