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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Levitt is high AF🤣

Before he even spoke a word, I said to myself “He’s higher than I am.”

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    Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Those hosers probably still do jello mounds. With whipped cream. 

i did your mom's jello mound. she loved my whipped cream

Just now, elfenix said:

i did your mom's jello mound. she loved my whipped cream

Godam fone 

10 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Also has salads that aren't really salads.

Are they salets?

28 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


I just sent the book photo to my sister with that exact same joke. She moved to Eden Prarie last week. I told her to join a church and the hotdish mafia.

once she's seen Karl Hungus...

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Pretty close. Pretty sure they skipped the rotel because it’s too spicy.

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Personally, I think you should go with this one:

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It’s the Miracle Whip that screams “LASAGNA!”

Reminds me of Ms. Eriksen's 7-layer salad (the one with 16 cups of mayo) from How I Met Your Mother ...

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11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Weird creeper ….

 

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Free speech!
 
 
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Yep. Saw that when I went to check the progress tweet.
He’s gone full fascist, there’s no argument anymore. Oh, and….

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Austin-ite Andrea Grimes was live skeeting over on bluesky

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2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

One of the weirdest mfers on the planet is going on Hannity to explain it away?

Bwahaha!

 

How many live rats did he eat during that segment?

 

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34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Pretty close. Pretty sure they skipped the rotel because it’s too spicy.

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Personally, I think you should go with this one:

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It’s the Miracle Whip that screams “LASAGNA!”

 

I don't know if you guys had this guy on syndication in the early to mid-90s, but that recipe looks exactly like what Mr. Food would slap together as a monstrous re-imagination. Everything, I mean E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G this guy concocted, looked and sounded like an abomination.

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Fuck the NYTimes, as always. 

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4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

How many live rats did he eat during that segment?

 

Whatever the number was, I'm sure Johnny Sack-o-Shit placed a bet on it.

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Weird creeper ….

 

They don't care.  This has been out for years and they are sickies.  Maybe the best "every accusation is a confession" there is.

16 minutes ago, pacman said:

Free speech!

 

 

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I mean come on.  This is it.  There is no argument for Elon.

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They don't care.  This has been out for years and they are sickies.  Maybe the best "every accusation is a confession" there is.


evangelicals get off to this …

fucking your daughter 

fucking kids 

fucking couches 

3 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

I've never given a dime to a political campaign in my life.  Until today.

 

3 hours ago, Okie State said:

Did Walz make a Florida Man reference or did I imagine that?

I think so. That probably closed the deal for me. Good job Walz. You’ve got me interested. 

1 hour ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

My wife is a hot dish. 

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33 minutes ago, pacman said:

Free speech!

 

 

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@dudesforharris is the real account from what I have gathered, looks like the other that was suspended was impersonating the real one.

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I couldn't decide in which order to post these, but I went with reverse chronological.

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3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I couldn't decide in which order to post these, but I went with reverse chronological.

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I hear that Donald Trump is going to rape his former wives and also cheat on them, and then allegedly rape a 13 year old,, while also allegedly molesting his daughter.  Oh wait, all of those things happened.

32 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

above is the real account from what I have gathered, looks like the other that was suspended was impersonating the real one.

Sadly, nope. The "for" was either a backup or to prevent impersonation. The suspended one, "4", was real. 

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They were suspended for evading suspension?  

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8 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

Cry about it

 

 

4 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Astin was the least polished but the most real. Glad he had the chance to speak. 
 

“my father always told me that every human interaction is sacred”

I love that. 

Really good dude... Played softball with him on a team in Malibu /csb 

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My gf just drove from St. Louis down to San Antonio the back way ... down through East Texas (Paris, Sulphur Springs etc ..) without going on any major interstates and said she did not see ONE ... not ONE ... Trump yard sign or flag. That's significant.   I think even his supporters are tiring of his antics. 

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

My gf just drove from St. Louis down to San Antonio the back way ... down through East Texas (Paris, Sulphur Springs etc ..) without going on any major interstates and said she did not see ONE ... not ONE ... Trump yard sign or flag. That's significant.   I think even his supporters are tiring of his antics. 

I play poker at the local VFW every week and all the good ol' boys that used to wear Trump/MAGA hats all the time took them off many months ago. The assassination attempt changed absolutely nothing, too. The vibe I get is they just want him to go away and forget he exists.

Other than a few smug comments here and there about Biden losing in November, I mostly haven't heard a peep about him.

Edit: Rural town, northeast-ish of Austin.

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3 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

My wife is a hot dish. 

 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Yes, it's pretty great. It is not at all soupy, it's about as wet as any other casserole or enchiladas. 

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This has pure lulz written all over it ….

 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

This has pure lulz written all over it ….

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I'd consider watching that. 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Anything in that there book about 4 chicken breasts, a bag of frozen tater tots, two cans of cream of chicken soup and a can of rotel?  

Ya.  You betcha.

13 hours ago, C-Man said:

And the GQP will use better attorneys than Rudy and Sidney

They'll try.  But, even conservative-aligned law firms like Jones Day and Kirkland won't touch Trump.

Seems like the only good lawyers in Maga-land are religious freedumb lawyers.

6 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

The Midwest repulsion to fresh ingredients is horribad.  
 

oh, don’t you see? You get that pop from the tablespoon of green onions!

I'm surprised you can buy chili powder in Minnysota.

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8 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

@immamac how do we change the Fuck Around and Find Out rep from Gritty to a Couch?

Don't you fucking dare

11 hours ago, C-Man said:

There's a reason teenage boys have the highest auto insurance rates in the world.

My father didn't grow up in the Sticks per se...  but in high school he and a few of his friends drove the school buses.  He said that lasted for several years till the school figured out that the kids had removed the governors.

That had to be a great time...  but wtf were they thinking?

 

3 minutes ago, locodos said:

My father didn't grow up in the Sticks per se...  but in high school he and a few of his friends drove the school buses.  He said that lasted for several years till the school figured out that the kids had removed the governors.

That had to be a great time...  but wtf were they thinking?

 

My old man is from Tappahannock, they did the same lol.

"I've been very good for the blacks, even if the blacks have been very unfair to me. I knew Kanye before he started saying horrible things. Do you people know Kanye? He came up to me in the White House with tears in his eyes. I pardoned rappers. Did Sleepy Joe Biden pardon any rappers? I think the blacks should love me. I too have been arrested and shot at". 

2 minutes ago, G650 said:

My old man is from Tappahannock, they did the same lol.

Both of my parents went to Princess Anne

 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

I'm surprised you can buy chili powder in Minnysota.

It comes with a safety pamphlet, though

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:



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It’s the Miracle Whip that screams “LASAGNA!”

Thatssaa war crime!

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